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Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.
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2016-03-07 at 4:14 AM UTC
you can stop posting now. youve proven the maximum extent of your mental capacity is on par with that of a whores tampon that she forgot about 10 years ago and is now permanently lodged in her fallopian tube after getting fucked so many times
why don't you just post "your mom" as a response to every post you try to read instead of coming up with some weird, awkward and unnecessary sexual metaphor? -
2016-03-07 at 4:20 AM UTC
Teenage girls are awesome because they represent (to a self actualized demigod) fertile soil in which to spread the good word. I think they should be on the cusp of adulthood though because if you turn them into a woman too early it can be too much for them to handle.
I've posted numerous times before about how the tingle right brain sensation/chills I get from meditation I've only even gotten from smoking large crack rocks before and possibly the onset of an MDMA high. I think it's just streamlining dopamine to where the fuck it should be. Don't smoke crack though, it'll destroy you. I suggest snorting cocaine instead as it's much more socially acceptable and doesn't breed the same insatiable hunger as crack
Teenage girls are awesome because they are born into the world both with and without all of society's preconditions. If coolness could be viewed objectively, the younger a girl is, the more they judge your being by your attributes. 13 as young as you can go before it gets creepy and My Little Pony, so it is literally the essential vector age for you to be judged on your ability to contribute to the world. If a 13 year old wants to fuck you, you have achieved more than most people will in their entire lives. Also, if you're into that kind of stuff Vector Age is Best Age due to the fact you appear at the very onset of puberty and their experiences with you define their sexuality for the rest of their life. You literally expose your godliness to them and they worship you through cognitive dissonance and sexually induced autism.
I've smoked crack 4 times so far. It took to me to another plane where everything was kittens and aforementioned 13 year olds with Invader Zim beanies.It is more spiritual than Buddhism could ever be.
Btw on her Google+ account I commented something you wrote on Zoklet a long time ago which was "I heard that if you trick a girl into being in like with you that you get to poke them", and then she deleted everything on her account. She knows I view her youtube channel and she favorited "Favorite Positions In Bed" and some video that implies she developed an anxiety disorder. Epic win 10/10 degeneracygodliness would god of degeneracy again. -
2016-03-07 at 4:33 AM UTC
Teenage girls are awesome because they are born into the world both with and without all of society's preconditions. If coolness could be viewed objectively, the younger a girl is, the more they judge your being by your attributes. 13 as young as you can go before it gets creepy and My Little Pony, so it is literally the essential vector age for you to be judged on your ability to contribute to the world. If a 13 year old wants to fuck you, you have achieved more than most people will in their entire lives. Also, if you're into that kind of stuff Vector Age is Best Age due to the fact you appear at the very onset of puberty and their experiences with you define their sexuality for the rest of their life. You literally expose your godliness to them and they worship you through cognitive dissonance and sexually induced autism.
I've smoked crack 4 times so far. It took to me to another plane where everything was kittens and aforementioned 13 year olds with Invader Zim beanies.It is more spiritual than Buddhism could ever be.
Btw on her Google+ account I commented something you wrote on Zoklet a long time ago which was "I heard that if you trick a girl into being in like with you that you get to poke them", and then she deleted everything on her account. She knows I view her youtube channel and she favorited "Favorite Positions In Bed" and some video that implies she developed an anxiety disorder. Epic win 10/10 degeneracygodliness would god of degeneracy again.
you know, people invented isis so they wouldn't have to talk to you -
2016-03-07 at 4:36 AM UTCNeeds more beedrill
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2016-03-07 at 4:42 AM UTC
Needs more beedrill
I mixed DPH with bundy for the first time yesterday. I took 400mg of bundy, waited 2 hours, took 400mg more, then took 100mg of benadryl. I also ate like 20 MAOIs. You know how you can close your eyes on bundy and see a darkened representation of your room before you blast off? It was like that but everything was BLOOD RED. Also I heard all of my favorite songs repeated perfectly as an auditory hallucination and the patterns on my walls hovered off the walls. bundy on its own isn't that great for me anymore since I have a huge tolerance and I fucking HATE DPH dysphoria. DPH+bundy takes the batshit insanity to a whole new level without all of the dysphoria. Next time I have some money I'll take 400mg of DPH with 800mg of bundy and smoke spice on it. For you since you don't have that much of a bundy tolerance I'd recommend 300/300 DPH/bundy like they always do on 420chan. -
2016-03-07 at 4:49 AM UTCOk, I think you're off base here. A girls age/experience is irrelevant when confronted with a god, in fact it can be a hindrance if they're too inexperienced. A god is objectively the best a bitch can get at whatever point in her life. If a god's the first guy she fucks her reference point is now attuned to god fucking, therefore her perception of men is based on you and you being a god. Therefore she will assume many other men have god-like qualities (false). How "cool" a girl thinks you are is kind of an adolescent way to think about bitches n shit. It's better for them to be in respectful awe and respect is earned over time. My gf has a kid with an eastern european with a huge dick. I am a deity to her because she can't help but compare the two of us and I exceed him in every way. She's had cocaine fueled gang bangs that didn't measure up to waking me up in the morning while I'm super hungover to get dick. Not tryna sound supa k00wal it's just that she had a reference point that was shattered so her new reality is more concrete than a "blank state."
Think about it: Islam. An entire religion where women marry as early teenagers and worship a singular penis. Why would they need to be covered up? Why would they need to be thrown from high buildings and stoned if your hypothesis was correct? Bitches b fickle, they need to be reassured they're right about their relationship and although not having a reference point works to a certain extent, knowing you're objectively better than all other options is better if you're secure enough to believe this to be the case.
