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2016-02-09 at 4:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionThat was cold, lol. Haha. I'm really high right now after only one hit and that's weird as fuck.
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2016-02-09 at 4:49 PM UTC in I'm back are you mad?I hate kek more than any other internet fad ever. If you're not a WoW addict, stop saying it.
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2016-02-09 at 4:46 PM UTC in I'm back are you mad?
it works ok, takes a little practice to do it consistently but I honestly never saw a reason to have to deploy a knife that quickly… if it's an issue, just get a fixed blade?
Fixed knives are also illegal. They are also bad to carry in a pocket. -
2016-02-09 at 4:44 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to AshleyI am literally the only poster who can channel the mythological rage of IWD toewars small girls
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2016-02-09 at 4:41 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashley
Sploo, why are you such a pussy faggot? Picking on 14yo girls? Hmm? If you hate her, truly hate her it wouldn't matter if you dropped her PI on a site full of pedos and degenerates. So go ahead and post her FB for me, so i can get in touch with her for reasons yet to be disclosed.
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2016-02-09 at 4:34 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to AshleyNo she broke my heart and she feels bad about it so now she's basically giving me a free pass to degrade her incessantly which I've been doing for like 7 months. It's good psycho bundy rage though right? She isn't gonna call the police cause I've already threatened to kill her like 30 times. She probably will if I don't stop though. Sent this to her on facebook hope she likes it, I want to make her a painslut.
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2016-02-09 at 1:56 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
Im not even mad fellow. You should get to the ER. That massive rupture in your anus is not good
That was really forced, you sound pretty mad.
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2016-02-09 at 1:37 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashley[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]But hey I guess the good news is I decided I don't want to kill you! I mean I really do but it wouldn't be worth going to prison ya know. Maybe I'd do it if at most I had to pay like 4 dollars since I think I only took 3 from you and the water bottle was 1 dollar I guess. I should've just peed in it or something. If I ever see you walking your dog though maybe I'll kick the retarded little fucker in his head, since I think animal cruelty is only like a 500$ fine, but idk that's kind of a waste of money too…nvm…[/SIZE][/FONT]
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2016-02-09 at 12:52 PM UTC in Thought I'd drop in and say hi.Flagged for not crediting me at all for your reeducation.
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2016-02-09 at 12:48 PM UTC in I'm back are you mad?
Pretty much he was just some uninteresting faggot who wormed his way into being a mod on sanc AND rdfrn and was instrumental in both sites being closed. Im pretty sure he is an FBI shill that works towards closing dank forums.
I just read all about Kek. That's a pretty dank Ancient Egyptian meme. To modify it with a modern meme: are you sure you aren't a Kuk? ;) -
2016-02-09 at 12:38 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashleymoar
[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]Is it messed up that what I think "maybe that uncle of hers in prison molested her as a child" I get really happy? Or maybe your parents just beat the fucking shit out of you. Either way, haha that's hot. Or were you really just born in a way that's this awful? Whatever, sooner or later you're going to lose your mind and when it happens I'll probably be like "oh yeah, I remember her…well, not really…good job Jesus maybe you are real, lets play runescape and drink cough syrup to death metal and talked about all the girls we treated like shit when we were younger on facebook."[/SIZE][/FONT] -
2016-02-09 at 11:57 AM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashleyassley
It is truly kind of amazing just how pathetic you are. I don't remember you ever saying or doing a single interesting thing, that shows you have some reason to be alive, besides being a human punching bag for people that are better than you. Your personality is so dull, unpleasant, and lifeless it probably makes people make bets on what age you're going to commit suicide by.
Are you good at anything at all? No way, that would mean you have a working brain. Does anyone like you, even a little bit? The only reason any girl would talk to you is because they feel bad for you, just because they must be like "If I had to live a day in the life of that roach I'd probably have nightmares too", and the only reason any guy would ever even think of introducing themself to you is "Well, she looks abused, so she's probably desperate, and she's hardly 5 feet tall, seems dumb too, I wonder how easy it would be to fuck her...also lol she's 13".
You're like, the lowest of the low that anyone could ever go, like if your personality and existence could be described in words it would be "mold, the grime that gets stuck under the toilet seat, a piece of rotting meat" Maybe you were born so that really, really desperate people don't have to die virgins. It's like a cheat code in a video game, instead of pressing the buttons you just have to say "I cared about you" to a retarded bitch and see what happens,
And as all mold and grime... society wants to exterminate you like any insect. I bet your parents would've been a hundred times happier, if it turned out when you left the womb, you had the umbillical cord wrapped around your neck.
