Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-29 at 6:41 PM UTC in URGENT (POLL)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Caffeine is worse than heroin don't listen to yum he's probably a shill for MONSTER energy
2. 2016-02-29 at 6:38 PM UTC in Sploo smokes crack
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your crack was laced with cyanide and dogshit
3. 2016-02-29 at 6:37 PM UTC in Putting tracking devices on vehicles
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   A few hunder dollars and it's not live…rip off.
   
   I'd just make two Android apps, one that goes on the phone(phone A) that goes onto the vehicle, the other will go onto the phone(phone B) that'll be used to view where the vehicle is. The app that's on the phone A would simply get it's own GPS location every minute(this would configurable) and send the location to an email address(any email address would do, but it would be bet to have a list of email address to go through, due to email providers limiting the amount of emails in a day). The phone(phone B) that I have to view where the vehicle is, would simply check that(or those) email adress(es) every 30 seconds(configured to half of the time that is set on phone A), retrieve the GPS data, and present it on a map(most likely Google Maps).

   
   You should make one and show us how it looks. I would be interested to see it. I'm not great with computers so I wouldn't know anything about making apps.
4. 2016-02-29 at 6:32 PM UTC in Far Cry Primal
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   The only good farcry is the 2nd one where every Ak47 in Africa is a rusted piece of crap that blows up after 3 clips and when you get hit by a car your guy lights a bunch of small sticks and burns it on himself to cauterize the wound (because FUCK broken bones I'm in a gunfight no time for accuracy in medical treatment)

   
   If Far Cry 2 had the graphics and mechanics of Far cry 3....And you didn't have to stop driving to use the machine gun every 30 seconds it would have been cool. It looked and played more like New Vegas than Far Cry.
   
   
5. 2016-02-29 at 6:31 PM UTC in Le master storyteller Bill Krozby
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   Okay this one time I was living with this 'tarded girl and having some brews and chillin and fucked her right in the Pusey before breakfast then did some naked cuddling and went on the laptop to post some forum stuff (back in the zoklet days) and she made breakfast and showered and I'm like still in my boxers on the 'puter and she is ready to go and asks me "when are we going out" and I'm like *I'll take my time today its my day off" and she starts bitchin about how I never go anywhere or do anything with her and I'm like WE JUST FUCKED AND CUDDLED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT so she walks up and slaps me In the face and TURNS MY LAPTOP OFF in the middle of an epic post so I lost it, started throwing mugs and calling her a worthless bitch and in the heat of the moment she slaps me again so tit for tat I go to hit her back and accidentally black out one of her eyes, oh fuck IM CALLING THE COPS she says so I freak out because I had a drug lab and I do the first thing I can think of to calm down a psycho bitch I just gave a black eye, I punched a window, broke the glass, cut my hand to shit and yelled LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. So I'm bleeding all over like a stuck pig and she's crying and feels bad for ruining our lives and then we go lay in bed and try to stop the bleeding from my hand while she goes " IM SORRY IM SORRY" and then from outside the window I hear "THIS IS THE POLICE IS ANYONE HURT INSIDE" so I lock the place up and we go outside and the cops see her with a black eye and me with blood all over and she SNAPS and starts pushing the cops trying to get to me (they separated us) and says I LOVE YOU IM SORRY and the cop is like knock it off and she's like NO FUCK YOU I LOVE HIM so they cuff her and ask me wtf so I said she assaulted me and they left and that was how I talked my way out of punching a girl in the eye with the police. 100% speech check and my charisma is 1
6. 2016-02-29 at 6:28 PM UTC in Going to a Bernie Sanders rally
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bernie is Ron Paul as a democrat. He knows he's not going to win. He just wants your donations you stupid goyim.
7. 2016-02-29 at 6:24 PM UTC in Kanye Did she put her fingers up your booty?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://youtu.be/8VAtB5Fs0fE
   This is kind of old...the video from last week...and the fact that Kanye West is a homosexual...but for those of you who didn't know his ex girlfriend confirmed it. Whenever I thought of them having sex I always pictured her fucking him in the ass with a 10 inch strap on and him squealing like a bitch.
8. 2016-02-29 at 6:17 PM UTC in Dog barks are talking to me
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   Dogs speak the tongue of Satan's commanding hand while cats are the holy space creatures that ancient Egyptians built compass like stellar monuments to. There's a reason the saying is "YOURE AS LOW AS A DOG" and not using cat In a derogatory way but I propose a new saying for future space psychonauts abusing Khat MCAT "IM AS HIGH AS A CAT"
9. 2016-02-29 at 6:14 PM UTC in CIVAL-IQ
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I answer the letters C and M . that's my answer. CM
10. 2016-02-29 at 6:11 PM UTC in arnox is closing his site
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    I'm gonna use this opportunity to launch my new forum called spaceinniggas.space where we allow and encourage the posting and hosting of child pornography, high yield drug chemistry patents, patended copyrighted synthesis of brand name drugs (patent breakers) gore, ISIS propaganda and news, general terrorism related content, clandestine rocket ships , nuclear and biological weapons, explosives, cats, torture porn, murder for hire, selling of contraband, conterfiets, stolen credit card CC dumps and white nationalists. Please no Chinese nationalists we don't need the heat
11. 2016-02-29 at 6:05 PM UTC in You won't hear from me for a while....
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    I made OP so Mad he got Sad
    
