Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-07 at 5:45 AM UTC in Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I guess next level kitten hunting is fucking another niggas bitch. Someone they caught kittens for is thrown away like fish heads because a new kitten reconfigures their paradigm.
2. 2016-03-07 at 5:38 AM UTC in Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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   Awesome. I might fuck a girl who's really hot and has no soul. She looks and acts absolutely kittens but she's vapid, soulless and conniving. However, as a god I can eliminate all knowledge of her from my minds eye except how she looks wit mah ding a ling in her and extrapolate this objective truth (good kittens) onto myself and keep striving for even softer kittens
3. 2016-03-07 at 5:36 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   [greentext]>blows self up smoking DMT[/greentext]
   
   NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A BLAST OFF
   
   
4. 2016-03-07 at 5:33 AM UTC in Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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   If it's the same X I'm thinking of who tries to kill kids for taking spongebob squarepants too literally, I think your reference point for nurturing codepenance needs to be shifted

   
   This is true but in turn I get to freak out and they end up better people for it. The 13, YO! was a bitch too so everyone wins and I still have never done anything wrong in my life.
5. 2016-03-07 at 5:32 AM UTC in I FUCKING HATE ANGELA MERKEL
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   Time magazine bitch of the year
6. 2016-03-07 at 5:32 AM UTC in Have you ever said something goofy or silly to a barista/cashier?
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   No but I used to exclusively go grocery shopping while rolling like fuck on MDMA with massive pupils and the girls would look at me funny.
7. 2016-03-07 at 5:30 AM UTC in Sploo was in my dream last night
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   Burned it down building rocket ships at that
8. 2016-03-07 at 5:29 AM UTC in Sploo was in my dream last night
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   I also burned my own house down don't forget that epic move
9. 2016-03-07 at 5:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Picked up some goodies. Just part of it, the fun stuff:
   
   
   
   California passed a retarded law, which is in the state's nature, banning Naptha (at least in pure form for consumers), but that lighter fluid is 100% naphtha. It's incredibly stupid. Same thing, but otherwise I could also have bought this: http://www.lowes.com/pd_206531-34228...ductId=3024053
   
   Home Depot and OSH are closer. Interestingly, the Lowe's in SF seems to be the only one that doesn't stock that lye product. I wonder if it's due to meth.

   
   
   LOl KINGSFORD is also what to call someone who burns the shit in the meth pipe
10. 2016-03-07 at 5:25 AM UTC in Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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    If it's the same X I'm thinking of who tries to kill kids for taking spongebob squarepants too literally, I think your reference point for nurturing codepenance needs to be shifted. I got my girlfriend to spend $600 to get a rental car out of impound that had my $200 sunglasses in it just to prove a point.
    
    I guess your kitten^3 algorithm is pretty sound but if everything is kittens to a kitten, you better become a tomcat soon to reconfigure their kitten vision. I guess they serve a purpose in that regard but kittens grow up dawg. I hope there are many kittens in your future. Curtail your kitten culling skills over time and focus on finding a stray you can be everything to. When a kitten is acutely aware that not all is kittens, they put more trust in the realist cat they know, ykno
11. 2016-03-07 at 5:24 AM UTC in where's everything
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    Don't let your parents find you on here
12. 2016-03-07 at 5:23 AM UTC in where's everything
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    the magnet didn't fit
13. 2016-03-07 at 5:23 AM UTC in uKnowKids goofs mongoDB install, exposing PI of 1700 kids.
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    One time I met a loli on a chatroom but now I think it was an FBI agent
14. 2016-03-07 at 5:21 AM UTC in ATTN: Sharpie.
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    MOAR
15. 2016-03-07 at 5:21 AM UTC in ATTN: Sharpie.
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    Moar
16. 2016-03-07 at 5:19 AM UTC in Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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    For you since you don't have that much of a bundy tolerance I'd recommend 300/300 DPH/bundy like they always do on 420chan.

    
    I think my last bundy trip was 600bundy/300DPH or something like that and batshit insane doesn't even begin to describe the sheer horror and hellish demonic prescense felt while walking around at night. I posted it in BLTC
17. 2016-03-07 at 5:17 AM UTC in Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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    For you my leige

    
    1000/10 this post is everything I've ever needed
18. 2016-03-07 at 5:15 AM UTC in Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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    For you my leige
19. 2016-03-07 at 5:13 AM UTC in why the fuck is everyone trying to be 4chan
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    U wot m9
20. 2016-03-07 at 5:07 AM UTC in ATTN: Sharpie.
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    Are threads like this going to get me put on a watchlist if I don't TOR?