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2016-02-22 at 2:23 PM UTC in So this guy thinks he's Chris Hansen
Get a 13 year-old girl to wait at the spot that he thinks he's going to catch the guy, and film the 'creep catcher' as the girl loudly calls him out and insists that he's actually the pedo. During daytime ideally in a busy location where quite the disturbance could be made.
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2016-02-22 at 10:04 AM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)
You get turned on by thirteen girls a year old? Freek.
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2016-02-22 at 9:59 AM UTC in I hate electivesHad to take one this semester so I chose psychology since it's the least gay and I figured I might meet a girl who'd be willing to introduce me to her younger sister. Anyway, it's been awkward as hell. Every day I walk in wearing my sunglasses and trench coat, carrying my Thinkpad W520 under my arm. As I sit down at the back of the class and slam my 6lb beast on the desk, I see the macfags tremble with fear and start muttering about how I triggered their PTSD. Girls point and giggle but I just stare autistically at the whiteboard and play around with python scripts until the lecture is over, then leave quietly.
The class itself is dumb and I haven't learned anything that I couldn't have just read on wikipedia, which is in fact a credible source, university has taught me this -
2016-02-22 at 9:37 AM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)13 year old girls
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2016-02-22 at 9:28 AM UTC in So this guy thinks he's Chris HansenHe lives in my city, give me some ideas on how to troll the shit out of him
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCotLWMeoimwGVOB26-c2ZMw -
2016-02-22 at 8:19 AM UTC in ATTN: Kek
I bet you drink water from cups
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2016-02-22 at 8:05 AM UTC in ATTN: KekI bet you wear pajamas to bed
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2016-02-22 at 8 AM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)That was Rocklin, he was pathetic. What's your fetish, crepes? Old women too?
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2016-02-22 at 7:55 AM UTC in LSD is BACK!I just googled "semiazas zoklet" and the second result was "heroin addiction and gay"
try it yourself -
2016-02-22 at 7:43 AM UTC in RDFRN vs This place
Do you know how AID, Hep C are transmitted?
So glad you're back, do tell. -
2016-02-22 at 7:26 AM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)
I'm actually the opposite. I exclusively date, pursue, am attracted to, and watch pornography featuring older women. My preferred age range is early to late 40s. I have been known to hang out with girls as late as their 50s.
Since I'm a young, fit, handsome man, I get my pick of the litter. I regularly bang moms and highly successful career women. The issue is, however, that many are married and are seeking things outside of their marriages (which can be problematic). Yes, I have cucked husbands and boyfriends (only with their permission and I'm not very proud of it). And by cuck, I don't mean any gay stuff like jizzing on the man or whatever. I mean getting explicit permission to bang their wives and demean them in the process ("Hey bitch go buy me some General Tso's Chicken while I plow your beautiful wife in your ouse"). I've also found that many of these women can be profoundly immature, especially if they got pregnant in high school. A lot are trying to seek validation through sleeping with younger men.
It's quite nice though. My most recent girlfriend was only about ten years older than I was, which is kind of young for me, but it's a big turn on.
You're a tryhard weirdo. I would fuck you while your entire extended family watched, helplessly enthralled, moistly horrified.
But my "fetish" is just basically rough sex all the time, I tend to attack the type who are into this or at least pretend to be when I tell them I am. My usual routine is literally fucking my gf as soon as she wants in, pull her hair etc. she usually comes before me, then I bust on her face. We play around with knives sometimes too. I guess I'm pretty normal. I have a reputation for fucking peoples girlfriends, I think that's the result of my mom staying with my father for too long so I pick up on girls in shitty relationships and can figure them out easily. But yeah, in terms of sex, just equating a lil violence and the more pussy the better -
2016-02-22 at 3 AM UTC in If you think all that paranormal stuff is bullshit...READ THISi also remember reading this and would like to see it again
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2016-02-21 at 10:12 PM UTC in ATTN: KekI wonder if I still have that picture of his skeleton body
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2016-02-21 at 10:11 PM UTC in I think I'm going retardedYou were always retarded
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2016-02-21 at 10:04 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
Fuck muslims -
2016-02-21 at 8:47 PM UTC in I think I'm going retardedbundy is a helluva drug
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2016-02-21 at 8:22 PM UTC in Matt Mikhael is a pedophile
Matt Mikhael
https://www.facebook.com/MandMBBK
Studies Games Programming at Bournemouth University
Lives in Brentwood, UK
From Brentwood, UK
address: Hook End, Brentwood, CM15
father's name: Magdi Mikhael
Mother's name: https://www.facebook.com/joanna.mikhael?pnref=friends.search
fb: https://www.facebook.com/joanna.mikhael?pnref=friends.search -
2016-02-21 at 7:21 PM UTC in ATTN: KekYou didn't seem like such a faggot here. There you have your elaboration, faggot. Now go fuck yourself.
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2016-02-21 at 4:37 PM UTC in any good call in shows online or the radio we can call in and troll?Welcome to 1992
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2016-02-21 at 3:30 PM UTC in Roshambo having a minor stroke on videoGood attention thread. Did your mom double up on her Prozac dose so you couldn't piss her off by drumming arhythmically or what happened?