Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-05 at 10:56 PM UTC in Bling Bling posts on Long Live Zoklet (LLZ)
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   He also has posts on intofaguary sexually experimental edition
2. 2015-10-05 at 10:51 PM UTC in NISA: Moon Expedition Thread
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   I hereby establish the Niggas In Space Agency (NISA) because as a rowdy bunch of space niggas we are it is time we organize ourselves in our journey through the cosmos. In this thread we will be planning a manned mission to the Moon.
   
   As Director of NISA I will be the project manager. The overview of the project is thus: We will be manning a mission to the Moon of Earth because we Space Niggas bitch. The mission will include a three week stay on mars by the scientific expedition crew.
   Project Phases:
   1. Shuttle Design
   2. Route Planning
   3. Landing on the Moon
   4. Habitat design
   5. Living on the Moon
   6. Science and experiements
   7. Leaving the Moon.
   
   Feel free to sign up for whichever phases you will be assisting with.
   
   In order to find out if we can do this successfully, at the end of our planning I will be scripting it into the Kerbal Space Station fitted with a mod to represent our universe. Ill screen cap the mission and upload it to youtube.
   
   The project deadlines are shown below.
   DEADLINES:
   Sign Up: 10/7/15 (if you miss this deadline you may still contribute. I just want to know who will be working what projects)
   Phase 1: 10/8/15
   Phase 2: 10/9/15
   Phase 3: 10/10/15
   Phase 4: 10/11/15
   Phase 5: 10/12/15
   Phase 6: 10/13/15
   Phase 7: 10/14/15
   [SIZE=28px]PROJECT DEADLINE: 10/15/15[/SIZE]
3. 2015-10-05 at 10:11 PM UTC in Yay, look what I got.
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   Well that person will never post here again-good job guy's.

   1. Anyone who would make this thread their first post is not a new user.
   2. Do you seriously think that this group is ever going to take it easy on an FNG?
   3. If all they brought to the table was a post bragging about buying/getting a bottle of booze who cares if they ever post again.
   4. ???
   5. Profit!
4. 2015-10-05 at 10:05 PM UTC in I am eating a Papa Johns'
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   Gay
5. 2015-10-05 at 10:04 PM UTC in Bling Bling posts on Long Live Zoklet (LLZ)
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   For Lanny and niggasin.space
6. 2015-10-05 at 9 PM UTC in Which totse spin offs did you post on?
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   in that case…grab your ankles and smile purty

   Still using the same old tired gimmick? Even SpectraL isn't that stale. Don't post again until you get some new material skippy.
7. 2015-10-05 at 8:02 PM UTC in Have you ever gotten this look before?
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   Dissociation from a stressor maybe?

   More hallucinations from a drug rotted brain would be my bet.
8. 2015-10-05 at 7:56 PM UTC in Have you ever gotten this look before?
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   Dissociation from a stressor maybe?
9. 2015-10-05 at 7:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Red dot sight, just point and shoot. As long as you don't choke (anxiolytics that don't impair cognition and a good stimulant would help a lot) how could you screw it up?
   
   I feel like a girl that was fishing for compliments on her appearance and was told she looked "alright, but nothing special".

   From this post it is evident to anyone with military training that you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if you were standing inside of it with the doors closed. Of course you impaired by the short barrel you were born with.
10. 2015-10-05 at 7:48 PM UTC in Yay, look what I got.
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    It's probably a chick, and she is probably smoking hot, and I just gave her a complex about her hands.
    
    all in a day's work.

    It's prolly a tyranny. Those hands look like manly bone structure all fagged up.
11. 2015-10-05 at 7:46 PM UTC in Should we engage in warfare?
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    This thread was interesting till TDR and spectral showed up.

    You are such a loyal fan.
12. 2015-10-05 at 7:44 PM UTC in Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here
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    I will pay one of you to find Bill Krozby and silence him. permanently.

    How much, and would burning off his tongue and fingers slowly with a Bic lighter meet the metrics of the contract?
13. 2015-10-05 at 7:41 PM UTC in Should we engage in warfare?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread was interesting till TDR and spectral showed up.
14. 2015-10-05 at 7:36 PM UTC in Have you ever gotten this look before?
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    It's called the "fuck off and die glare".
15. 2015-10-05 at 7:34 PM UTC in Have you ever gotten this look before?
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    Does the expression have a name?
16. 2015-10-05 at 7:33 PM UTC in New Avatar for Arthur Treacher
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    That is the actor Arthur Treacher in his role as Constable Jones in Mary Poppins.
17. 2015-10-05 at 7:31 PM UTC in Have you ever gotten this look before?
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    Only people who are about to die can see that look.
18. 2015-10-05 at 7:28 PM UTC in Have you ever gotten this look before?
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    I cant find a picture of it because its something that happens over the course of a few seconds. Where a person looks at you and their pupils immediately constrict and the light in their eyes completely dies out. I've gotten that look twice in my life, once when I was in the mental hospital and I was all like MOLEST MOLEST MOLEST, then I stole some guys suicidal bitch, then I asked the nurse for my Rubix's cube and her pupils suddenly shrink where I could only see her iris and a little pinpoint black dot. The second time I got it was when I was kicking Ashley's chair repeatedly until she hyperventilated and then she turned her back to talk to me and says ''can you stop?'' and I'm smiling and say ''nahh'' and she looks me in the eye and then suddenly the life in her pupil dissapears. So what emotion does this expression convey? Disgust, hatred, dissapointment, fear? Have you ever gotten this look?
19. 2015-10-05 at 6:39 PM UTC in Why can't we do fun stuff like this?
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    Water you talking about? As far as I know my avatar is still an apparition.
20. 2015-10-05 at 5:32 PM UTC in Sploo
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