Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-20 at 12:27 AM UTC in HUSKER DU/ BOB MOULD DID SYNCANS HOLY FUCK
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It's a joke.
   
   I know salvia, weed laced with pcp, and dmt were all slangs for spice back then when they made that song. Also heroin I think.
   Probably a soup du jour of heroin and designer drugs

   
   You don't get it lol
2. 2016-02-20 at 12:25 AM UTC in I smoked crack while high on cough medicine, nutmeg, weed, and a four loko.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i always listen to things on meth, random evangelical am talk shows, shit like that you know. or just take dabs in my room all night and listen to the sounds outside
3. 2016-02-20 at 12:21 AM UTC in Let's all get to know each other a little bit better.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have an idea for a thread. Let this be a thread where we ask each other anything, and talk about one another. It's such a simple concept but hasn't been done.
4. 2016-02-19 at 9:48 PM UTC in Now I can't even get tequila
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The IRS put a $3300 hold on my account and the last $100 is frozen in limbo. I just called the bank teller a bitch. I also just stole a bunch of bundy DPH. Time to open a new bank account and re-route my welfare funds before my next cheque is frozen
5. 2016-02-19 at 9:22 PM UTC in RDFRN vs This place
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   I was the one doxxing Idio it was all my . I am from the future and do what I do for the purpose of my life in 2400 (that feel when live forever in space).
   
   Anyways I was flawless and then started emailing idio under another account I created in January and "rallied the troops" and attempted to buy the forum out from under him at a steep discount.
   
   Instead he mistook the threat as a real offer and told me to get a Vbulliton license for myself. I realized my entire year long effort was in vain and sunk into depression, started snorting lines on TC in a vain attempt to win hearts and minds. I got meth and binged non stop, forgot my password and drove to Pennsylvania in a paranoid frenzy and did a drive by shooting at idios place of residence where his children slept.
   
   Then I went underground and fled the state and bought my first gram Of heroin. Good times
   
6. 2016-02-19 at 9:06 PM UTC in Time to clean some house.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Clean house with lasers and space cat space cat..... WAIT.. DID YOU SAY NUCLEAR WARHEADS?!?!?!
7. 2016-02-19 at 9:02 PM UTC in FRIDAY NIGHT FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I heard somewhere tequila is best when warm, not to put it in the freezer.I need tequila tips.
   
   
8. 2016-02-19 at 9:01 PM UTC in FRIDAY NIGHT FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How to properly drink tequila??? I'm getting some limes, salt and chase. Any veteren tequila drinkers here? I'm depressed the tax man put a hold on my bank account and stopped me from buying bitcoin for a gram of meth. Why god why. I must drown my sorrows in tequila.
   
   What are you space Nigerians all up to tonight????.
   
9. 2016-02-19 at 8:35 PM UTC in You guys aren't gonna fucking believe this
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nah I'm down to my last $100 gonna get Tequila and bundy. Poverty ruins all the fun. In other news the unemployment place is buying me new steel toed boots ($300) new clothes ($100) and even opening an account at the laundrymat through the manager there
10. 2016-02-19 at 7:07 PM UTC in I smoked crack while high on cough medicine, nutmeg, weed, and a four loko.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Never done meth but dextroamphetamine is pretty close. Crack is pure euphoria, the best thing in the universe. Meth is "I'm going to spend 12 hours playing agario and designing IQ tests"
    
