Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-10 at 7:41 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Valproic acid.

   I'm busy right now but did you post yesterday that you wouldn't recommend Valproate in my case? What changed your mind? I'm pretty sure you did recommend it to me before.
2. 2016-02-10 at 7:33 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   RisiR, can you snort gabbapentin? Not the whole pill obviously, it's way too huge , but how about a small portion of it? I just like snorting and slamming stuff lol. And slamming is kind of out of the question with gabbapentin but what's your opinion on snorting it?

   Too much powder, no benefit. I don't think it will get you higher and snorting pills always kinda sucks because of the other stuff. I wouldn't do it. I liked snorting Picamillon, another GABA drug but it's apperantly scheduled in the US now which is weird because it's mild as shit.
3. 2016-02-10 at 6 AM UTC in what we are
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We are insignificant specks of energy floating along the cosmos passing through space and time. We have yet to understand even 1% of the entirety of existence and the known universe
4. 2016-02-10 at 5:58 AM UTC in I think Im suffering from a serious addiction problem
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Aren't you living in a shack behind a Dunkin' Doughnuts or something? Shouldn't you worry about important shit like health insurance?

   
   
   I'm Pretty sure I'm gonna live forever on a space station.
   
   https://www.technologyreview.com/s/600705/in-new-anti-aging-strategy-clearing-out-old-cells-increases-life-span-of-mice-by-25-percent/
5. 2016-02-10 at 5:52 AM UTC in Petition to ban Sploo, Rocklin, Sophie, Bill Krozbyler, Idio, Dissociator, Lanny and Arnox
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I changed gears fellas we should fund an LSD lab instead. I have ergot.
6. 2016-02-10 at 5:51 AM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashley
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I read this essay by OPN about Kenny G recently that was kind of a rant but a central theme was like resetting stupid things in a different context. He kinda uses "stupid" in a special way, you can tell he's looking for a word he doesn't quite have, like as a way of describing things and behaviours are done authentically (that is not specifically or clearly for comedy) but frowned upon. Not like in the "sex is frowned on" way but like in the "being an autist is frowned on" way. And then the opposite process of taking something authentic and "good" and through misuse making it unseemly, like when your favorite musician turns up on a TV ad or something and you're like "well that's lame" or the Nth entry in a series that used to be good but has long since jumped the shark. And the thing that unifies those two phenomena. It was interesting, while reading it I could help but think of old HB and the sites that followed totse. From other stuff it's obvious OPN was into niche backwaters of the internet ala totse, early 4chan, the more obscure but slower moving specialty forums of the 90s/early 2000s. Like sometimes I look over the new topics page and think to myself "there will never be more humans who will understand what this means than there are today" and the fact that in like 80 years tops there will be literally no one with the context to understand what this whole thing is yet we have every reason to believe the data will outlive us. There's a real chance someone somewhere in the distant future will stumble on splooXashley obsession threads or the retarded thread or HTS's original highlighter thread and there will be literally no way for them to understand what it meant and that person will need to some up with an elaborate story and who and what sploo is, why he's like this, what "spice" meant in 2016 and a whole host of other details that meet available facts only at a few sparse points on a line and it's fascinating to think about how far that could stray from the truth. Will our decontextualized reader give up, blow it off as a joke in bad taste? Will the believe it? Will they miss the self-satire?
   
   Kurzweil, in one of his nuttier moves, is apparently keeping a bunch of old papers of his dad's, his handwriting, some scores, things he thinks contain some of the mental essence of his father. He, in his own words, aims to one day recreate his father from this, or something like him. I wonder if I all the posts from here, stripped of poster names, onto a CD and hid it somewhere I'd be reasonably sure it would be discovered after some time (maybe think up some legal contraption whereby it can be unsealed along with some reasonable amount of money to motivate someone 50 years after my death) and when a future person found it they put it through whatever program is going to turn Kurzweil's papers into an father figure AI. Like if the essence of a human was captured in a collection of work imagine the heinous thing that would be, in essence, constituted by this. The level of terrible that would be is really kinda impressive. Like how the absence of energy in some region of space would actually be a very low entropy region, how a vacuum can exert force in the presence of matter. Sometimes a thing can be so bad that it transcends the noise of usual badness, it becomes a negative outlier, by merit of its terribleness it becomes a cognitive low-entropy zone and its informed appreciation actually becomes a pleasure, like a fine wine or some shit.

   
   
   Dude why do you care about space and laser beams and shit when there's Mexicans OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR DISABLING THE ALARMS AND OH FUCK GET DOWN LANNY, RUN!!! SPACE NIGGA RUN!!!
7. 2016-02-10 at 5:47 AM UTC in New stuff to improve site
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Charge a $20 fee like something awful
8. 2016-02-10 at 5:46 AM UTC in 100% OTC organic GHB
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't mind me just watering the owl here.
   
   
   
   
   
   
9. 2016-02-10 at 5:42 AM UTC in Wrote a love letter to Nefertiti
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   zimmy
   
   Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-02-05T03:04:19.505469+00:00
10. 2016-02-10 at 4:49 AM UTC in How did you get your username?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I mean, I don't think I look fucked up. I'm on TC a lot so I guess you can decide for yourself if I do or not.

    
    Speaking of which, get on TC you wench.
11. 2016-02-10 at 4:03 AM UTC in Thought I'd drop in and say hi.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Then we can make fun if your stillborn instead of Unwyred's one, how refreshing.

    
    
12. 2016-02-10 at 3:48 AM UTC in How did you get your username?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Fuck off with that "nope" shit. It's the most retarded thing about this forum and Sploo posts here.

    
    It was a reference to the Sesame Street gif.
    
    
13. 2016-02-10 at 2:05 AM UTC in What elements do you find most attractive in a boy?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Were you really Zek?
    
    Anyway... I don't know. Uhh... smart, charming, sense of humor... just somebody I click with, you know? A cute smile, semi-rugged features, a nice beard. *purrs*
14. 2016-02-10 at 2:03 AM UTC in Can we stop him?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Roll, roll, roll your post, gently for the team... merrily merrily merrily merrily life is all dank memes.
15. 2016-02-10 at 2 AM UTC in How did you get your username?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Actual footage of kraykay and litemex from a few months ago:

    
    Nope.
16. 2016-02-10 at 2 AM UTC in How did you get your username?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because I'm weird and esoteric and I felt that it fit the symbolic life/thought narrative that I'm weaving.
    
    Also, you know, I keep coming back to these fucking sites.
17. 2016-02-10 at 1:18 AM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashley
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is basically the best thread ever
18. 2016-02-10 at 12:13 AM UTC in what we are
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ¿Porque no los dos?
19. 2016-02-09 at 11:54 PM UTC in I'm back are you mad?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I hate kek more than any other internet fad ever. If you're not a WoW addict, stop saying it.

    
    Main on Dragonmaw, alts on Zul'jin nigga. I kek with the highest caliber of keksters.
20. 2016-02-09 at 11:01 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashley
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Stop this, bro. It's not cool.