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2016-02-10 at 5:36 PM UTC in I introduced my drug dealer to bundyIf you go to a health store they have standardized kava extract with about 2700mg of kavalactones in a 10 dollar bottle, it's a meh 6/10 high, really good when combined with alcohol. I use maybe 1/8th of the bottle each time but if you drank the whole 2700mg at once it would probably get you pretty wasted.
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2016-02-10 at 5:31 PM UTC in I introduced my drug dealer to bundyOh Kava, good idea. I haven't tried that stuff yet because I only found pills when I looked for it and they are usually bunk. Do you take powder? I've heard you guys have Kava bars.
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2016-02-10 at 5:24 PM UTC in Sophie is upset today.I despise Michael Vick. The things they did to the dogs were fucked up. I'm against organized dog fighting in general but they literally tortured the poor dogs. Fucked up shit to do for a highly gifted millionaire.
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2016-02-10 at 5:20 PM UTC in I introduced my drug dealer to bundy"cause every time i hang out with them im not sure if im about to get killed"
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2016-02-10 at 5:14 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to Ashley
Yeah, that would be pretty sweet, methposting is one of life's greatest pastimes.
It really is. By the laws of energy conversion you can't create something out of nothing but methposting is pretty close to it. -
2016-02-10 at 5:13 PM UTC in Cringiest Things EvarWanna hang out, bro?
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2016-02-10 at 5:10 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to AshleyHow much did you take? I've had days where the hangover felt toxic. Literally like I was poisoned. I've only had this after dosing big, though. Like >3g. I have developed a great sensitivity for the effects and really feel them immediately. The peak is delayed as fuck, though. Sometimes 10 hours after the onset. It is a weird drug. I haven't been able to get a consistent result from it in years of taking it.
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2016-02-10 at 5:06 PM UTC in I introduced my drug dealer to bundy[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px]
i was on 700mg of bundy, i hung out with my dealer who sells weed/crack/heroin
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[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] gave him bundy and we did some whippets
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[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] then we hung out with his guyanese gang
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[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] he was threatening to kill himself or maybe he was just testing me and i was trying to talk him out of it
[LEFT]then we smoked weed and got drunk while my dealer guy came up on bundy and he was like "yo this is the most fucked up ive ever been" and we all listened to wavves in the dark and tried to synchronize our bundy CEVs[/LEFT]
the old guy there told me my grandma had the best pussy and then tried to touch me
[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] then they tried to get me to cook meth for them but i was smart and i was like we can make legal meth by extracting propylhexedrine from the inhalers
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[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] he was on 225mg but he was also drunk and stoned
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[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] then some other guy that came in showed me his sniper like "im a real nigga yo"
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[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] but dude then i took a hit of spice while the guy had the sniper in the room and i freaked out so fuckin hard i had to leave for like 20 minutes
[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] half of me wants to just like avoid these people though
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[LEFT] [LEFT][SIZE=13px] cause every time i hang out with them im not sure if im about to get killed
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2016-02-10 at 4:55 PM UTC in Cringiest Things Evar
What was their intention(except whoring you out)? Did they get money from you? Are you sure Rosco isn't real?
Money. Money. I was buying a lot of drugs for all of us ostensibly, because I like to party. And then the drugs would go rapidly while I slept n shit. 100% sure that nigga ain't real, and if he was, he was just some guy who owned a currency exchange. -
2016-02-10 at 4:46 PM UTC in Sophie is upset today.I'll give you a pass. Proceed.
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2016-02-10 at 4:42 PM UTC in Sophie is upset today.You really want to get buttraped, huh? It's ok. We all get cocky sometimes, I'll put you in your place.
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2016-02-10 at 4:34 PM UTC in Cringiest Things Evar
And you said your life was boring.
Tell ya wat bod
Seriously though, am I the only dude here who doesn't get high?
owl greb yer kwok
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2016-02-10 at 4:18 PM UTC in Sophie is upset today.What is this about?
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2016-02-10 at 4:15 PM UTC in Cringiest Things Evar
O+ my vegetarian friend.
That was corny as fuck.
I've also been thinking about picking up the life a Buddhist Monk. I've been trying to visit temples but nobody responds to my emails. -
2016-02-10 at 4:14 PM UTC in Cringiest Things EvarWhat was their intention(except whoring you out)? Did they get money from you? Are you sure Rosco isn't real?
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2016-02-10 at 4:14 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
Its not a religious thing, I see it more as a poverty/education thing.
You get as many africans from christian countries then browns from arab ones raping etc
Right right, and you get just as many Christian terrorists.
Nope. Nope. You have a point, but Muslim conceptions of modesty lead to the rape of women perceived as being immodest. In those Christian countries, women don't wear burqas/niqabs. In Muslim countries they do. In the Netherlands, bitches in summer are barely wearing anything by comparison... and it leads to Muslims raping bitches. It doesn't matter if you want to claim it's just culture shock - the shock of leaving a MUSLIM culture, and going to a free one leads to rape. So it's still Islam. -
2016-02-10 at 4:05 PM UTC in How did you get your username?She looks like her avatar with a bit more life in the eyes and less black and white.
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2016-02-10 at 3:59 PM UTC in Petition to ban Sploo, Rocklin, Sophie, Bill Krozbyler, Idio, Dissociator, Lanny and ArnoxI'm in tears here imagining Idio balling in his Toyota minivan. Rocklin tried to catch a possum but tripped and got stuck under his house and starved right next to a cat's asshole (this is a semi-true story). Fang never overcame his PTSD and developed Stockholm Syndrome which made him come back here to get attention. Sigma has literally the hands of a six year old child. This is factual. aldra is a G. Who else was a mod there?
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2016-02-10 at 3:57 PM UTC in Cringiest Things Evar
That's fucked up. You caught my interest. Tell me more.
Met the dude in the holding cells at the courthouse for a previous unrelated charge where I was fucked up on cough medicine and smashed up my parents' TV (yeah, yeah... not cool) and kicked out one of the windows in a cop car (kinda cool). My parents set me up in a shit-tier motel for like a week after I got I got out 'cause they didn't want me around, and I invited him to come chill because I want meth. He ended up unsuccessfully pimping me out to an old dude, and like... we hung out enough for my intense autism to shine through, so he started fucking with me.
Essentially one of the times we were hanging out downtown, high as fuck on jib, he told me to write some shit in this little journal he carried around. Rap like, you know? So I wrote a couple throwaway lines, not directed at him, saying shit to the effect of "I'm badass, I'll take your girl"... and he got visibly butthurt. On the way out we walked past a currency exchange and shit and he used the name of that exchange - Rosco - as a stand-in for his supposed "supplier" (hence the Keyser Soze). Essentially he and his buddies kept saying for weeks that he had people following me and shit, just to fuck with me, and I was all tweaked out and autistic/gullible so I believed it for the most part.
I did end up getting a beej from his [former] girl though, so hey... whatever. Only girl ever to make me bust a nut from a blowjob. -
2016-02-10 at 3:52 PM UTC in Petition to ban Sploo, Rocklin, Sophie, Bill Krozbyler, Idio, Dissociator, Lanny and ArnoxHahaha, yea. I'm sure they are living the dream. LOL.