Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-01-25 at 6:50 AM UTC in Starting a new forums (lanny et al)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Not to be a dick but nothing frustrates me more when I write a very clear and basic message, people ignore it, and then proceed to continue a conversation completely removed from the context of what I actually said. I'll get shit for this but honestly I think some of you guys need to hear it.

   
   I hear you on this. I even got a little offended on your behalf when I read that shit.
   
   Then again, you're posting this on what is ostensibly totse in 2016. And you're talking about a forum for open minded academics to share their knowledge; which was basically, as I said, "the best parts of totse". No matter what you say, people here are going to see the totse in it... because there is a bit of its spirit in your mission statement, even if it's not the whole spirit. I'm glad you're not trying to revive totse and you have your own thing you want to do, but keep in mind that what you're recommending could easily be spun as... like... a separation between "church and state" (in terms of totse). With this site representing the retardedness and yours the sensibility. *shrug*
   
   I'd love to check it out anyway, if/when the time comes. I suspect it'd be a better resource than totse ever was, if it were to become successful.
   
   
2. 2016-01-25 at 6 AM UTC in What elements do you find most attractive in a girl?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sophie is psychomanthis.
   
   I've within the last year come to find out that I like large women. All these motherfuckers wanting to fuck supermodels, THIS motherfucker just wants to cuddle ya dig
3. 2016-01-25 at 5:57 AM UTC in Lessons In Academia: A Holistic Approach
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't defecate. My body works at 100% efficiency, I absorb every nutrient.
4. 2016-01-25 at 5:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jesus Christ dude. Are the top ones actually sex dolls because that's so hilariously fucked up if they are.
   
   On the reals, I'd never get a sex doll. When I jack off I don't want to fucking cuddle my sex doll. I'm not that lonely that I'd wanna cuddle dolls. I just wanna get my fuck on and put it away. I'm not looking to wash out Chelsea's vagina and dress her before i stuff her back in the closet. I don't have anything against people who do own dolls but it's just not for me.
5. 2016-01-25 at 5:52 AM UTC in Wats the most unordinary meat you've ate?
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   Pickled pig intestine- Not bad but the texture was really rubbery. Somewhat like coconut in that regard. Flavor was overpowered with pickly lime flavor. I've also had non pickled intestine which is A LOT better, maybe because I always have it in soup.
   
   Cow brain- Terrible all around. I had it in a taco loaded with salsa and pico de gallo and it was still fucking gross. Don't know why people risk getting prions eating this fucking shit.
   
   Cow tongue- Very fucking delicious and I eat this pretty regularly though I usually eat it with some other meat because of the texture.
   
   Cicadas- Do these count as meat? I've eaten pre-packaged chocolate ones as well as freshly grilled ones. Neither was really good.
   
   Mealworms- Eh, The ones I've had covered in cheese were good. Also had em live, straight from my gecko's stash before. They'll bite your tongue if you don't chew fast enough.
   
   
   Some more regular meats include venison, bison, alliGAYtor, rabbit, hmm... that's about it. I'll try just about any food once as long as it's not something totally fucking rank like those eggs in china they soak in children's pee. That's just nasty.
6. 2016-01-25 at 5:42 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Indeed, you do realize loli means little girl right?

   
   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7. 2016-01-25 at 5:39 AM UTC in Your Favorite Recipes That Use Cum
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   I made a cheese sauce the other day and semen really acts as a good thickening agent when you've added too much milk although you really need to use a lot of it if you're looking to use it for creamy factor. Does not work well with stringy cheeses.
   
   If you've got a vagina on hand you can also use vaginal secretions (period blood adds an irony flavor, don't use that) to increase the acidity of your cheese sauce. Which is good when you're making a mozarella based cheese sauce, it'll make it less stringy without watering it down. Lime or vinegar will also work but I prefer the taste of MOST vaginas. Some vaginas are no good for cheese sauces. Do not use a vagina which has a yeast infection as the yeast will thicken up your cheese sauce, plus it's got a funny taste but idk, some people are into that.
8. 2016-01-25 at 5:33 AM UTC in here's a new forum for you spuds
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   What's wrong with niggas?

   
   Phrasing!
9. 2016-01-25 at 5:31 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Loli doll.

   
   Out of my budget unfortunately
10. 2016-01-25 at 5:29 AM UTC in Is air duster degenerate?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S COOL, FUCKED UP THAT IM HUFFING RAID, I JUST WANNA GET REALLY HIGH, HUFF RAID UNTIL I DIE, I DONT EVER WANNA GET A JOB, CAUSE IM FUCKED UP TODAY AND NOTHING'S WRONG. HUFF RAID AND SHITTY PILLS, GETTING HEAD IN A BROKEN CAR, WITH THE WINDOWS UP AND THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LIVING LIKE THIS, ALL MY FRIEND'S ARE PIECE OF SHIT, BUSTED CHIN AND A BLOODY NOSE AND IM COVERED IN RAID FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOE
11. 2016-01-25 at 5:25 AM UTC in fuck you
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yrc0zqBvPv
12. 2016-01-25 at 5:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice, do you use sex toys at all? I feel like whether you do or don't, you're very adamant about your decision with sex toys. I'm curious because I'm in the market for one (hydro is too far away) and if you do use one, which one and why? You probably would have made a more informed decision for your penis than I have with past sex toys.
    