    Crack is just like WOW
    
    Crack is just like DAMN
    
    Crack is just like SHIEEEEET
    
    Meth is like you start typing and then you get lost in this thought process but the thought process continues and you're there channeling it and editing it and working on it and you don't even know what "it" is but you know it's some sort of universally incredible insight so you go to the thought and the metathought and the metathought of the metathought and you keep on developing these structures of thought that creates in the end what is basically just a giant wall of frenetically typed text that means basically nothing
11. 2016-02-19 at 5:59 PM UTC in I smoked crack while high on cough medicine, nutmeg, weed, and a four loko.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I started screaming YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS in pleasure and every time I took a hit my vision would flip and start strobing. It was like winning the lottery in a 2 inch glass pipe.
12. 2016-02-19 at 5:37 AM UTC in What have I done
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow I just fucked a major MILF today and it turns out she is my neighbour's goldfish, what do
13. 2016-02-19 at 4:46 AM UTC in Lanny - WTF you cunt mother fucker, i cant BeLiEvE it ,wtf wtf WTFghdfyuhgfyufygfu
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Oh shit, I found you too (political affiliation thread). I can't post much anymore because most the mods hate me, at one point one of them PMd me and was like "stop being so confrontational or you're going to get banned". Every time I start posting regularly eventually someone starts deleting my posts or gives me the same threat. In the end trolling autistic weebs (especially that one guy in the tech forum who posts in every thread about how BSD is god's gift to operating systems even when it's wildly irrelevant and in the face of any and all evidence to the contrary) isn't worth jeopardizing my access to sweet sweet chinese cartoons. I've been posting on totse spinoffs for so long I can't participate in "safe space" forums anymore apparently.
    
    IDC is good though, it's kinda like what HB used to be, lots of dumb inside jokes and shitposting but at least no one tries to tell you to play nice.

    
    Hahahaha holy fuck, that's weird. Yeah I immediately gravitated to IDC. I was thinking I'd just shitpost there forever and keep my post count at 0, but I need that sweet sweet yen. Totse has ruined me too. I have to actively censor the fuck out of myself to get by. It's hard being bland enough to post on other forums without getting banned. I don't even know how I found you. Reading through old threads like a massive autist, probably.
    
    PS: Ond told me to tell you to go to the ##totse IRC. I dunno why, m8.
14. 2016-02-19 at 4:40 AM UTC in Usenet is the only TOTSE-like experience still alive
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    I wouldn't really call usenet decentralized. I mean sure, there isn't one central usenet server but there are (roughly fixed) N syndicated servers, entry into the network is not democratic and retrieval of user information is not significantly more involved than from a centralized BBS.
    
    Also scene has always been shit, it's just before good private trackers popped up it was the least shit in a sea of super-shit. The majority of scene rules are just cool-kids-club tier garbage. They can't even beat screeners to the relevant private trackers anymore.

    Fair enough. Usenet has its fair share of problems these days, and always has (primarily spam) but I still find it very interesting. My biggest draw for paying for access is the small technical forums. It feels like there are still people around who give a fuck about discussing rather that shitposting for gr8 internet points.
    
15. 2016-02-19 at 4:12 AM UTC in Runescape is a hell of a drug.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Sploo let's play runescape.

    
    What's your username?
16. 2016-02-19 at 3:03 AM UTC in I've been frantically searches Mexican obituary columns for Vizier's name
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    The Vizier unbanned DaGuru

    
    When I read this, I thought to myself "yeah, I hope he's dead too". I thought you meant it that way. But then I read your username. But then... I realized.
    
    You and DaGuru's incessant complaining have ruined like every site, maaaaaan.
    
17. 2016-02-19 at 2:49 AM UTC in Lanny - WTF you cunt mother fucker, i cant BeLiEvE it ,wtf wtf WTFghdfyuhgfyufygfu
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lanny... you aren't on any other forums are you? Like... certain weeaboo related websites for torrenting?
    
    No. No... I KNOW YOU ARE. And stumbling on you there is weird. That reptar... so very... familiar.
18. 2016-02-19 at 1:43 AM UTC in Aww fuck, you faggots are still alive?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We space niggas now lasers and clandestine nukes pew pew pew
19. 2016-02-19 at 1:42 AM UTC in Roshambo. Album. Contains music contents.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    FUCK YES FUCK DRUGS HOW DO I SEND YOU ITUNES MONEY I WANT THE ENTIRE ROSHAMBO DISCOGRAPHY
20. 2016-02-19 at 1:40 AM UTC in You guys aren't gonna fucking believe this
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I drove forklift around shook some hands drank a coffee it went alright. I also sold $15 worth of weed