2016-03-04 at 2:26 PM UTC
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roshamby
You should be a painter like micholanjello
I'd invest 100k in his stand but only if he cooked me Polish brautwursts laced with meth for free every morning
Ive been trolling that place for years. I used to join after 13 days awake on meth and say crazy shit about shadow people talking to me and they're like "get some sleep" and ban me
Solar USB laptop charger and everything to cook a pound of meth all I need
My Dads girlfriend literally has autism. When I was tripping on bundy I accidentally put the salt grinder in the fridge and she had a panic attack freakout looking for it.
2016-03-04 at 1:55 PM UTC
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adults playing pokemon
Pokemon is 20 years old. I doubt kids of today care about that geezer shit.
Generic?! Bro... I know Leet posts not so hotties a lot but Karate Hottie is not generic at all.
The hotdogs don't grill themselves so you have to power the grills, too. I assume a wagon drives around so you have to buy gas as well. I don't know your laws but you probably need insurance for your vehicle.
Ok, done. Let me know when you are online.
Hey Malice, I just tried to sign up to that site but it doesn't work with my browser. I'll see if I can get it to work with Chrome.
Variable cost:
Beef franks - $1.40/unit (at $5 a pop, he is selling at a premium price, make no mistake)
Buns - 40c/unit
Condiments and misc dressings excluded.
Fixed costs:
Refrigeration: approx $500/mo
Employees for a 24hr business, so say he works 1 shift 7 days per week, and has people covering 8 hrs each. $8 an hour. $3584/mo.
This is before accounting for payroll taxes, and benefits if he just hires like 4 people at 20hrs a week. Rather than 3 full timers.
At $5/unit, Bill Krozby will need to sell something north of 156 of his expensive ass hotdogs to even begin breaking even of his fridge each month. This is before accounting for taxes. He will need to sell 1250 hotdogs a month to break even on his employee's payments. That's 42 hotdogs a day to begin breaking even on the stand. And I am being conservative on these costs, excluding condiments, license fees and taxes and so on. This is excluding stuff like Bill Krozby paying himself even a minimum wage salary, and mommy continues to pay his rent and living costs.
If Bill Krozby pays himself minimum wage $7.25 per hour for 8 hours a day, 7 days a week (56 hrs), the numbers go up to an est. cost of around $5630/mo. Bill Krozby will have to sell approx. 1800 hot dogs a month to begin breaking even and paying off his cunt mom each month.
Also keep in mind that Austin, TX has something north of 8000 seperate locations from which you can buy hotdogs and Bill Krozby is entering an insanely saturated market, where you go to your favourite dog vendor, as a newcomer.
Bivvy bag, alice pack, knife, hatchet, small handsaw/artisan saw, hammer, 8kg of parboiled rice, small pot, matches and lighters, purification tablets, rope, tarp, canteen, fishing line and a couple hooks.
Simple.
Nigga what I just sit in my Hulk and play video games all day while the mining lasers do their thing.
AND ILL NEVER HAVE THAT BLOB LASER SPACE RECI∆∆∆∆PE AGAIIIINNNN PEW PEW LASERS PEW PEW