Crack starts like that, just keep that as your memories of it or you'll be chasing invisible kittens for the rest of your statistically insignificant lyfe. I think your next sexual conquest should be a few years older and wants to "fix" you. This would breed a nurturing codependent relationship where she's emotionally invested in your triangular IQ tests and gives you coupons for bundy if you're "good" for a few days/hours
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2016-03-07 at 5:01 AM UTC
Crack starts like that, just keep that as your memories of it or you'll be chasing invisible kittens for the rest of your statistically insignificant lyfe. I think your next sexual conquest should be a few years older and wants to "fix" you. This would breed a nurturing codependent relationship where she's emotionally invested in your triangular IQ tests and gives you coupons for bundy if you're "good" for a few days/hours
My ex was like that. We dated for four months and I'd be like "LOOK I DID X AND Y AND Z" and she'd be like "please stop I love you" and then I'd be like "YOU DONT LOVE ME" every day, now she literally fucks in a commune. I let her borrow my iPod and she broke it by accident and even after I was like "I wanted to whisper I wish you were dead in your ear when we fucked" she still mailed me 75$ which she obviously knew I was going to spend on drugs. I was like mail me 50, then I was like no mail me 100, then we settled on 75 even though it was basically broken and I didn't want it.
"How "cool" a girl thinks you are is kind of an adolescent way to think about bitches n shit." Perhaps but not when you want to go on an ego trip like I did in OP. In terms of inexperience being reflected in an accumulation of cool points, the world's only international, and most important currency, what I mean is that "love at first sight" means you did a Win, but "a 13 year old girl is in love with you at first sight" means "something that's basically kittens even thinks YOU''RE kittens". Kittens are the primary force of good in all Life and Being, so if you're so Kitten that you're a Kitten to a Kitten that means, like, you are as I described myself on the first page of this thread: "a rift of love to be siphoned for transcendence and euphoria". A pinnacle of godliness.
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2016-03-07 at 5:15 AM UTCFor you my leige
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2016-03-07 at 5:17 AM UTC
For you my leige
1000/10 this post is everything I've ever needed -
2016-03-07 at 5:19 AM UTC
For you since you don't have that much of a bundy tolerance I'd recommend 300/300 DPH/bundy like they always do on 420chan.
I think my last bundy trip was 600bundy/300DPH or something like that and batshit insane doesn't even begin to describe the sheer horror and hellish demonic prescense felt while walking around at night. I posted it in BLTC -
2016-03-07 at 5:25 AM UTCIf it's the same X I'm thinking of who tries to kill kids for taking spongebob squarepants too literally, I think your reference point for nurturing codepenance needs to be shifted. I got my girlfriend to spend $600 to get a rental car out of impound that had my $200 sunglasses in it just to prove a point.
I guess your kitten^3 algorithm is pretty sound but if everything is kittens to a kitten, you better become a tomcat soon to reconfigure their kitten vision. I guess they serve a purpose in that regard but kittens grow up dawg. I hope there are many kittens in your future. Curtail your kitten culling skills over time and focus on finding a stray you can be everything to. When a kitten is acutely aware that not all is kittens, they put more trust in the realist cat they know, ykno -
2016-03-07 at 5:33 AM UTC
If it's the same X I'm thinking of who tries to kill kids for taking spongebob squarepants too literally, I think your reference point for nurturing codepenance needs to be shifted
This is true but in turn I get to freak out and they end up better people for it. The 13, YO! was a bitch too so everyone wins and I still have never done anything wrong in my life. -
2016-03-07 at 5:38 AM UTCAwesome. I might fuck a girl who's really hot and has no soul. She looks and acts absolutely kittens but she's vapid, soulless and conniving. However, as a god I can eliminate all knowledge of her from my minds eye except how she looks wit mah ding a ling in her and extrapolate this objective truth (good kittens) onto myself and keep striving for even softer kittens
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2016-03-07 at 5:45 AM UTCI guess next level kitten hunting is fucking another niggas bitch. Someone they caught kittens for is thrown away like fish heads because a new kitten reconfigures their paradigm.
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2016-03-07 at 5:47 AM UTCYou have to reveal yourself being an even greater degenerate to her at exactly the right moment in order to save her from herself. Become the Black Sphinx.
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2016-03-07 at 5:50 AM UTC
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2016-03-07 at 6:01 AM UTC
You have to reveal yourself being an even greater degenerate to her at exactly the right moment in order to save her from herself. Become the Black Sphinx.
To reveal your degeneracy is to reveal your hand. It's better to smile and wear sweaters, that way it'll seem uncharacteristic and you can get away with it for years before anyone calls you on it. Just ask Bill Cosby -
2016-03-07 at 6:05 AM UTCYou threw your GFs purse in a lake for no reason how could you possibly say that. Being Teddy Bunny isn't interesting. Doing retarded antisocial things for the lulz is. Purposely trying not to reveal yourself implies giving a fuck and also requires self control. I prefer Those Who Inhale Nitrous On Park Benches And Scream At People. That way you can give no fucks and get away with it because they're like "aww he's destroying everything around him, that's so sploo" as long as you hook your mom and dad up with some [FONT=times new roman]Triangle[/FONT] once every few days.
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2016-03-07 at 6:06 AM UTClol, is that your eckz? Thats pretty funny. Shes looking for kittens in all the wrong places
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2016-03-07 at 6:08 AM UTC
You threw your GFs purse in a lake for no reason how could you possibly say that. Being Teddy Bunny isn't interesting. Doing retarded antisocial things for the lulz is. Purposely trying not to reveal yourself implies giving a fuck and also requires self control. I prefer Those Who Inhale Nitrous On Park Benches And Scream At People
I like to yell FUCKING NORMIIEEESSSSSSSZZ as loud as possible whenever I hear a group of people laughing and talking in the distance