    Proof available upon request
12. 2016-02-29 at 6:04 PM UTC in Describe the gimmick of the poster above you
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    Makes America great again
13. 2016-02-29 at 6:04 PM UTC in Verified dealers, vendors and sellers only. Get card dumps from the first hand.!
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    Only white people are allowed to buy and sell here sorry chi lao
14. 2016-02-29 at 6 PM UTC in Verified dealers, vendors and sellers only. Get card dumps from the first hand.!
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    Sorry lai Chao but this forum is for white people only. Please find a European or american to repost this for you
15. 2016-02-29 at 5:59 PM UTC in You won't hear from me for a while....
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    Okay I'll cover your shift
16. 2016-02-29 at 5:58 PM UTC in Lanny - Do you know who seels CC around here? I cannot see any threads about it?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Let's eat a handful of S.C's and snort some legal sploo we bought at the gas station
17. 2016-02-29 at 5:57 PM UTC in Iron John - Real Life Terrorist?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He's on that 1939bbs forum you sods. He obliviously was something special if your all still in awe and harping on him and remembering the daily jedi watch he provided. But really his greatest accomplishment was being aaccused of plotting a fake headstone to get into the power position of a Scottish guild. He is probably one of the greatest internet trolls ive ever encountered in my 20 plus years of trawling
18. 2016-02-29 at 5:53 PM UTC in The future of totse?
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    If elected President, would you actually force the Mexicanos to build a 100-foot wall between the USA and Mexico for eight billion dollars, or would you just stall and only begin construction near the end of your eighth year in office? Be honest. I know that's asking a lot of you, being who you are.

    It will stop all the drugs from coming in en masse or At least help the problem with cheap heroin/meth/cocaine flooding states as far as new Hampshire. The real problem nowadays is drones and tunnels which can only be stopped by seismic generators and laser arrays which should be built into the foundation of the wall
    
    AND WHOS GONNA PAY FOR IT???
    
    
    once the cartel drug flow is clinched we can retake our drug markets with legal taxed cannabis, syncans, synthetic opiates, meth analogs, sploocaine, bundy, DPH , Zoloft, welbutrin , synthroid, SSRI's, MAOIs , benzos and barbs and maybe even Bentley compounds all MADE IN AMERICA BY AMERICANS FOR AMERICANS AND WE CAN FLOOD SINALOA WITH CHEAP SYNTHETIC DRUGS COOKED UP HERE IN THE USA
    
    AND WHOS GONNA PAY FOR IT???
    
    CHINA!
    
    I mean mexico.
    
19. 2016-02-29 at 5:46 PM UTC in What drugs cure an existential crisis? Acid?
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    I talked to God on mescaline and he told me to be an LSD chemist. Try it , its legal in a lot of countries. Peyote let's you see the spirits of the earth and talk to them.
20. 2016-02-29 at 5:43 PM UTC in Far Cry Primal
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only good farcry is the 2nd one where every Ak47 in Africa is a rusted piece of crap that blows up after 3 clips and when you get hit by a car your guy lights a bunch of small sticks and burns it on himself to cauterize the wound (because FUCK broken bones I'm in a gunfight no time for accuracy in medical treatment)