Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-24 at 7 AM UTC in NEUROLOGY QUESTION
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can do arithmetic and prealgebra but that's about it. Then again I've failed or almost failed every grade since kindergarten because absolute zero fucks. They wouldn't make me repeat the grade because my IQ too damn high.
2. 2016-03-24 at 6:48 AM UTC in NEUROLOGY QUESTION
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   i can't tell left from right and use my hands to do it
   i also have comprehension issues, so it's probably something deeper

   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerstmann_syndrome
   
   I have 4/4
   
   I don't think this is what the doctor was testing for though
3. 2016-03-24 at 5:33 AM UTC in Every girl has a price
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I am fucking a gay guy in exchange for a flesh light and his soon-to-be-amputated upper thighs. Dang.

   
   You're the first person to ever utter this sentence.
4. 2016-03-24 at 5:31 AM UTC in How Mad do I make you?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Play a Somber Melody…
5. 2016-03-24 at 5:28 AM UTC in NEUROLOGY QUESTION
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Indistinguishable right hand and left hand makes my third eye my real hand
6. 2016-03-24 at 5:25 AM UTC in Every girl has a price
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I am fucking a gay guy in exchange for a flesh light and his soon-to-be-amputated upper thighs. Dang.

   
   [greentext]>hopping on the banndwagon this hard[/greentext]
   
   What does it feel like to fall off the turnip truck bitch?
7. 2016-03-24 at 5:18 AM UTC in NEUROLOGY QUESTION
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I was in the hospital like 2 years ago I had a bunch of minor neuropsych tests and there was only one I failed. The guy put out his finger in front of me and asked me to follow it with my eyes an then touch it with my left hand or my right. He'd stick out his finger then say "left" "right" "right" "left" "left" etc. This was the only test I failed because I'd put out my left hand instead of my right one or my right instead of my left at times. You were supposed to react immediately so there wasn't any time to think. Does anyone know what this test is called or what sort of neurological dysfunction it is supposed to test? My only guess would be left/right hemisphere interactions, or an impaired corpus callosum (think split brain patients). I couldn't figure out what to type in on google.
8. 2016-03-24 at 4:43 AM UTC in Every girl has a price
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I would let a gay guy fuck a fleshlight stuck between my upper thighs while bent over for half of whatever he'd pay to bang my ass.

   
   me too probably
9. 2016-03-24 at 4:38 AM UTC in Every girl has a price
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would let a gay guy fuck a fleshlight stuck between my upper thighs while bent over for half of whatever he'd pay to bang my ass.
10. 2016-03-24 at 4:32 AM UTC in How Mad do I make you?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Δ/10

    
    3/10?
    
    Don't make me slit my wrists with a triangle
11. 2016-03-24 at 4:21 AM UTC in Never going to have an actual life syndrome
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How To Be Sober:
    
    Step 1: Don't take drugs
    
    Repeat
    
12. 2016-03-24 at 4:17 AM UTC in Every girl has a price
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    every person has a price. bribery and greed are not secluded to females.
    
    anyways, idk what my price is, i guess i'd have to experience it irl before I knew for sure

    
    I'll start with 50/hr, we can go up from there.
13. 2016-03-24 at 4:13 AM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    

    
    The best part about having a daughter is the dank hugs you get
14. 2016-03-24 at 4:04 AM UTC in Every girl has a price
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only question is
    
    How Much
15. 2016-03-24 at 3:24 AM UTC in On converting ASM to Bytearray Shellcode and it's applications in malware.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I AM cool and knowledgeable.

    
    
16. 2016-03-24 at 1:27 AM UTC in I forgot how fun
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    Are you gonna order some trucks? :D
17. 2016-03-23 at 11:03 PM UTC in I forgot how fun
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    Why the fuck is that your avatar? Fish and chips.
18. 2016-03-23 at 11 PM UTC in Must maintain triangle man person
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    Good job.
19. 2016-03-23 at 10:51 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    So I tried the poppy seed tea thing and it's certainly not wanting for potency but so far I don't like it at all. I just feel sedated as a motherfucker and a little nauseous, no discernible euphoria. I guess I took too much, half a pound sounds like the low end from what I've read (and I probably only drank half the tea it produced) but I guess with zero tolerance it's still a lot.

    Smoke some Meth now but just a little.
20. 2016-03-23 at 10:48 PM UTC in I forgot how fun
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    I don't think I had a sip of Alcohol this year so far. I'm only a social drinker but I'm not social anymore so I stopped drinking.
    
    Benzos are my drunk now. Wobba wobba wobba.