Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-21 at 10:13 PM UTC in What type of assault rifle should I buy?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   everyone can do everything better than everyone else on the internets

   
   
   yea but i really can. not saying im the best but im better than average
2. 2015-10-21 at 9:02 PM UTC in Smartest person on the forum(Because intellect can be determined democratically)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   hard to say. lanny, malice, zanick and sophie are all pretty smart/wise in different ways, maybe even Bill Krozby a little bit in some weird sort of fucked up way, sploo is dumb as hell, tdr seems average-ish and i dont really know about crazy mike or roshambo

   That's all very nice. Now STFU and vote FFS.
3. 2015-10-21 at 9:01 PM UTC in I wonder if anti weed hypocrites are smoke it once it legal
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bill Krozby you calling even Malice a simpleton is like the sun calling a lit birthday candle hot. As fucked up of a unit as Malice is even his intellect makes you look like a organ grinders retarded monkey. Sophie is one of the most intelligent and interesting people on this site. While you could be more interesting if you dropped the whole hard ass/fail troll approach I'm afraid you are incapable of posting a truly intelligent comment. The closest you ever came to be interesting was when you dropped all the tuff guy shit and just posted about the van you bought. But I would be pleased if you would prove me wrong over the next 72 hours by giving it your best to appear intelligent instead of acting like a spurned child every time you post.
4. 2015-10-21 at 8:51 PM UTC in Smartest person on the forum(Because intellect can be determined democratically)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hard to say. lanny, malice, zanick and sophie are all pretty smart/wise in different ways, maybe even Bill Krozby a little bit in some weird sort of fucked up way, sploo is dumb as hell, tdr seems average-ish and i dont really know about crazy mike or roshambo
5. 2015-10-21 at 8:47 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Somewhere in San Francisco there's an appartment. The sun shines on the windows but no light may enter. The rays are blocked by the blinds. They are shut, as they have been for months. The only source of light is the glare of the monitor as it coldly illuminates the grey, musty scenery inside. A rather large carefully measured out stack of nootropics casts a long shadow from the desk to an office chair, in which a mexican is seated, pondering what to post next to a forum full of people who don't care.

   That is amazingly close to how I imagine Malice's pathetic existence.
6. 2015-10-21 at 8:45 PM UTC in Goodbye friends
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ^^^coming from a guy who listens to turkish/russian rap

   
   ^Coming from the guy who believes his own shitposting.
7. 2015-10-21 at 8:43 PM UTC in Smartest person on the forum(Because intellect can be determined democratically)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm wiser than you but I will admit you are in the select few whom I will openly admit is more intelligent.
8. 2015-10-21 at 8:40 PM UTC in Would you shoot a 5-year old kid in the head for $1 BILLION
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sophie, I just thought I should point out that the thread title is:
   
   Would you shoot a 5-year old kid in the head for $1 BILLION
   
   and not
   
   Would you shoot in a 5-year old kid for $1 BILLION
9. 2015-10-21 at 8:39 PM UTC in I wonder if anti weed hypocrites are smoke it once it legal
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i am still smoke it when its legal
10. 2015-10-21 at 8:35 PM UTC in What type of assault rifle should I buy?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    idk gun vocab and shit but statistically i can probably shoot better than 4/5 of these ppl. at least a rifle.
11. 2015-10-21 at 8:13 PM UTC in How do you party?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I understood what you called me and by the way nobody gives a shit about your opinions. It's funny how you subscribe to being an intellect when you can't even tell when you're being trolled. simple fact you lil dummy

    You have no clue how to troll because you're a retard.
12. 2015-10-21 at 7:23 PM UTC in How do you party?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I've never partied once in my entire life.

    Not surprising, as you've never really done anything in your entire life.
13. 2015-10-21 at 7:20 PM UTC in Would you shoot a 5-year old kid in the head for $1 BILLION
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Hmm, I wonder how many starving third world children I could save if I killed you, emptied your accounts and sold your possessions, then used the money to travel there and give direct aid in order to ensure maximum efficiency. You know you're never going to give more than a small fraction to charity or state programs, which are horribly inefficient.

    You can't even kill yourself.
14. 2015-10-21 at 6:13 PM UTC in How do you party?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I've never partied once in my entire life.

    
    party hard
15. 2015-10-21 at 6:10 PM UTC in Who the most fucked up?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm just misunderstood.
16. 2015-10-21 at 5:56 PM UTC in Can't sleep without alcohol
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    My concern is that it'll sneak up on me before I realize it's a problem, do you have experience with this?

    
    I don't have a problem with alcohol because I legitimately just do not enjoy it anymore, but I've had experience with using drugs on a daily/semi daily basis and getting hooked, or at least in that groove of routine. The problem is is that it's already a habit. You take it every night. Habits progress on their own unless you stop them. You know tolerance will occur and just get worse with time. And you know that if you take a certain path every day, you will eventually reach the destination that path leads to.
    
    Actually, I kind of do have the same problem with you except that I use weed for sleep. And all that is basically what I've found. Luckily for me the consequences of using THC everyday for an extended period of time are much easier to overcome than those of using alcohol everyday for an extended period of time.
    
17. 2015-10-21 at 5:28 PM UTC in Absolutely haram, 100% Allah and His prophet(pbuh) approved trap.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that drop do. completely blew me away. shit b goin hard af up in her. etc etc etc
    
    but real talk though when i was in afghan the place we worked was like 5 miles from where we lived so there were buses running 24/7 every hour back and forth, which were originally driven by military people who had fucked something up, but eventually were all driven by local middle eastern dudes they hired from some village in afghanistan or pakistan. we worked weird schedules that changed all the time so sometimes i'd go to get on the bus at 2 am in the morning and there'd be some full on haji dude blasting some hard dnb or dubstep on the bus. straight rockin the fuck out. (the british military ran a radio station for the base)
18. 2015-10-21 at 5:22 PM UTC in How do you party?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    in my room alone with copious amounts of stimulants and weed
19. 2015-10-21 at 2:04 PM UTC in Who the most fucked up?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Vote which person you believe to be the most mentally fucked up individual.
20. 2015-10-21 at 1:30 PM UTC in Am I really 10/10 intolerable?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your dad should break your arms and legs.