Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-22 at 6:27 PM UTC in Smartest person on the forum(Because intellect can be determined democratically)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   If I wipe snot into my skin, does it like, just become part of my body? I mean, I don't see it anymore, so where is it? Is my skin just full of snot?!

   Yes
2. 2015-10-22 at 6:26 PM UTC in South america is under-rated
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   They have the best justice system in the world.

   Who is they?
3. 2015-10-22 at 6:25 PM UTC in The second most useless Mexican
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   He's on TC all the time; maybe you should come hang out once in a while.

   Yeah, sorry, never gonna happen.
4. 2015-10-22 at 6:21 PM UTC in Smart people poll revised.
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   They all have their pros and cons.
   
   mQ is smart in that he admits he doesnt know what he is talking about while still thinking critically and writing his thoughts. On the down side he is a thanks whore.
   Sophie is pretty smart guy. Probably most useful posts in tech section. But his skill is still developing and he wants to fuck his cousin.
   thelittlestnigger is a straight up genius with IQ over 250 with unparalleled contributions to science, technology, the arts as well as social, public and foreign policy.
   Lanny is pretty smart and capable as far as he has shown he can maintain a website. But he is a leftist which shows he is indeed mentally deficient.
   Malice is a user on the forum. I honestly dont know anything about this person.
   
   Its a hard choice to make.
5. 2015-10-22 at 5:24 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice, why haven't you ever bought a hooker for yourself?
6. 2015-10-22 at 4:38 PM UTC in South america is under-rated
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   south america is pretty 3rd world man
7. 2015-10-22 at 4:34 PM UTC in anyone here know how to give eulogy
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you gotta tell a couple jokes to break the ice first
8. 2015-10-22 at 4:33 PM UTC in What type of assault rifle should I buy?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   'average' isnt saying much
   
   i could go on all day about stories of dumb asses with weapons that are 'average.'
   
   dumb nigger with a full-auto 5.56x45 'forgetting' to release the trigger and filling the overhead bullet-traps with rounds until the belt ran out. same nigger muzzle-sweeping an entire range of shooters. moron trying to shoot .380 rounds out of a 9mm then when chastised about it stating 'but they fit.' moron loading a magazine with the rounds in backwards.
   
   even above-average isnt really saying much. i recall an argument between myself and a CCW instructor in front of a class about how glocks dont have hammers

   
   
   well damn, is your intent to just try to ruin my day or something? i just said i am better than average, i didnt say i was history's best marksman
9. 2015-10-22 at 4:12 PM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheese
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   yeah, that is good too.
   
   
   I find that the best use of cheese is a sandwich with ciabatta, provolone, ripe sliced garden tomato, vinegar and oil, and pesto. Optionally mayo. Not miracle whip, if you use that shit you need killed.

   It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that zing.
10. 2015-10-22 at 2:25 PM UTC in Smartest person on the forum(Because intellect can be determined democratically)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    again….you display your lack of any analytical prowess or ability whatsover
    
    do yourself a favor and swan dive into a wood chipper

    See, that's what I mean. No matter how hard you try you keep falling flat on your face. Stop using your nose as a kick stand kid.
11. 2015-10-22 at 2:22 PM UTC in I wonder if anti weed hypocrites are smoke it once it legal
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    …probably cause they gay like that

    I smoke weed but urine idiot. If they are anti weed and don't smoke it now how does that make them hypocritical.
12. 2015-10-22 at 12:17 PM UTC in ''Or I can't hear shit because I've been huffing air horn gas...''
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [FONT=arial][SIZE=15px]Well anyway I'm in this place, feels lightyears away and stuff. I'm looking at these two massive chrome spheres and there passing this signal between each other. I could see the signal it was this type of thing[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=arial][SIZE=15px]0 )))) 0 [/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=arial][SIZE=15px]The signal would travel to the opposite sphere then it would go back[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=arial][SIZE=15px]0 (((( 0[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=arial][SIZE=15px]I watched these things do this about three times, then something happened. The signal was interupted by something, it stopped, the spheres lost communication and glazed over with a grayish dead looking mist, they weren't shiny anymore. And I had this overwhelming conviction that somehow I had just really royally messed up on a universally massive scale, I knew I had just watched myself die. I dont know how I knew but it was the most powerful feeling of 'ohhhh god no!' I've ever felt. I was dead. [/SIZE][/FONT]
13. 2015-10-22 at 11:33 AM UTC in There was a rape last night...
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    When you're behind a girl on the street do you ever start tailing them by like five feet and then they briskly walk up the block to get away from you
14. 2015-10-22 at 10:53 AM UTC in There was a rape last night...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    dont look at me
    
    none of my victims live to take the witness stand

    Just based on you're posting style it's apparent to everyone that you are a weak scared little boy living in man's world.
    
    inb4predictablerapecomment
15. 2015-10-22 at 10:49 AM UTC in South america is under-rated
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    South America is a shithole. Panama is the best Latin American country.
16. 2015-10-22 at 10:48 AM UTC in How do you feel about people who blast music in their cars with loud ass bass?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The last nigger that kept driving past my house doing that shit got a rock in his back window.
17. 2015-10-22 at 9:16 AM UTC in My cousin died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bill Krozby giving a eulogy:
    
    I am Bill Krozbyler... and... If I did not *hyperventilating* fear incarceration from human authority figures, *eyes well up with tears* a-authority figures... i-I w-would terminate *full on sobbing* your life functions by applying sufficient pressure *collapses* to your blunt skull *bangs head upon ground* so as to force its collapse! *sobbing and banging your head on the ground* y-You.. are.. wise. B-but there's a s-sadness to your wisdom. *stops banging head on ground* *sobbing in fetal position*
    
    Your uncle carries you away as your family looks on in shame as you deliriously utter "H... hi, Mr. Conehead. "
18. 2015-10-22 at 8:35 AM UTC in My cousin died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    have a mental breakdown way easier than making a speech tbh fam.
    
19. 2015-10-22 at 8:33 AM UTC in Do people ever mess with you?
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    This asian fool i work with was like "fite me bro" because i trolled him a little too hard. Needless to say I told him I dont fight girls.
    
    Thats the first person to mess with me in a long while. People dont mess with me. Im just chill like that.
20. 2015-10-22 at 8:29 AM UTC in Smartest person on the forum(Because intellect can be determined democratically)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that feel when u not on the list of smartest space niggas
    
    
    that feel when u see Bill Krozby is on the list