Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-11-13 at 1:18 AM UTC in If you were walking down the sidewalk and some frat boys pulled up alongside u
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   I don't walk, I ride or drive.
2. 2015-11-13 at 1:16 AM UTC in Canada > U.S.
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   Canada is America's hat.
3. 2015-11-13 at 12:10 AM UTC in Nothing exciting ever happens here.
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   For those of you who missed it, Psycho was a zoklet mod who rode around on his high horse laughing and scoffing at the people he tried to shut up through a staff control panel, just because they made him personally buthurt, applying bogus bans and bogus infractions to their accounts, while at the same time trying to make them look legit. Then he started laughing and crowing how nobody could touch him, so a small group of people D0xxed the administrator of zoklet, and the admin closed the site because of it, and next thing you know our old friend Psycho here found himself naked and suddenly without his security blanket to protect his tender feelings. Pretty comical. Now he's here, still trying to pretend he's a real somebody, with his broken scripts and history rewrites in hand. Sad, sad stuff.

   
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   Actually no one gives a fuck.
4. 2015-11-12 at 11:52 PM UTC in think im gonna take a nap soon
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   can any you pray for me to have some good dreams? Thanks
5. 2015-11-12 at 10:46 PM UTC in I'm gonna go slam the door on my wrist...
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   for attention/pain meds lol
6. 2015-11-12 at 10:43 PM UTC in Are you gonna do anything crazy when you're old?
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   i.e. piss your pants while out somewhere, "accidentally" crash your car into something, etc?
7. 2015-11-12 at 10:35 PM UTC in Kreepykay: dead
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   rip
8. 2015-11-12 at 10:34 PM UTC in Should I become a fatass for a while?
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   hmm...shoud I tho? I'll stop gettin fatter after new years
9. 2015-11-12 at 10:30 PM UTC in Canada > U.S.
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   Alls i'm sayin...
10. 2015-11-12 at 10:26 PM UTC in If you were walking down the sidewalk and some frat boys pulled up alongside u
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    and started throwing water balloons at u and were like wut r u gonna do about it pusie wut would u do?
11. 2015-11-12 at 9:20 PM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.
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    Now I can completely regress into myself again!
12. 2015-11-12 at 9 PM UTC in Have you ever had a successful 4th plateau/sigma bundy trip?
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    [FONT=Verdana]eventually i was awake all the way. this was no dream. i was in the hospital. talking was still really hard. answering questions. i was telling them that this was my "final hazzah" and i was trying to reach the 4th plateau. [/FONT]
13. 2015-11-12 at 8:59 PM UTC in Have you ever had a successful 4th plateau/sigma bundy trip?
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    840mg- a moderately high 3rd plateau- has always been the sweet spot for me. Once I get into 1000+mg territory I just black out for 2 days
14. 2015-11-12 at 8:47 PM UTC in Nothing exciting ever happens here.
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    I smell.... mad....
15. 2015-11-12 at 8:40 PM UTC in A best of compilation of old statuses on my facebook profile
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    2013- Age 15/16
    
    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]did u know i am psychic!!!!????
    
    tthe choochoo trains faked 9/11
    
    today i held a torus made out of light in my hands
    
    >2013[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]>not seeing two headed snakes in 3-D
    
    is you be throwed?
    
    drugs, crime and the occult
    
    2014- Age 16/17[/SIZE][/FONT]
    
    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]What if…you could use an augmented reality device like Google Glass to replace people with simple colored sticks. This could be a good solution for misanthropes and anxiety sufferers.
    
    i wrestled a bear once and won. i'm not even joking.
    
    4 loko ruined my life[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]Im fucked. Its over…I had a good run…
    
    Ebola porn
    
    sperm smoking a blunt
    
    the fact that u looks like c rotated 90degrees to the right is the most interesting tihing i've learned this week
    
    He got real manic and gay and then he disappeared.
    
    u thi k its funny cuz I sleep behind mcdonald s and smell like shit cuz of alcohol[/SIZE][/FONT]
    
    www.stringtheory.com
    
    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]I think I might be able to see the emission spectrum of atoms[/SIZE][/FONT]
    
    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]all the light in the world is made out of rainbows
    
    PCP addicted scum[/SIZE][/FONT]
    
    
16. 2015-11-12 at 8:11 PM UTC in The jedis
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    No he was not

    
    Yes he was.
17. 2015-11-12 at 8:03 PM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.
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    I'm just so goddamn fucking happy I could cry
    
    
    
    I've spent the last two months in Turkey, where my mom's from. Since I don't speak the language, was withdrawaling from a plethora of psychiatric medications and spice, am possibly developing paranoid schizophrenia maybe maybe not, had nothing to do to occupy my time besides play video games I don't enjoy...not really enjoying anything except some crunk tunes and toons...I spent approximately 60 days in pathetic psychological agony obsessing over a 14 year old that was my last real social interaction (besides the mental hospital) who might possibly be the antichrist. Sent her all sorts of terrible things and I hope that when I get off the plane I'm not going to get killed by her family/thrown in an interrogation room. My only real contemplations over this time period have been I'm eh pretty cool guy without any of the cool because I mostly just write massive accusatory rants laced with venom, don't really have a personality or any life to me since I'm so tired and apathetic all the time, but things will get better once I'm in college because then I'll have friends and shit like that, not my mentally deviant e-friends that are all 10 users of this website. Maybe I am kinda disabled, whatever to the point...
    
    I spent my last day in Turkey today with my mom and her three aunts. After saying goodbye and everything, one of my aunts gave me FOURTY dollars!!! I noticed how I don't move or speak much or make eye contact and mostly just stare into space with a look of anxiety on my face, then I'm looking around the resturaunt I'm in and think, damn, why do I always feel like I'm on bundy. After my aunt gave me the fourty, the first thing I thought was I'M GOING TO BUY SO MUCH FUCKING bundy AS SOON I GET BACK. Like 20 bottles of two dollar generic cough DM. The thought of drugs hasn't really passed my mind too much since I only got drunk about 4 times in 60 days, overdosed on psuedoephedrine twice, and huffed keyboard cleaner once. Now I remember my one true love, the girl who's been with me forever, through good times and bad, mostly bad, and that's lady bundy. She's the lovliest woman you could ever meet, she caresses you in the darkness and lets you float through your mind, your memories, and your shadows. All of my happiest memories involve me flying through tussin space...I had my own private world I could retreat to, outside of any problems and outside my own body, the stories and dynamics of tussin space would develop as an alternate life course that I had entered, sort of like a parallel universe of energy auras and the true essences of existence. I'm going to be reunited with my long time lover, my best friend, my soul. There's no point or meaning to real life, but everything makes sense once you swim through the emptiness, like returning to the womb as a fetus. You just are. We all have our one true calling in life...in skyrim you are the dragonborn, but I am the TUSSINBORN, and I'm no longer in the state of greif and confusion I've gotten myself into, because the holiness is about to return to me, and I can't wait.
    
    My body is ready.
18. 2015-11-12 at 6:06 PM UTC in Smart patrol (remake with actual effort) comic 1
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    Dank AF tbh
19. 2015-11-12 at 1:49 PM UTC in The jedis
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    Plot twist: Hitler was a jedi
20. 2015-11-12 at 1:46 PM UTC in Nothing exciting ever happens here.
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    K-Mart work can be lethal