Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-06 at 9:32 AM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who would've thought that having a child by a hitchhiking schizophrenic in a garage full of animals was a bad idea?
   
   You should've listened to the normal people who don't come up with shit ideas like that. If you want §m£ÂgØL to raise the kid you're too fucking stupid to raise a kid yourself anyway so bring it to a church or whatever.
   
   Fuck you.
2. 2016-02-06 at 9:16 AM UTC in Legends From Space
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sorry bro, I couldn't sleep after reading that story. Too much HYPER REALISTIC shit too handle for me. That was a shocker.
3. 2016-02-06 at 9:11 AM UTC in tore myself a new asshole
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Stop making excuses. I'm not butthurt. You just post stuff about being depressed and mentally ill, you post about puking at work everyday and then stuff like this.... I don't want to pull you down or anything. I just think you live in denial and that it hurts you and your family.
4. 2016-02-06 at 8:40 AM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't, put that time into trying to get laid, dude...
5. 2016-02-06 at 8:38 AM UTC in I've never had a single real conversation on this website
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I don't 'get' Iced Tea, I think Warm tea is so ingrained in me that any other tea is the drink of the devil.

   You should give it another shot. The truth is that every premade iced tea you can buy tastes like shit. Make some on your own, it is brain dead simple and cheap as fuck, and you can start putting your own twist too.
   
   Give this a shot:
   
   14 cups of water
   
   6 teabags
   
   4 lemons
   
   1.5 cups of zero calorie sweetener (sucralose based), or add sugar or other sweetener to taste.
   
   Bring the water to a rolling boil in a pot or two pots (make sure you allocate the appropriate amount of tea bags to each pot by volume though, don't want it out of proportion).
   
   Once it's boiling, turn the heat off, toss in the teabags and stir, then wait for the water to cool down, stirring every once in a while to diffuse the tea bags' effect.
   
   Put in the sweetener and squeeze the lemons into the tea.
   
   Put it into a container and chill.
   
   -Delish
6. 2016-02-06 at 8:33 AM UTC in How to stay stoned forever.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That was some OG totse shit and I always wondered what peoples' experience with it was like. What's it like being high on nutmeg?

   
   on a previous incarnation i wrote a dph trip report that consisted of me laying in bed seeing shadow people and giant pillows outside my window. i also heard the best music of my life but it stopped one i realized it wasnt real. crazy shit.
7. 2016-02-06 at 8:31 AM UTC in Experience Machine
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   4 sho mang, always good to have someone to bullshit phil topics with.
   
   And if you really are the ole cap't then it's good to have you around. All those times I raged over your (retrospectively obvious) trolling were good times, even if I didn't think so at the time.

   Lol, I'll try to bring the ol' Captain charm as best as I can. Times have changed and so have I, but I think I can still rassle up a good discussion.
   
8. 2016-02-06 at 8:29 AM UTC in The official 'Thank You Lanny' thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   u wot m8?
9. 2016-02-06 at 7:59 AM UTC in Can we stop him?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   is that you?
10. 2016-02-06 at 7:49 AM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Still an issue?

    rekt
11. 2016-02-06 at 7:42 AM UTC in The official 'Thank You Lanny' thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TLN IS DAILY
    
    TLN IS DAILY
    
    TLN IS
    
    DAILY
12. 2016-02-06 at 7:29 AM UTC in Can we stop him?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    ur never gonna stop me
    
    ur never gonna stop me
    
    im king of the beach
13. 2016-02-06 at 7:19 AM UTC in How to stay stoned forever.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    In all seriousness Sploo, did you write a trip report for nutmeg?
    
    That was some OG totse shit and I always wondered what peoples' experience with it was like. What's it like being high on nutmeg?
    
    Care to share? I remember reading it takes a long time to hit.

    
    http://niggasin.space/forum/better-living-through-chemistry/61940-nutmeg-is-a-good-drug-surprisingly
14. 2016-02-06 at 6:04 AM UTC in Can we stop him?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Rolling 4 quads. Must stop this nigga.
    
    >>5
    
    Nice get bro.
15. 2016-02-06 at 6:03 AM UTC in The official 'Thank You Lanny' thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I like the approach Lanny has taken to this, and I think the low population helps make it work. If this forum was busier, it wouldn't be feasible to have no mods etc, but it certainly cuts down on drama and shit. Also fuck frivolous shit like additional themes, cuz who cares, as long as it's not hideous, I'm good with it.

    
    I still want the poop theme tho
    http://niggasin.space/forum/help-and-suggestions/44486-poop-theme
16. 2016-02-06 at 6:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    thx for telling me dude hook me up lol

    
    
    Cook benzos erry day Etiz folyfe
17. 2016-02-06 at 5:55 AM UTC in I take so much bundy, I don't know what to do with it!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just ask Pfizer
18. 2016-02-06 at 5:55 AM UTC in I take so much bundy, I don't know what to do with it!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The answer to every drug question is "cook some more"
19. 2016-02-06 at 5:54 AM UTC in I got the best birthday gift
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm getting this pic tattoed onto my chest for when i go to prison
20. 2016-02-06 at 5:53 AM UTC in How to stay stoned forever.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sending sploo 1kg synmeg