Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-07 at 8:47 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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   I agree with you that the US/Israel are to blame for most of this but I'll not speak to you anymore in this thread.
2. 2016-02-07 at 8:38 PM UTC in What would a nigga do for a klondike bar?
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   OP made me laugh. I'd fuck clown dike for a Klondike.
3. 2016-02-07 at 8:32 PM UTC in Financial competence 101
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   I'll hire you when I have figured out what to do. Don't worry.
4. 2016-02-07 at 8:26 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   
   import ctypes
   import time
   import winsound
   
   def main():
   print "Welcome to your personal timer RisiR you idiot."
   print
   time_var = int(raw_input("Input leftover time in seconds: "))
   
   time.sleep(time_var)
   winsound.Beep(500,250)
   ctypes.windll.user32.MessageBoxA(0, "Get to Ebay you idiot", "Time's up", 1)
   
   
   main()
   

   
   
   Problem solved.

   I'm on a phone, bruh. No win. Only lose.
5. 2016-02-07 at 8:24 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
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   Oh shit I forgot about the part where he played his ukulele to a goose. I wanted to make fun of that as well.
   
   
6. 2016-02-07 at 8:20 PM UTC in Tore myself a new single
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7. 2016-02-07 at 8:18 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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   No, I'm not.
8. 2016-02-07 at 6:29 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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   There's no reason to speak Dutch here other than to seem like a special little snowflake. We get it. You are smart and speak multiple languages. Congrats.
9. 2016-02-07 at 6:26 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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   Who cares arschloch.

   You have essentially just said that nobody cares about your posts. True. Go have a Dutch conversation with Oplus. See?
10. 2016-02-07 at 6:11 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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    I can but the other 99% of the people on this forum can't you fucking Lullo.
11. 2016-02-07 at 6:05 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
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    No really, your posts were funny. Keep it up.
12. 2016-02-07 at 6:04 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
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    Thanks for everyone because that cheers me up!
13. 2016-02-07 at 5:58 PM UTC in Financial competence 101
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    Can you give me 20 bucks?
14. 2016-02-07 at 5:56 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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    Maybe speak a language we all speak so everyone can participate.
15. 2016-02-07 at 5:44 PM UTC in Financial competence 101
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    Every weekend for the last ten months I've told myself I'm going to set one up. For some reason I just can't find the time, part of me just doesn't care enough. My student income is well above minimum wage, but still low enough that I can't invest seriously and I really don't know that I need to prioritize fluidity in my finances outside of matched 401k.
    
    How do you find the time to research and commit to these things while working? I can't seem to make it work.

    
    I'm going to be honest here, I don't work. I am functionally retired at this point. I sold my company for 8m USD liquid and 40m USD in mixed securities. At this point I have "fuck you" money so I read up about whatever interests me. I personally can't have an IRA because my G7 treasury instruments (about $10m in US 20-year bonds) roll in enough money to put me above the cutoff.
    
    But since you are a working man, I'll help you out. Starting an IRA and whatnot is a no-brainer. If you can contribute enough, I would definitely recommend having a Roth IRA (preferably from a company like Vanguard, Charles Schwab or Fidelity).
    
    Within the IRA, there is something called a three fund portfolio you might want to consider. I'll post more in detail when I get the time.
    
16. 2016-02-07 at 4:49 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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    I just remembered getting banned for leaking your "PI". Abdul Pakip Enis and some adress from a brothel in Amsterdam. Hilarious.
17. 2016-02-07 at 4:49 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
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    ITT: people take my Navy Seals level post seriously.
18. 2016-02-07 at 4:47 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
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    Yea, I tried to get you with that one.
19. 2016-02-07 at 4:20 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I'm so mad.
20. 2016-02-07 at 4:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I keep forgetting about eBay auctions and it's pissing me off beyond anything. I'm such a fucking idiot. I need a fucking peeper or some shit that reminds me of that bullshit. Fucking goddamn.... this is ruining my life.