Posts by The Self Taught Man

2016-03-03 at 11:18 AM UTC in Has anyone ever been banned here?

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google is your friend

I don't want to find pictures of Mary Ann getting buttfucked by her new stepdad so I'll pass. Is your daughter's name Marry Ann? Hmm... sorry for asking, you probably forgot it yourself.

2016-03-03 at 11:02 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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I can help you with the calculation if you want and give me some hard numbers. You'll have to do the market evaluation yourself, though.

2016-03-03 at 10:52 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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Just woke up. Skipped work and will see a doctor later. I probably need to get my wisdomteeth pulled out.

2016-03-03 at 10:49 AM UTC in Becoming Unlimted

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2016-03-03 at 10:40 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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Don't mess this up, Bill Krozby. This is a legit chance.

2016-03-03 at 8:50 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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Better thread title: I Dream of Weenie

QFT. I fucked up.

2016-03-03 at 6:32 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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I have plenty of money, so I'll invest some in your plans. It has come to my attention that you need something to the tune of $20,000 to start a hotdog business. I will supply you this money within the week at 0% interest and a no restrictions on time to pay me back, if you do the following:
1. Create an organised business plan and post it here. Do your research, find out and justify each cost associated with starting up, then operating your business over the long term. I want to see the profit model and at what point that $20,000 will pay itself off so you can start making your own money and get on your own two feet.

2. Promise to give me a free hotdog whenever I visit, and to put your heart into making it the best hotdog you possibly can.

You have one week.

2016-03-03 at 6:05 AM UTC in Has anyone ever been banned here?

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Lanny made an automated script which placed over 30,000 infraction points on me, the equivalent of 3,000 one-month bans.

You're so fucking old you should've just waited it out

2016-03-03 at 6:01 AM UTC in The ultimate way to smoke DMT.

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>not smoking your DMT out of a crack pipe on the subway

2016-03-03 at 6 AM UTC in The ultimate way to smoke DMT.

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Seems I need a larger than normal dose, which may have something to do with being on the autism spectrum.

I cringed, I laughed, I cried.

2016-03-03 at 5:53 AM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this

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Aeroplane is Tool for hipsters

Actually it's not. I resign.

2016-03-03 at 5:48 AM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this

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Aeroplane is Tool for hipsters

2016-03-03 at 5:35 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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We should merge every thread with TRT and have this entire forum be one massive thread.

I agree, but with archived "selections"

2016-03-03 at 5:24 AM UTC in How many people here actually have Autism?

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FatMax belongs in suspected autisms as well

2016-03-03 at 5:20 AM UTC in How many people here actually have Autism?

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Users with confirmed autism:
Malice
Arnox
Captian Falcon

Users with suspected autism:
Lanny
Sharpie
Sophie
Yum

Users with confirmed partial autism:
OP

Users with suspected partial autism:
everyone

2016-03-03 at 5:17 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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PMs not working is a running joke at this point, guys. There are dozens of threads about it. There's even a parody thread about the issue.

There are other threads on this site?

2016-03-03 at 5:15 AM UTC in Someone explain this shit

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It's true, I would take a picture of it but the camera is kinda attached to it so… could use a webcam on my computer I guess but I don't care enough. The reason I bought an iphone is because I have exactly zero interest in ricing my phone and my use cases are simple enough that . The three things I do with my phone are read email, text, and listen to music. The first two are simple enough that OS doesn't really matter and the music story has always been better on iOS than android, for hopefully obvious reasons. General OS chrome is better in iOS too, although that's a bit subjective. Then there's physical considerations, build quality is generally better (yes you can find well built android devices but they almost always have something wrong with them, be it shitty battery life, crappy screens, or poor form factors (I have a 5s, it's the perfect form factor to me, the trend towards oversize screens is just a reflection of the general misuse of phones these days)), battery life is good (again, 5s, I can't speak to newer models, I know the battery case thing happened but that's a reason not to by that particular model), screen is better than anything you'll find in android land. God knows I have no love for apple, I just think they make a better product for what I want out of a phone.

You're completely, totally gay for Malice.

2016-03-03 at 5:02 AM UTC in unstable matter's self esteem at an all time low

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