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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Nice try but I'm not clicking any links anymore.
  2. Arnox's face is pressed against the ceiling right now because he took such a giant shit in his pants.
  3. Poisening the well is some serious sissy shit. It's called calling a spade a spade. Ask Spectral.
  4. Ok shit, now I made myself paranoid. You never posted stuff from there, right?
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  6. I remember the chats where you faggots just posted links without warning. When I get locked up... German justice system is weak as fuck so I'll come out quickly. Then I'll find you guys and murder every single one of you.

    Yo, FBI, I know you're reading this. It's just a joke.
  7. I know what level you're working at and it's called the dunning-kruger level.

    Appeal to authority, ad hominem: poisoning the well.

    Try again.
  8. German to the max. With a hint of Gypsy. That brought the magic in, though. ;)
  9. I know what level you're working at and it's called the dunning-kruger level.
    That one was good, though.
  10. Slappy made literally the same joke right before Psycho and he got no love. I gotcha back, nigga.
  11. You're actually doing those girls a favor with your behavior. Probably. Here's why, at first they get blinded by your good looks (Your jaw is disappearing, though. Most likely bone loss caused by your excessive bundy consumption. Just a heads up) but then you fuck with them all the time for no reason and they start to hate you which makes them reconsider their actions and causes them to become less shallow and ingrains a morality in them that values personality over looks.
  12. Did Tits really say "Fractals"? I like how you're spreading the knowledge.
  13. I'm a bit different from the other snowflakes
  14. Does the comic emanate "sploo"?
    I don't know about that but it is oozing "Shapemaster".
  15. Does the comic emanate "sploo"?
  16. I also miss Weed Smoker's stories. He had a good way to capture the junkie grime of the forum and put it into words.
  17. Im an excellent conversation

    heres one with my ex gf

    Sploo:
    are you going to unironically vote for donald trump?

    Tits:
    You're either rly stupid or desperate to elicit a reaction
    Possibly both

    Sploo:
    or joking
    u never understand starcasmjohhhhhhhhnnnnn
    world starcasm
    worllll staaaa
    the earth is a star
    the sun is a planet
    filled with living representations of my thoughts
    RIGHT? right?

    Tits:
    Cool

    Sploo:
    more good music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcVXk5nvmho

    Go Demon Or Go Home Full EP
    01 // ______ 02 // Home 03 // Locals Only 04 // Static 05 // 20 www.wolvvesforevver.tumblr.com www.facebook.com/wolvvesforevver twitter @wolvvesforevver
    youtube.com

    Tits:
    Kek

    Sploo:
    on the sun, demons are people and people are demons
    left is right and black is white
    and mellissa becomes eh pretty cool guy
    pwn

    Tits:
    Oh damnnnnnnn
    That stung

    Sploo:
    the sun would sting when i touch it but im too cool for that

    Tits:
    I'm pretty sure the cooler you are the more it would sting

    Sploo:
    you dissaprove?
    because i used the word dissaprove but you had your thumb up but then your thumb would be down in sun physics and dissaprove would be a question of approve sunphysically
    does that mean i asked you if you approve?
    but then that whole statement of the case right there would be reversed
    and the statement of the statement of the case would be reversed
    and you know what I'm talking about?
    It starts with an F and ends with a ARCTALS
    and lol what
    thats dumb
    no the cooler I am the less it would sting because of the equalization of the temperatures between the two sides
    like the mean
    +100 hots + 100 cools = 100 averages
    +100 hots + 99 cools = 100 averages and 1 hot
    but no
    i was joking
    wait i got myself confused
    oh yeah
    +100 heat + -100 heat = 0
    but if i was "too" "cool" as you said
    in your own words
    +100 heat + -100 heat + -20 heat = + 20 cook = 0 + 20 cools = 0 - 20 heat = -20 heat = not trying hard at all because it's simply a statement of facts and yeah

    Tits:
    Farctals

    Sploo:
    i like it better that way
    its like once you become friends with someone you give them a nickname
    i just refer to my friends by barcode though
    https://youtu.be/t6saiZZGPW4?t=20s this chorus is about you
    not rly
    i just felt like it could be a convenient slight to use on someone but at least i didnt mean it

    Tits:
    You refer to yr friends as barcode bc you view them as yr inventory to do with what you please
  18. I only come here for the comics.
  19. Loled at this. Also, you're in Germany? I had no idea.

    On a related note, Tucker Max might be a little cooler if he started shooting up like Bukowski.

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    I mean seriously, look at this douche. His face just makes you want to punch it. He's like almost 40 now making a living off of his FRAT BRO facade.

    [FONT=helvetica]retarded girls are better because if you pee on them sometimes they just dont get it[/FONT]
  20. I found out my old benzo dealer is still selling, so that's good to know.

    thx for telling me dude hook me up lol
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