Have you ever said something goofy or silly to a barista/cashier?

1. 2016-03-06 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   have you ever been creepy to one?
2. 2016-03-06 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Not that i can remember, i'm quite charming irl.
3. 2016-03-06 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No because baristas are the lowest order of societal scum, they produce nothing but frothy diarrhoea and gave themselves a fancy name for "I do the retardedly simple job of preparing coffee".
4. 2016-03-06 at 11:47 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Yes, I am quite the flirt with the ladies. I'm charming but I use comedy sometimes. Just the other day this girl that works at the bar across the street came in and she's really cool, she looks like natalie portman. She was like hey doug can I get a slice, and I said "only if i can get a slice of that ass!" and she started laughing and said "oh giad doug you are so bad"
5. 2016-03-06 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Yes, I am quite the flirt with the ladies. I'm charming but I use comedy sometimes. Just the other day this girl that works at the bar across the street came in and she's really cool, she looks like natalie portman. She was like hey doug can I get a slice, and I said "only if i can get a slice of that ass!" and she started laughing and said "oh giad doug you are so bad"

   $100% true story that actually happened.
   
6. 2016-03-06 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I give no fuxxx
7. 2016-03-07 at 4:48 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ITT : Bill Krozby is the only one that has sex
   
   actro, whats your next thread going to be about? about how you go buy a pair of shoes while drunk and it was fun?
8. 2016-03-07 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #8
   Industrial Houston
   you should call papa john's and order an assassination, get really detailed and record it
9. 2016-03-07 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No but I used to exclusively go grocery shopping while rolling like fuck on MDMA with massive pupils and the girls would look at me funny.