Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-09 at 10:58 PM UTC in I think Im suffering from a serious addiction problem
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its a cheese sandwich. Sorry but its hard to take pictures from space
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
   
2. 2016-02-09 at 10:46 PM UTC in I think Im suffering from a serious addiction problem
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't even put ketchup on these puppies anymore.. Just salt and SO MUCH CHEESE.. This is all I eat, I start with a Jalapeño Cheddar and cut about 20 strips off the block and salt them heavy and cool onto 6 pieces of bread.
   
   
   
   
   Its so fucking delicious just salt the toasted sandwich and take a bite and that yummy salty cheese... Oh fuck I want one now. The only problem is they aren't very filling and I can pound through a loaf of bread a day eating this shit
   
   
3. 2016-02-09 at 10:41 PM UTC in PSYCHOTIC PSYCHOPATH ON bundy
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The jedis are out in full force today it seems
4. 2016-02-09 at 10:33 PM UTC in Petition to ban Sploo, Rocklin, Sophie, Bill Krozbyler, Idio, Dissociator, Lanny and Arnox
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Hey, I'll have you know my borderline alcoholism and stagnant lifestyle have made me a fighting machine. Whatever I lack in raw strength I make up for with my ability to literally bore people to death via extended monologue.

   
   
   Maybe you can do that technique on the Mexicans when they break into your house, tie you up and demand the keys to the server.
5. 2016-02-09 at 10:31 PM UTC in Why has nobody done a blog?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You just wish you could tear bitches like that

   
   
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6. 2016-02-09 at 10:29 PM UTC in Bling Bling posts on Long Live Zoklet (LLZ)
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   Memba when I hacked LLZ and doxed Idio
7. 2016-02-09 at 10:26 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashley
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thread saved, backed up and copies saved on floppy disks and launched with sattelites of containing proof of our existance and saved on cold storage fusion servers floating around the moon like the Voyager Golden Record. Make us proud sploo.
   
   
8. 2016-02-09 at 10:24 PM UTC in What are you reading?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That made me remember, I'm looking for a book and an author. All I remember was that it was by a young French or Italian dude who killed himself (?) before he finished the second book of the series. Some dude from Zoklet recommended it and I looked it up and it seemed dope but then I forgot about it. I think the author was in his early 20's when he died. What was that?
9. 2016-02-09 at 10:23 PM UTC in I'm back are you mad?
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   Toppest keks man oh lel
10. 2016-02-09 at 10:22 PM UTC in What are you reading?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A document called "a short one pot synthesis of welbutrin"
11. 2016-02-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in Lanny - WTF you cunt mother fucker, i cant BeLiEvE it ,wtf wtf WTFghdfyuhgfyufygfu
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Okay so I'm homeless and have every WiFi password in town but when I cross the street for an orange Julius it signs me out of niggasinspace but not gmail. I think it's the jedis
12. 2016-02-09 at 10:14 PM UTC in PSYCHOTIC PSYCHOPATH ON bundy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lock your Sawyer Hatch Sploo. Literally all you've done since 2000 is inhale oxygen and consume resourcres, your brain and body are tethered to this earth. drinking cough syrup, smoking syncans, and doing drugs that most people grow out of around 17 years old just shows that you are born to be a drug chemist. It would be one thing if you were a functioning alcoholic or an honor student that does coke on the weekends, but you're not. Youre better than all those people combined and you do it with style and grace. You're busy eating tons of nutmeg and drowning your brain in cough syrup while simultaneously posting love letters and hotdog stories and teen titans, Bravo sploo , bravo to you Sir. Im pretty sure the cartels are looking to hire a few wise young white chaps like us to show them hwhats hwhat and replace brick weed with syncans. You're not even in your mid-twenties yet and you're already a well respected TOTSEAN and the perfect person to work near the tip top of a drug conspiracy. If It wasn't for you I wouldnt know about "your generation" and these TOTSE legal highs.. Syncans, nutmeg, bundy, fish oil. Of course I KNOW about these but your unique form of research has given me a new perspective on everything. You would be a valuable asset in the space station LSD labs, original research is daily life for you and that makes you priceless. You're probably the smartest person on this website besides myself and Bill Krozby. I see you in 10 years leading the charge for the new global RC market. Jah bless you sploo for you are truly doing Gods work son.
    
    http://totse.mattfast1.com/en/drugs/miscellaneous_drug_information/164161.html
13. 2016-02-09 at 9:58 PM UTC in How did you get your username?
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    His name is Arnox immordium etc.

    Don't trigger me. This was the most half assed attempt ever but it still put a smile on my face. I want to meet Arnox in person and thank him for this gem. I want him to read me the full story.
14. 2016-02-09 at 9:46 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Valproic acid.
15. 2016-02-09 at 9:33 PM UTC in How did you get your username?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    His name is Arnox immordium etc.
16. 2016-02-09 at 9:30 PM UTC in Thought I'd drop in and say hi.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    This is the story of how Enter became reeducated.
    
    At the start of 2015 I started taking ecstasy. I decided to hate less, and my coworker/friend pushed me into asking a girl on a date. I started dating her, and she fell in love with me. I gained confidence and realized I was actually "lovable" by girls, and I realized I was an okay, cool guy.
    