Since you're unable to contribute to society in any sort of positive way, due to your birth defects, you should get used to the idea
of people "spitting on you"/disrespecting you/and making you feel like the nothing, nobody that you really are, for their own enjoyment. You know why it's enjoyable? Because it's the right thing to do. The earth isn't meant to have deformed
idiots walk around and ruin everything, the world is literally slightly worse off, just due to the fact that you wake up every morning, instead of being locked in a cage as a zoo exhibit.
Other ways you could somehow be useful to the world is to volunteer for painful and risky medical experiments where they stick needles in you to see what happens...somebody has to do it, and nobody would miss you if something went wrong. In a perfect world, police would walk around the neighborhood, knock on people's doors, and send the special education girls and boys into a gas chamber to burn in hell forever.
Or maybe to do slave labor. If you were forced to knit baskets for 12 hours a day in a room with armed guards watching
you, think about how many people would end up just a bit happy because of the new basket they just bought! I mean, that's
so much better than the feeling of disgust and hatred everyone gets when they see you anywhere.
I know I said never mind before but you mean so little you work a lot better as a punching bag. Your thoughts and feelings are completely worthless. You should go into the sewer and eat shit to survive, because someone like you going to a catholic school
is shameful, and the fact that you go home from school every day to a house with food, water, and heating, and only get spanked by daddy 3 to 5 times a day means that life really is an unfair, terrible thing. You're like a walking garbage bag full of dirty AIDS needles.
So the real question is: WHY THE FUCK WONT YOU DIE ALREADY?????? >:(
I think I really will leave you alone now though because I've been doing this for like 7 months and it's starting to get kind of boring. I think I've made my point lol. Your only friend is a fucking DOG, I guess that's a shorter way to put everything I just said. You're basically a step below human in evolution, like you're a monkey disguised as a really ugly [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]disabled[/SIZE][/FONT] girl. Autism must be a hell of a drug.
[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]This is so you
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9/11 Never 4get -
2016-02-09 at 11:48 AM UTC in Why has nobody done a blog?You just wish you could tear bitches like that
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2016-02-09 at 11:25 AM UTC in Why has nobody done a blog?I wrote a new love letter to assley
It is truly kind of amazing just how pathetic you are. I don't remember you ever saying or doing a single interesting thing, that shows you have some reason to be alive, besides being a human punching bag for people that are better than you. Your personality is so dull, unpleasant, and lifeless it probably makes people make bets on what age you're going to commit suicide by.
Are you good at anything at all? No way, that would mean you have a working brain. Does anyone like you, even a little bit? The only reason any girl would talk to you is because they feel bad for you, just because they must be like "If I had to live a day in the life of that roach I'd probably have nightmares too", and the only reason any guy would ever even think of introducing themself to you is "Well, she looks abused, so she's probably desperate, and she's hardly 5 feet tall, seems dumb too, I wonder how easy it would be to fuck her...also lol she's 13".
You're like, the lowest of the low that anyone could ever go, like if your personality and existence could be described in words it would be "mold, the grime that gets stuck under the toilet seat, a piece of rotting meat" Maybe you were born so that really, really desperate people don't have to die virgins. It's like a cheat code in a video game, instead of pressing the buttons you just have to say "I cared about you" to a retarded bitch and see what happens,
And as all mold and grime... society wants to exterminate you like any insect. I bet your parents would've been a hundred times happier, if it turned out when you left the womb, you had the umbillical cord wrapped around your neck.
Since you're unable to contribute to society in any sort of positive way, due to your birth defects, you should get used to the idea
of people "spitting on you"/disrespecting you/and making you feel like the nothing, nobody that you really are, for their own enjoyment. You know why it's enjoyable? Because it's the right thing to do. The earth isn't meant to have deformed
idiots walk around and ruin everything, the world is literally slightly worse off, just due to the fact that you wake up every morning, instead of being locked in a cage as a zoo exhibit.
Other ways you could somehow be useful to the world is to volunteer for painful and risky medical experiments where they stick needles in you to see what happens...somebody has to do it, and nobody would miss you if something went wrong. In a perfect world, police would walk around the neighborhood, knock on people's doors, and send the special education girls and boys into a gas chamber to burn in hell forever.
Or maybe to do slave labor. If you were forced to knit baskets for 12 hours a day in a room with armed guards watching
you, think about how many people would end up just a bit happy because of the new basket they just bought! I mean, that's
so much better than the feeling of disgust and hatred everyone gets when they see you anywhere.
I know I said never mind before but you mean so little you work a lot better as a punching bag. Your thoughts and feelings are completely worthless. You should go into the sewer and eat shit to survive, because someone like you going to a catholic school
is shameful, and the fact that you go home from school every day to a house with food, water, and heating, and only get spanked by daddy 3 to 5 times a day means that life really is an unfair, terrible thing. You're like a walking garbage bag full of dirty AIDS needles.
