Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-28 at 4:46 PM UTC in Interesting info about buspar
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   that shit is toxic to ewoks

   I gotta admit that made chuckle.
2. 2015-09-28 at 4:45 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That was very nice of you, some people you just gotta' push to experience the wonders of the Universe.

   Yeah, I hate the South too.
3. 2015-09-28 at 4:43 PM UTC in The tea party is everything wrong with America
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   FTFY.

   QFT
4. 2015-09-28 at 4:42 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Ok with minimal effort I found this, but digging up the origin and pedigree would be a bit more work. Just take my word for it that he said it, and save me the trouble of having to waste my time fucking around looking for the original post that contains this quote.
   
   "My name is Rocklin, I am a long standing member of Totse, Totse2, IntoSanctuary and RDFRN. On Totse i was a member of the fabled Totse Army, this fact my be unknown to some. I was part of the raid on the Lord Of The Rings Fansite and (Because i had satellite TV at the time) a progress reporter for the live on-air Telephone abuse of "Live Prayer With Bill Keller". If you look around the net you maybe able to find the recordings of that day."

   
   
   You're right, rocklin is a fag and nobody cares.
5. 2015-09-28 at 4:26 PM UTC in Would you hire this person?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=14px]About Me: Tell me about YOURself! I"m interested in marketing so I want to know more about you, to better provide for you. I hope to go into advertising and put my cheesy sense of humor to use.
   
   Fun Fact: I make a pretty mean gourmet cereal bowl with milk.
   
   I am passionate about art. I frequent museums and galleries in my free time and constantly draw inspiration from modern artists. I paint, draw, take artsy Instagram photos, and work with mixed media. When I'm not at work, I liked to obsess over art supplies and their cute packaging.[/SIZE][/FONT]
   
6. 2015-09-28 at 4:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   All hail superior page lengths. All hail page 38.

   
   longer loading times
   
   did you think this through?
7. 2015-09-28 at 4:08 PM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrind
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   The angels weep for your taste in music Sploo.
   
   
   
   Don't get me wrong grindcore can be fun every once in a while, but: Broaden your Horizon's maaaaaannnggg.

   
   boring, needs more double bass
8. 2015-09-28 at 3:05 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Page 38.

   
   All hail superior page lengths. All hail page 38.
9. 2015-09-28 at 3:04 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I haven't seen that video in years, and it's still funny.
10. 2015-09-28 at 2:58 PM UTC in Darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I can't read a single word you're saying, Darkie. You're on Ignore.
    
    :smug:

    So I reckon it must be some right powerful butthurt.
11. 2015-09-28 at 2:24 PM UTC in SpectraL, how mad are you?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Just fuck already

    Sure thing Sploo Jr
12. 2015-09-28 at 2:21 PM UTC in The Universe and You
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    that's some deep shit right there, rodent.
    
    but why are there so many of us? one time isn't enough for the universe?
    
    maybe the universe really, really likes to eat,fuck, sleep and do drugs, millions of times over for dozens of thousands of years.

    It seems to be the case.
13. 2015-09-28 at 2:19 PM UTC in I just married a broken up couple.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    At least you're not DS
14. 2015-09-28 at 2:18 PM UTC in Interesting info about buspar
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Buspar gave me headaches.
15. 2015-09-28 at 2:17 PM UTC in Best show/series you've ever watched?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only TV I really watch is NFL.
16. 2015-09-28 at 2:14 PM UTC in Should fraternities be banned?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Why should I be banned because i support mens rights? herp durp, looks like we got simp in the house, darth beaver b simpin'!

    Because you're you
    
17. 2015-09-28 at 2:13 PM UTC in Full Lunar Eclipse tonight 8pm EST
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It was cool.
18. 2015-09-28 at 2:12 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We had a great view of it in West Central Florida last night. I was at a little redneck bar and made half the bar come outside and watch.
19. 2015-09-28 at 2:10 PM UTC in The tea party is everything wrong with America
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT kids who think they have a clue.
20. 2015-09-28 at 12:26 PM UTC in Come Fly With Me....
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm FatMax and I have no prefrontal cortex