Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-24 at 1:58 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   fuck yeaaa no floodz in spayse
2. 2015-09-24 at 1:57 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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3. 2015-09-24 at 1:57 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   So I've been trying to quit drinking every day because my needy whore of a gf doesnt like it plus 3rd year university and shit. I make at least $200-500 tax free erryday and need to buy a car but have no license. The people closest to me are the ones that drive me insane. A week or so ago I thought that girl was pregnant (hasnt had her period since august 2nd) so we talked about it, then I got a call so we went to a hotel, me and a guy went out for a smoke and when I got back she was acting weird and I realized she did coke behind my back so the next day I took her to a bridge, threw her purse and coffee off and told her I'll kill her if she tries to keep the baby. Thankfully yesterday she took her 5th or 6th negative pregnancy test. I plan on cheating on her tonight and she already suspects I'm going to and can't stop me so hopefully tomorrow I'll just tell her I cheated so have some self respect and fuck off. I take concerta and oxycontin everyday and of course smoke weed/hash and drink. I've accepted my alcoholism and the physical effects it brings every morning, thankfully I learned how to live with this from my old man back in the day. I live in a pretty nice apartment in a pretty nice area surrounded by asians. I have enough money to buy a good used car and have a bunch left over, put a down payment on a house or potentially get a business off the ground. I got a 5k line of credit I'm going to pay off within a few months of receiving. I literally have no taxable income either, just niggers who are willing to say I have a job. I have 160 or some odd hours of community service to do by the end of the year I've been lying to my PO and saying I've been doing. I'm literally going to register a company before deciding what to do with it. My gf says she never got anxiety (or multiple orgasms) before me and I can't remember the last day where I didn't see her cry.
   
   I need to shit so bad right now right now right now
   
4. 2015-09-24 at 1:52 PM UTC in Link me that video Carly Fiorina referenced during the second GOP debate a week ago
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   face is unelectable

   
   
5. 2015-09-24 at 1:33 PM UTC in ITT We Thank mmQ
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   A sploo thank is a rare and priceless/valueless commodity
6. 2015-09-24 at 1:17 PM UTC in Link me that video Carly Fiorina referenced during the second GOP debate a week ago
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7. 2015-09-24 at 12:38 PM UTC in October 1st Liability Shift Fraud
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   is this counted as white collar crime? because a jedi disguise is a pretty solid idea for that.

   White collar crooks all fear jedivirine.
   
   
   
   
8. 2015-09-24 at 12:30 PM UTC in Freedom or Security
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   ^ not scary

   Maybe, maybe not, but it's still the stone cold truth.
9. 2015-09-24 at 12:25 PM UTC in The apocalypse starts tomorrow september 23rd
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   Can it stupid beaver But yeah I know in my heart that something is different this month its leading to something. A feeling of foreboding, something that could just gobble up the sun, children would never laugh in life of war without love. I can feel it we all especially now more than ever before feel a since of insecurity like no other.
   
   But I digress

   That feeling in your heart is an aortic aneurysm.
10. 2015-09-24 at 12:21 PM UTC in ITT We Thank mmQ
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    mmQ If you want thanks you have to post.
11. 2015-09-24 at 8:31 AM UTC in Your home is so momless
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    Your home is so momless you don't get in trouble for having pop with breakfast
12. 2015-09-24 at 7:32 AM UTC in Peptidoglycan: Strike back against the bacterial threat
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    Bravo Romeo Bravo Quabec Tango Papa Indigo Echo Whiskey beta India Tango India November Golf Foxtrot Oscar Romeo Mike Echo.
    
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
    
    
13. 2015-09-24 at 6:23 AM UTC in mountian painting question
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    Can you me more about the office furniture manufactuers in Delhi? And if you have designated shitting streets or just kinda go wherever?
14. 2015-09-24 at 3:34 AM UTC in Peptidoglycan: Strike back against the bacterial threat
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    Peptidoglycan is a big ass molecule that pretty much forms the cell wall of most bacteria. Intel suggests that bacteria is actually an invention of Soviet design that was created to collapse the Capitalist markets. Intel from a recent raid in Moscow suggests the molecule itself is made up of a monosaccardie derivetive of glucose, lactic acid and a chain of a three to five amino acids. As I said, this molecule forms the cell wall in most bacteria. If we take a hit from international politics if we take down that wall the bacterial cells will be flooded with illegal migrants and syrian refugees. But dont worry, this is a good thing for europe. But if we can get this wall down, and completely deplete the welfare resources of the bacterial cells they will be forced to sell their debt to the debt supercollectionmarket in China Illinois. With bacterial cells in more debt than Greece we will have no problem buying other Soviet Secrets from them. Then once we have the information we need, we will turn bacterial cells into The Federal Republic of Bacterium by setting up a puppet government after we out the incumbent nucleus. The final step of the plan is to unify the Bacterial Federal Republic with the European Union. The Federal Bacterial Republic will then be the housing place for ALL refugees entering Europe. We outsource all of telecommunications reps to this country in order to weaken India's grasp on the Western job market.
    
    Start looking for the signs.
    
15. 2015-09-24 at 2:09 AM UTC in Motherfucking faggot FUCKS!!!11!1!2
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    Ahem...
16. 2015-09-24 at 1:38 AM UTC in Freedom or Security
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    But one the other hand, if people know they'll get dead if they fuck someone over, there would probably be a lot less problems in the world. For example, even if you justifiably kill someone, someone could come and kill you, too, if they feel it was unjustified. That forces people to carefully consider the probable consequences when they feel like getting stupid, whether they are in the right or wrong would be immaterial. Bunch of crooked bankers? No problem. We'll just string the fuckers up. Wouldn't find too many crooked bankers flaunting it in that kind of world. I kind of like the natural simplicity of having no laws. I like the law of the jungle.

    If you had to live by the law of the jungle you would be tiger poop.
17. 2015-09-24 at 1:35 AM UTC in The apocalypse starts tomorrow september 23rd
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    It could be a trigger date for some other dire process, which has now been initiated as of the 23rd.

    Could be you and Bill Krozby fell of the same turnip truck.
18. 2015-09-23 at 11:18 PM UTC in What's wrong with my class.
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    I did bro, i tried the code fixed the subnet. still the same.

    
    
    fuck :( what error you getting now? :(
19. 2015-09-23 at 11:13 PM UTC in What's wrong with my class.
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    Even with that changed, and the code you provided i still get the same error :( I do appreciate your efforts in trying to help me out though, so thank you regardless.

    
    
    try the quoted code? you'll need to change the subnet to fix that
20. 2015-09-23 at 11:04 PM UTC in Your home is so momless
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    Your home is so momless you have two dads.