Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-23 at 2:43 AM UTC in The second most useless Mexican
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I knew you were referring to me. Why is Vizier useless? He actually works and supports himself.

   Because Mexico.
2. 2015-10-23 at 2:42 AM UTC in do you do your own laundry?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No i don't, i have a GF for that.

   Then the washing machine must be a front loader because your girlfriend can't be tall enough to reach a top loader.
3. 2015-10-23 at 2:40 AM UTC in If You Thought the Patriots We're Cheaters
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Then check this out. It turns out the Denver Broncos are the biggest cheaters in the NFL.
   
   http://yourteamcheats.com
4. 2015-10-23 at 2:11 AM UTC in Smart people poll revised.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   triangles and amphetamines are going to fuck you while you're sleeping

   
   QFT We need a NEW poll that includes sploo. fam.
5. 2015-10-22 at 10:42 PM UTC in science behind different types of weed distribution methods: a complex analysis
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just paste the urls as is. Ill take a look and check the rigor of your study.
   
   Till then your analysis aint shit but bitches and trix.
6. 2015-10-22 at 10:40 PM UTC in Smart people poll revised.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I saved a copy but i seem to have misplaced it.

   
   REPLACE IT FAGGOT
   
   

   But it really isn't fair that you only include people you consider friends.

   
   but we friends af 4 ever fam.
7. 2015-10-22 at 9:25 PM UTC in do you do your own laundry?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   or do all of you fucking cokeheads still have your parents do it for you?
8. 2015-10-22 at 9:23 PM UTC in science behind different types of weed distribution methods: a complex analysis
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would post the relevant data graphical interpretations but the communication facilitation machine is not accepting the jpgs or the url's.
9. 2015-10-22 at 9:11 PM UTC in How do you feel about people who blast music in their cars with loud ass bass?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It really only annoys me when I ride in a car with someone who does that. I dont give too many fucks about rando's on the road blaring music. But when I was a youngin all my buddies douched out the sound systems in their cars to "Hear the mad bass drop man!" and I hated riding in their cars as you couldnt hear a damn thing and the speakers would vibrate my asshole.
   
   Anyway, now in my own car I just listen to music at a reasonable volume like a normal person who doesnt want to lose their hearing.
10. 2015-10-22 at 9:08 PM UTC in science behind different types of weed distribution methods: a complex analysis
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >Complex Analysis
    >No charts and graphs
    
    Pick one.
11. 2015-10-22 at 9:06 PM UTC in South america is under-rated
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There are good parts of South America but be sure to stay away from the jungle people. They live as outlaws in the jungles and shit forming communes and make their life from crime (kidnapping touristas and shit).
    
    But yeah, lots of places in South America are decent.
    
    Fuck Central America and those mexibeaners. Fuck their shitty country. I cant wait till they build that fucking wall.
    
12. 2015-10-22 at 9:04 PM UTC in science behind different types of weed distribution methods: a complex analysis
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    we found that when a large dose of thc (tetrohydogen bonded cannabis) was administered via brownie a lethargic response such as that of a sloth was noted
    
    upon repeated technically sound highly detailed administration of bong hits subject reports feelings of intoxication and anxiety
    
    when we administered via vaporizer, the cannabis was disbonded from the tetrohydrogen atom, releasing 1.2E66 joules of energy into subjects mind which then spontaneously converted to a wavelength of the exact same verified frequency of love (tm) that the universe was (scientifically verifiably) created from when an alien hippy accidentally swallowed 27 hits of alien acid at a forest rave located at the singularity that the universe expanded from. this energy release leads us to believe that the tetrohydrogen atom is responsible for happy colorful vibes and the cannabis part leads to feelings of negativity which resonate at the same color as hell.
    
    cops were unable to shut the party down since their space machines were the old model and hence could not divide by 0.
13. 2015-10-22 at 9:04 PM UTC in Absolutely haram, 100% Allah and His prophet(pbuh) approved trap.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    catchy af tbh. Gonna listen to this next time I behead some infidels.
14. 2015-10-22 at 9:02 PM UTC in My cousin died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The wiser you become the more you have to be sad about. But you also have more reason for hope.

    
    This about sums it up. There is a quote about intelligent people often giving up their happiness because of their intelligence. While this is pretty accurate an intelligent person isn't necessarily a sad person once they open themselves up to the infinite glory of the universe and recognize that the pain and suffering and stupidity is finite.
15. 2015-10-22 at 9 PM UTC in Smart people poll revised.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nigga armchair pharmacology is dope af tbh cuz. Dont be a proot. Share your knowledge of drug interaction nigga!
    
    We will love you for it tbh fam.
16. 2015-10-22 at 7:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Hollllly fuck first night off probation of course I to a bar with half off Wednesday going on and I get pulled over. Cop just ran my plates and license and let go God damn I need a designated driver fr

    
    Dont be a dumbass, drink at home if you're going to be reckless like that.
17. 2015-10-22 at 7:34 PM UTC in My cousin died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I suppose i'm an optimist then.

    The wiser you become the more you have to be sad about. But you also have more reason for hope.
18. 2015-10-22 at 7:07 PM UTC in The second most useless Mexican
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I wonder if he's ever going to move to the US. I remember that before Zoklet close I wrote one of my classic psychoanalysis posts on this theme, about his life and whether he was genuinely satisfied with it, and he responded with, "Malice, that was beautiful. It got me right in the feels."
    
    If not, he decades from now, he may be filled with immense regret, leading him to suicide, or self-destruction through severe alcoholism.

    
    Speaking of useless Mexicans the most useless one just weighed in folks.
    
19. 2015-10-22 at 6:32 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Malice, why haven't you ever bought a hooker for yourself?

    Malice has never bought anything. We buy it for him.
20. 2015-10-22 at 6:30 PM UTC in My cousin died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    
    >Implying it's wise to be sad
    

    To me it implies ignorance is bliss.