    I remember having a solo roll in my room one night, and having it sink in to myself that a girl actually loves me. ME. She wants to show me off to all her friends, and spend time with me, and most of all she wants to have sex with me. Fuck, all these memories are coming back now, because the idea of me having sex is fucking normal. But at the time all I'd done was fuck hookers, lol. But this was a girl who actually wanted me naked and to stick my dick inside her vagina. It was batshit insane to comprehend. Damn, I completely forgot about feeling that until now.
    
    But anyway, realizing this just changed me. I never knew that something like that was possible for me, since I always saw myself as unlovable, weird and different. Me vs the world. But having an attractive, normal girl in love with me made me feel worth something.
    
    I know in high school I was ugly. I had pimples, was overly skinny, and was a total spaz. I look in the mirror and don't see someone who's "hot", but I've had lots of people tell me that I am. I see someone who's just okay looking. Maybe it's ugly duckling syndrome, or god knows what… I guess beauty is just in the eye of the beholder, and maybe my personality just helps me look better.
    
    Anyway, midway through that year, I became depressed from serotonin depletion because I rolled too many times. I hated my job, and I felt like it was a waste of my time on this earth. So I quit.
    
    I got another better job, with a more social aspect. I'm going to be leaving soon though. I'm going to travel the world and explore this place. I have the confidence now. I like being outside, and I'm not afraid to do a lot of the things the old me would have. I remember in 2012 or around that time, some guys on the side of the street stopped me to sign up for a charity. And I was too nervous and shy to say "no" and keep walking. That's just insane to me. Goddamn, I've changed.
    
    All this shit is only coming to me now, so I'm just rambling now. But another is walking down the street and having people yell things at me from cars. "Nerd!" "Loser!" It happened all the time back when I was younger, but now I'M the one yelling shit from cars. The last thing someone yelled at me was the other week, and it was a group of sluts being sluts.
    
    I really wish I could read my old Zoklet posts and see my viewpoints on things. Fucking Zok. I remember really freaking out about going to a club, because they were for "cool people only", and I couldn't do it. There's no such thing as a "cool person" to me now. The coolest people are me and whoever I'm hanging out with. I have no problems with going to a "club" now, and if anything they're beneath me. I don't want to get wasted or roll anymore.
    
    Damn, I've never really analyzed any of this. What sucks is I'm in my mid 20s now. I wasted a lot of time doing nothing. But I've thought about my time on Zoklet before, and goddamn a lot of that shit was funny.
    
    And yeah, I know that this may be the faggiest post ever written on this site. It's fucking unwyred-tier.

    
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    Damn, enter you're really gay as fuck. This whole post is supervictimy. Something I liked about you was how funny you were in your angsty days and this just basically diminishes this so it seems like if you werent an ugly loser with low self esteem you wouldn't be as funny. This is so fucking boring it hurts me to remember I got enjoyment out of reading your posts. You valued your own self worth based on the opposite sex which is a gay problem to have, considering these bitches b easy.
    
    Fuck, taking ecstasy and falling in love with a girl is kinda sweet and all but objectively fake, lame and gay. Obviously you seemed very alienated from the world and that was hilarious with the constant reinventions (ned flanders, autistic anime fan, pure evil etc.) but for something as simple as ecstasy to change your psyche is just gay and indicative of how little life experience you've had, I'm just saying expect a new reinvention at some point. If this is the "real" "you"(doubtful) then you're just a typical basic bitch aussie faggot. Not saying not to love without asking why, you're just on plane of gayness (that you feel is better than previous planes of hate, self loathing and self aggrandizing) that will hopefully lead to a better one. If your issues were just about convincing yourself/some slut you're lovable then you should really be listening to 1 direction ("you don't know you're beautiful") and watching the voice.
    
    Anyways, congrats on being "elevated" to a lateral plane of mediocrity. Seems like it's good for your emotional well being, just don't get complacent. I recently had to go through an abortion to understand a new level of love and empathy. I hope you aspire for more because I can tell you right now you're not "done yet." The whole thing about "the club" is so fucking cringey I want to gang rape you with everyone you hated in high school. I hope you're OK some day, I guess I'm just pissed it seems like I had a better idea of you in my head than you thought of yourself. Anyways, good luck, hope everything works for you. This is UM btw
17. 2016-02-09 at 8:45 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    didn't read
    
    everyone post your chess.com usernames and edit it into the OP
18. 2016-02-09 at 7:55 PM UTC in PSYCHOTIC PSYCHOPATH ON bundy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN
19. 2016-02-09 at 5:09 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It doesn't really for me. I used to do 1.5g before bed and 1.5g after waking up for intense breakthroughs but that only works every once in awhile for me. Now I do between 300mg and 1g but it's not a habit. Not daily. I can take it for a week or even more and then forget about it. THANK GOD!
20. 2016-02-09 at 5:03 PM UTC in Thought I'd drop in and say hi.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The site went down yesterday before my post went through and now I'm way too high to post that shit again.
    
    tl;dr I hope a bird shits in your throat when you yell out of your car, faggot. I'm glad you're doing well, though.
    
    God bless you.