Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-07 at 7:23 AM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   >learning strategy and technique is a waste of time
   >you cannot apply what you learn in chess to real world experience
   >productivity can only be measured in physical labor
   
   Your implications are downright retarded. Saying chess is a waste of time and not productive just shows how little you understand about it. I would say anything that sharpens the mind and challenges you is on some level productive.

   > Meme Arrows
   > Thinks chess strategy translates to anything else
   > Thinks pointing out why own argument is retarded, makes it not retarded
   > Adheres to bourgeois liberal faggot definitions of productivity because its, like, what I want it to be maaan.
   
   I will literally rape you at chess. I will be back in town on Wednesday and if you want to face me, I will assfuck you, shit on your chest, cum on your face then make you eat it off with a shavette, at chess. 1900 ELO, you bitch nigger, come at me. I know more about chess than you have any chance of ever knowing. Looking forward to facing you if you dare, you little was of jizz. I'll make you gay cock scream my name. J'adore quand ils m'appellent Big Poppa, faggot.
   But Chess leads to no special intellectual or personal development. I know because I wasted too much time getting good at it.
   
2. 2016-02-07 at 6:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hydro we all told you §m£ÂgØL was bad news and that whole situation with him living there was a clusterfuck but you told us we were all wrong about him so pardon me if im a little devoid of sympathy in regards to whatever the hell you guys have going on now. Life is a fucking bitch if you didn't know by now, just dont leave your animals to starve if you off yourself. Im too cold and broken to try to help people like you anymore.
3. 2016-02-07 at 5:35 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Evan Williams is my only true friend goddamnit
4. 2016-02-07 at 5:31 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice talking about people who need inpatient mental health treatment, that's fucking rich. You're one bad nootropic combination away from complete mental breakdown yourself.
5. 2016-02-07 at 5:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had eggplant parmigiana and whiskey for dinner and have the absolute worst gas of my entire life
6. 2016-02-07 at 12:37 AM UTC in Why Are Some Muslims in Britain Choosing Sharia?
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   http://mic.com/articles/134248/this-woman-s-glorious-photo-collage-sums-up-why-life-can-be-awesome-without-having-kids?utm_source=policymicFB&utm_medium=life&utm_campaign=social#.gqH9Zbn6T
   
   cancer
7. 2016-02-06 at 11:20 PM UTC in Peptidoglycan: Strike back against the bacterial threat
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bumping for awareness of peptidoglycan
8. 2016-02-06 at 11:18 PM UTC in I've never had a single real conversation on this website
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   True.
9. 2016-02-06 at 10:29 PM UTC in Give me some bad ideas
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I live in a college town. Its snowy here so id be wary of climbing a building due to ice buildup. But its a good idea. Maybe ill try and find an abandoned one and get into it.
10. 2016-02-06 at 10:28 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Chess isn't productive, it's a game. It is a waste of time, like any game. If you enjoy it then okay but it's not productive. Learn woodworking if you want "productive".

    
    >learning strategy and technique is a waste of time
    >you cannot apply what you learn in chess to real world experience
    >productivity can only be measured in physical labor
    
    Your implications are downright retarded. Saying chess is a waste of time and not productive just shows how little you understand about it. I would say anything that sharpens the mind and challenges you is on some level productive.
11. 2016-02-06 at 10:21 PM UTC in I've never had a single real conversation on this website
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Are you Iron John?

    No
12. 2016-02-06 at 10:20 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I get laid every night by my girlfriend.. i need a productive hobby inbetween fucking my girlfriend working and smoking pot Damn I've got lots of learning to do. before I looked into it I thought chess was just complex checkers

    Chess isn't productive, it's a game. It is a waste of time, like any game. If you enjoy it then okay but it's not productive. Learn woodworking if you want "productive".
13. 2016-02-06 at 5:36 PM UTC in Can we stop him?
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    >>11
    
    NICE DUBS BRO! Checked!
14. 2016-02-06 at 4:17 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's cool. How much does a pro player earn at your level?
15. 2016-02-06 at 3:19 PM UTC in How to stay stoned forever.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's like a slightly moldy hash brownie that lasts a week
16. 2016-02-06 at 12:47 PM UTC in Can we stop him?
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    Ha! I didn't get this thread because I thought it was about training quads and triceps. Hahaha... I'm sure none of you weaklings have ever even heard of Paul Dillet. Do you even lift? No, no you don't. PWND.
17. 2016-02-06 at 12:36 PM UTC in I've never had a single real conversation on this website
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not for sexual purposes. I just want to see who the people are who deal with your shit. They don't seem very bright.
18. 2016-02-06 at 12:11 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    More to the point, why or how would §m£ÂgØL be anywhere close to being a good parent to the child? All I can see is him shaking the baby to death when it won't stop crying at 4am.
    
19. 2016-02-06 at 12:07 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not yet. It's on my to do list. Or is now anyway.
20. 2016-02-06 at 12:06 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Who here has children and knows something about this shit?