Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-28 at 12:32 PM UTC in I haven't logged in for a week
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   I use the subscription feature Mike. After two days there were 41 messages/posts
2. 2015-10-28 at 12:29 PM UTC in Yesterday I got my dick sucked so hard
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Actually a pretty cool story bro.
   
   Sucks though that even if you stick your cock in her mouth she will still keep right on talking.

   Anyone can talk with something as small as that in their mouth.
3. 2015-10-28 at 11:56 AM UTC in I poured soda on my mom's head while she was sleeping
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   she woke up and got really mad
   
   then yesterday I picked up a carton of cherry juice to pour on her head and she jumped out of bed and started yelling at me
4. 2015-10-28 at 11:52 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Considering how badly Malice stalks and obsesses over us on here I wonder how bad he is about that shit with his actual neighbors. Probably have security cameras looking into peoples windows.
5. 2015-10-28 at 11:51 AM UTC in what the fuck is wrong with me??????????
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   The other night I drank, did cocaine and played with a firearm with a girl/black people then the next day we took her children to a playground, carved pumpkins and was invited to her parents house for dinner. After dinner we went back to my apartment and her kids played on my nintendo 64 while we smoked a joint and she told me she doubts I'll make it to christmas without cheating on her again. Someone please explain whats wrong with me. Also, that girl looks better when she's not taking cringey tryhard cartoon selfies and getting cartoon tattoos.
   
   I would

   
   That's nice, bro.
6. 2015-10-28 at 11:48 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I gotta go the docs to try to get some zopiclone. And then steal wine. And then get pissed and argue with everyone.

   
   You are the poster child for the stereotypical Brit.
7. 2015-10-28 at 7:11 AM UTC in How to be a Faggot in 27 Easy Steps
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Literally the only non-cucked "rules"
   2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
   
   18. The modern man has thought seriously about buying a shoehorn.
   
   27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
   
   I love all this progressive nudges like:
   Men dont own guns!
   Men feel more complete with a daughter!
   Gauche Simpleton
   Privelege
   Irish Spring Bar
   
   
   
8. 2015-10-28 at 6:19 AM UTC in Nigga' i am so rich...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   To take a line from TDR's book, you calling me dumb is like a candle calling the sun dim.

   
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9. 2015-10-28 at 6:06 AM UTC in Music Theroy Resource
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol i cant believe i spelled it wrong twice
10. 2015-10-28 at 5:45 AM UTC in Yesterday I got my dick sucked so hard
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    FACT
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11. 2015-10-28 at 5:38 AM UTC in Yesterday I got my dick sucked so hard
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Actually a pretty cool story bro.
    
    Sucks though that even if you stick your cock in her mouth she will still keep right on talking.
12. 2015-10-28 at 5:31 AM UTC in Music Theroy Resource
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I found this awesome pdf with a ton of info on music theroy. It covers topics such as fundamentals, diatonic and chromatic harmony, development/form. Its pretty comprehensive and a fantastic resource for beginners and experts alike.
    
    http://academic.udayton.edu/tobyrush/theorypages/pdf/complete.pdf
13. 2015-10-27 at 10:39 PM UTC in Lets write a rock opera
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    Yo man, lets write a song about hyperspace.
    
    Here is what I got, need more verses and a chorus:
    
    Hyperspacial Understanding
    
    A
    Timeless space beyond human comprehension
    Gehenna, Valhalla, Hades and Heaven
    On an olympian Stage, spiritual imortality
    The modern man cant see intangible reality
    A
    The art of cubism is four dimensional perspective
    Mentally form a hyperspatial retrospective
    Cognitive dissonance produced by harmonic discord
    A result of psycological repression established by freud
    
    
14. 2015-10-27 at 8:45 PM UTC in How long until I can pass a drug test?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    like 3 days most likely
15. 2015-10-27 at 7:09 PM UTC in Punk and Punk SubGenres
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    Fucking Streetlight Manifesto is a good band. Them and Catch 22 make some good shit.
16. 2015-10-27 at 7:07 PM UTC in Lets write a rock opera
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    I think imma make it about an intergalactic business man. Anyone wanna collab a song about space economics? Or intergalactic trade deals?
17. 2015-10-27 at 6:50 PM UTC in Vizier is Dead!
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    Your rooning teh tread.

    
    
    
18. 2015-10-27 at 4:40 PM UTC in Lets write a rock opera
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    I have been getting pretty good at using musescore and would like to take it one step further. I want to write a rock opera and I want you faggots to help. I'm looking to keep it simple with three t five songs to make up the whole thing.
    
    As far as the concept of the album goes I want it to be set in space and its gotta be fucking epic. Lets brainstorm some ideas to get this shit going. Feel free to post potential lyrics or musical ideas. Lets get this shit going.
    
    Current album plans:
    
    Rock Opera IN SPACE!
    
19. 2015-10-27 at 1:38 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I gotta go the docs to try to get some zopiclone. And then steal wine. And then get pissed and argue with everyone.
20. 2015-10-27 at 12:23 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Im gonna get stoned and go to Chick Fil A