So the real question is: WHY THE FUCK WONT YOU DIE ALREADY?????? >:(
I think I really will leave you alone now though because I've been doing this for like 7 months and it's starting to get kind of boring. I think I've made my point lol. Your only friend is a fucking DOG, I guess that's a shorter way to put everything I just said. You're basically a step below human in evolution, like you're a monkey disguised as a really ugly girl. Autism must be a hell of a drug.
9/11 Never 4get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU -
2016-02-09 at 7:39 AM UTC in I'm back are you mad?I only vaguely remember you as being some faggot whose name I'm forced to remember.
I'm not mad. Why would people be mad? WHAT DID YOU DO? -
2016-02-09 at 7:25 AM UTC in Thought I'd drop in and say hi.
This isn't something the real Enter would say. They must've taken him to some kind of christian "re-education" camp and brainwashed him.
This is the story of how Enter became reeducated.
At the start of 2015 I started taking ecstasy. I decided to hate less, and my coworker/friend pushed me into asking a girl on a date. I started dating her, and she fell in love with me. I gained confidence and realized I was actually "lovable" by girls, and I realized I was an okay, cool guy.
I remember having a solo roll in my room one night, and having it sink in to myself that a girl actually loves me. ME. She wants to show me off to all her friends, and spend time with me, and most of all she wants to have sex with me. Fuck, all these memories are coming back now, because the idea of me having sex is fucking normal. But at the time all I'd done was fuck hookers, lol. But this was a girl who actually wanted me naked and to stick my dick inside her vagina. It was batshit insane to comprehend. Damn, I completely forgot about feeling that until now.
But anyway, realizing this just changed me. I never knew that something like that was possible for me, since I always saw myself as unlovable, weird and different. Me vs the world. But having an attractive, normal girl in love with me made me feel worth something.
I know in high school I was ugly. I had pimples, was overly skinny, and was a total spaz. I look in the mirror and don't see someone who's "hot", but I've had lots of people tell me that I am. I see someone who's just okay looking. Maybe it's ugly duckling syndrome, or god knows what... I guess beauty is just in the eye of the beholder, and maybe my personality just helps me look better.
Anyway, midway through that year, I became depressed from serotonin depletion because I rolled too many times. I hated my job, and I felt like it was a waste of my time on this earth. So I quit.
I got another better job, with a more social aspect. I'm going to be leaving soon though. I'm going to travel the world and explore this place. I have the confidence now. I like being outside, and I'm not afraid to do a lot of the things the old me would have. I remember in 2012 or around that time, some guys on the side of the street stopped me to sign up for a charity. And I was too nervous and shy to say "no" and keep walking. That's just insane to me. Goddamn, I've changed.
All this shit is only coming to me now, so I'm just rambling now. But another is walking down the street and having people yell things at me from cars. "Nerd!" "Loser!" It happened all the time back when I was younger, but now I'M the one yelling shit from cars. The last thing someone yelled at me was the other week, and it was a group of sluts being sluts.
I really wish I could read my old Zoklet posts and see my viewpoints on things. Fucking Zok. I remember really freaking out about going to a club, because they were for "cool people only", and I couldn't do it. There's no such thing as a "cool person" to me now. The coolest people are me and whoever I'm hanging out with. I have no problems with going to a "club" now, and if anything they're beneath me. I don't want to get wasted or roll anymore.
Damn, I've never really analyzed any of this. What sucks is I'm in my mid 20s now. I wasted a lot of time doing nothing. But I've thought about my time on Zoklet before, and goddamn a lot of that shit was funny.
And yeah, I know that this may be the faggiest post ever written on this site. It's fucking unwyred-tier. -
2016-02-09 at 7:17 AM UTC in Petition to ban Sploo, Rocklin, Sophie, Bill Krozbyler, Idio, Dissociator, Lanny and Arnox
Hey lanny can you make it to where I can make threads on this site again?
You have to fight yourself through the gauntlet first. -
2016-02-09 at 6:58 AM UTC in Tore myself a corn tortilla.I thought this was chips. Are Tortillas noodles? What the fuck. I swear to you, there's not a single person in Germany that knows what Tortillas really are. We only have those nasty ass corn chips. Eww...
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2016-02-09 at 6:53 AM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?I'll give it a week and we are back at shouting AUTISM at eachother. Wonderful.
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2016-02-09 at 6:50 AM UTC in People who aren't into rough sex should never reproduce
bdsm's a power thing. It's not necessarily violent, not everybody that's into it likes pain, some people get off on being restrained or degraded.
Stop ignoring me, Zek. I'm sorry, y'know. Seriously.