    If anybody else wants to chime in to help me make the absolute best choice for my penis, it would be much appreciated.
13. 2016-01-25 at 4:32 AM UTC in fuck you
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah I see you through the camera and I think you're dumb. I see you walk like a cripple out of the TV chair where you computer is situated and fall down the stairs repeatedly on the way from your chair to the door where you accidentally trip off a fire alarm and the SWAT team comes to call you names and spray you with foam in literally multiple senses of the word but the cream steam killing machine of the hose washes off the semen and it rinses down the drain which is your mouth. You're so crippled by all of this that you're even more crippled than you were before which isn't saying much but it's actually saying a lot. I personally hate you. The president hates you. Any man on any moon in any solar system hates you and wishes they could bury your head under 36,000 miles of dirt with your body sticking out of the brown so when big bubba escapes prison simultaneously they get that good ooga booga seed all over your M shaped anorexia rump. Fuck you, faggot.
14. 2016-01-25 at 1:12 AM UTC in Help a brother create a script/program
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    any links you say?
    
    www.google.com
15. 2016-01-25 at 12:16 AM UTC in Zombies on meth in space
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    LSD HOUSES FUCK THIS COKE COAL COAL TAR OIL GAS COAL COKE METH ICE. EVERYWHERE I L UPLINK BENZOS OPIATES LSA BREWING OPIATES RIGHT NOW, METH DARK ENERGY, BLACK HOLES, EVIL. METHAMPHETAMINE PERFECT HIT PERFECT COMBINATION AIR EARTH FIRE WATER FREEBASE METH VaPORS DOPAMINE SEROTONIN EPINEPHEDRINE POISON ALTERS OXIDATION EVOLUTION ENERGY TINY BUGS STRONGER. SLOWLY DNA

    
    wat
16. 2016-01-24 at 11:52 PM UTC in Zombies on meth in space
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How much ant-meth did you smoke before making this thread?
17. 2016-01-24 at 11:29 PM UTC in The Outlook Could Be Bleak
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    One trick is that many people who have an @outlook account usually also have a @hotmail account. @hotmail accounts expire and are released back into the wild after 90 days of non-use. So if the @outlook account is [EMAIL="johnnyoobleck@outlook.com"]johnnyoobleck@outlook.com[/EMAIL], there's a probable chance there is also a [EMAIL="johnnyoobleck@hotmail.com"]johnnyoobleck@hotmail.com[/EMAIL], and if there is, there's a chance it expired and can be freely re-registered. Once the @hotmail account is re-registered, there's a good chance it was used as a backup recovery e-mail account for the @outlook account, and can be used to reset the password on the @outlook account. It's actually more efficient to see if the hotmail account is available first, before re-registering it, and if it is, try using it with the Outlook password reset process. If Outlook recognizes the available hotmail account as a valid recovery e-mail on file, it will send a recovery e-mail to it successfully (even though it no longer exists), and if it is not a valid outlook recovery e-mail address, it will say so (not smart!).
    
    [edit]
    This also works with GMail and several other e-mail major providers, such as Yahoo.

    
    I've had the same hotmail address since fucking... 2003 or something, m8. I never use it. What qualifies as "non-use"? Because it has never been "released back into the wild".
18. 2016-01-24 at 11:07 PM UTC in Figuring out the Avatars
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    If you're not cracking hashes then you're phishing for passwords, and no real hacker actually believes social engineering is hacking. SE is purely to compliment your toolbox.

    
    PEBKAC is the greatest programming language for hackers known to man.
19. 2016-01-24 at 11:05 PM UTC in sick of living/unwilling to die
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do method and heroin or send your favorite homeless cosmonaut some dosh. Look at all this damage I done and I don't even sleep indoors or on a bed since October and I'm on WiFi daily and selling drug synths on YouTube HOW TO COOK METH videos for beer money. That sucks you got a bed and power tho yeah must be hard, ever burn your own house down and lose EVERYTHING? seems to happen to me every 6 years lol.
20. 2016-01-24 at 11:02 PM UTC in What elements do you find most attractive in a girl?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I go straight for the ass every time and when the bitch complains I say I'm gonna leave them for a loli tentacle monster when I live on a space station and they realize I am king and they can either join or fuck off