Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-23 at 8 PM UTC in I forgot how fun
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm already on beer #3 and its only 1pm. Also I drink half liter cans so that's like a gallon. THAT FEEL WHEN HAVE TO PISS BUT LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE.
2. 2016-03-23 at 7:58 PM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
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   I've had this microwave since 2011. I think it had a good run. It definitely kept me alive through a few meth binges.
   
3. 2016-03-23 at 7:55 PM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
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   I dropped a shard of meth in October on the floor and I never found it. Im convinced its still here somewhere
4. 2016-03-23 at 7:49 PM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
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   I forgot my keys so I'm locked out of my dads place, REALLY had to piss so I came to the ol' crack shack and I'm just sitting here in this burned out house with 3 beers and this spotty ass WiFi connection. It still feels like home *sigh*
5. 2016-03-23 at 7:32 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
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   [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=72px]Don't do it sploo. Triangulate yourself and reconsider.[/SIZE][/FONT]
6. 2016-03-23 at 7:27 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
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   [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=72px]Plus time. Problem solved.[/SIZE][/FONT]
7. 2016-03-23 at 7:23 PM UTC in Call me racist but
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   Fuck niggers
8. 2016-03-23 at 7:10 PM UTC in 1916 vs 2016 - clandestine W-18 is all we got
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   you have no idea why the government isn't funding the creation of new drugs for you to get high off of? and haven't considered that, maybe, there isn't a need for new opiates, since the existing ones do their job well enough..? i think any new developments would be against addictiveness

   
   
   What about non poppy based opiates for spacemen. It would be hard to grow a field of poppies on mars.
9. 2016-03-23 at 7:09 PM UTC in The happiest countries in the world also tame t
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   SSRI's are way worse than meth and heroin because they are unpredictable. At least with other drugs you know the effects and its nothing new (peeking out windows, risky injections) but with SSRI's it's like okay I did a dose and drank 1 beer time to shoot up a school and kill myself.
10. 2016-03-23 at 7:06 PM UTC in I get paid tomorrow at midnight
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    I have 2 Franklin's and $12 in the bank. I'm gonna drain by debit card by buying beer. I already drank 2 beer and its noon A g of meth is $130. I also bought doritos and candy. Almost had a heart attack using the ATM though I tried pulling $220 but it said TRANSACTION CANNOT BE COMPLETED so j tried $200 and it let me. I think my dads welfare cheque drained the machine. Having money feels good
11. 2016-03-23 at 7:02 PM UTC in Terrorist attack in Brussels, nailbomb, ISIS flag and "chemical products"
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    Okay so it looks like we have our first detailed report. They keep talking about TATP and how they only test for nitrogen based exposives so they call these "undetectable".
    
    

    [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=17px]The police say they found [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=17px]15 kilograms of explosives of the TATP type, 150 liters of acetone, detonators full of nails and screws, plastic bags, ventilators, and several other bomb-making materials during their raids on Tuesday.[/SIZE][/FONT]

    
    150 L of acetone is pushing UN threshold limits for schedule II precursors. I used to sell 10gal drums of the stuff so that's what 10-12 purchases over a few months?. Like they said on the news all you need is some solvent, lye, hydrogen peroxide and sulfuric to make a good bomb and if they ban all those chemicals people will just use precursors of precursors.
    
12. 2016-03-23 at 6:57 PM UTC in How Mad do I make you?
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    I ∆∆∆∆∆
13. 2016-03-23 at 6:56 PM UTC in The american/canadian treasure rob ford is dead
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    Legalize crack cocaine
14. 2016-03-23 at 6:55 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
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    PH7+
    
    Science, do you speak it? A base is a substance that has a PH above seven an acid has it's PH below seven. It's funny in this context because Mr Happy suggested mixing a strong acid (Sulfuric acid) with a strong base(Lye). Doing so, generally results in a violent reaction.

    
    
    "Violent" if you have no balls maybe. Try loading potassium iodide and phosphoric acid at 400+°C. NO FEAR NO RESULTS
15. 2016-03-23 at 6:52 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
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    I have no idea what this 'crib leg bag' shit is
    
    I googled it and got your facebook and a 'legalize crystal meth' group

    
    
    LOL FUCK YES LCM FOR LYFE YO
16. 2016-03-23 at 6:51 PM UTC in I have a new favorite actress.
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    See a Sophie thread, expect children.
17. 2016-03-23 at 4:53 PM UTC in Call me racist, but...
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    What made you decide against it? I mean, that's comedy gold.
18. 2016-03-23 at 4:51 PM UTC in Anyone remember when tv used to be better?
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    1. Don't talk shit about sports
    2. I feel like TV productions became drastically better over the last decade. Shows like Breaking Bad have a lot more artistic value and creativity than older shows. That's technical achievement in my opinion, though. That new stuff is just something else. Movies like Macbeth or The Revenant just look different.
    3. Bill Krozby is like a Ninja Turtle but instead of getting covered in Ooze as a baby he fell in one of his mother's condom buckets.
19. 2016-03-23 at 4:38 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
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    WITH ANOTHER, BIGGER, TURD

    Hahaha... assholes arguing in an Actor thread over chemistry when the right answer is right there. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
20. 2016-03-23 at 4:33 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
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    Why does this one have so much power over you?