Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-23 at 10:42 PM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't die, homie. If I ever visit the states I'll buy you a new microwave and a gram of meth. For personal use only!
2. 2016-03-23 at 10:09 PM UTC in I forgot how fun
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Back to the alcohol store I a go
3. 2016-03-23 at 10:08 PM UTC in How Mad do I make you?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ∆∆∆∆∆ Jung he men eh Chen bdhvjfnsndndnenancngnebsbrbfjvjdn
4. 2016-03-23 at 10:02 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nitrate that shit with a nitric/sulfuric bath, attach a cap and blow up the bathroom
5. 2016-03-23 at 9:55 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That does it where iisliterature my fluorine and muriatic fooking wNn zee a dangerous reaction m9?.?? Fndkcmdnd All i need is a 24/40 sloping splashhead and some a bag of shsnwns c woo LEGALIZE HYDROFLOURIC M8S one love one heart lets getttt together and coook some meth oh yeah this the best time to cook HF you know
6. 2016-03-23 at 9:46 PM UTC in I have a new favorite actress.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Giselle eisenburg aka the loli from "life in pieces"
   
   
7. 2016-03-23 at 9:31 PM UTC in Terrorist attack in Brussels, nailbomb, ISIS flag and "chemical products"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This is why you don't have a house anymore.

   
   
   Its all Susan's fault man she USED TO GROW WEED HERE and she tried forcing me out. I used to get QP's of dank from her prepaid she would come up to me on payday and be like BUY AN OUNCE FROM ME RIGHT NOW I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY and I'M the asshole?. She never had to get involved with me. I blame the state of this house on SUE man FUCK YOU SUE YOU GOD DAMNED BITCH i even used to trim her weed and feed her plants and WHAT NOW BITCH YOUR HOUSE IS FUCKED fucking weed growing cunt she deserves something a lot harder than a slap to the face i tell ya hwhat
8. 2016-03-23 at 9:29 PM UTC in On converting ASM to Bytearray Shellcode and it's applications in malware.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I remember when I was 14 and thought spictroll was cool and knowledgeable, boy was I naive
9. 2016-03-23 at 9:27 PM UTC in I have a new favorite actress.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wish to defile her right now
10. 2016-03-23 at 9:26 PM UTC in Terrorist attack in Brussels, nailbomb, ISIS flag and "chemical products"
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They probably used large APAN charges, phone style
11. 2016-03-23 at 9:23 PM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    What are your plans to uncuck your life, fam?

    
    
    Get a gram of meth for $130 and sell points for $40. 3 points make me money back. Also Im making $100 next week doing casual labor
12. 2016-03-23 at 9:22 PM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Rip house. My only friend for all of 2015
    
    
13. 2016-03-23 at 9:05 PM UTC in Call me racist but
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfHbJ-VR2v8
    Tonga tong ttonga
    Whiiiite people do tthiss.
    
    Black people... Black people do that...
    
    When the power goes out white people PA-NIC.
    
    when the power goes out black people PLAN IT
14. 2016-03-23 at 9:02 PM UTC in I forgot how fun
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanna drink hard liquor but I also wanna buy meth. Ahhhh adulthood choices. Choices choices
15. 2016-03-23 at 8:53 PM UTC in Terrorist attack in Brussels, nailbomb, ISIS flag and "chemical products"
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bicarbonate is for fags. Throw it in the oven gas off the CO2 for sodium carbonate and we will cook some REAL crack cocaine and clean up some Suzy. Or just buy pool Cleaner
16. 2016-03-23 at 8:49 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Why don't you go ahead and nitrate aspirin over an open fire in an enclosed space if you're so TUFF. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, aspirin is like, medicine…

    
    
    A lot of my chemicals ended up as fuel for my burned out house but there's still some[FONT=Roboto-Regular][SIZE=14px] methyl salicylate around here somewhere. I'll find it right after I locate that 30mg shard of crank I dropped on the floor last year.[/SIZE][/FONT]
17. 2016-03-23 at 8:43 PM UTC in I get paid tomorrow at midnight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    what the fuck is beedrill

    
    
    Benny brand Benadryl or "bennies" "Beedrill" "BBB's" triple B's as we call them here across the pond m8
18. 2016-03-23 at 8:40 PM UTC in I get paid tomorrow at midnight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Why are you spelling 'check' the way British people do?

    
    
    Tally ho m8 you fucking got me I am actually a lad of the European persuation damn I shouldnt drink so much and shitpost. Although I'm pretty sure you yanks can't buy half liters of beer and I've been posting that for months and noones said anything.
    
    U wot m8 god save the queen.
19. 2016-03-23 at 8:38 PM UTC in I get paid tomorrow at midnight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Does no one in your family have a job?

    I was the only one and it was the same job for 5 years. I helped and supported everyone and covered their rent with cash advances from my VISA and ran up 10k in my name while I descended into a life of meth abuse.
    
    Now I sleep on my family members couch because they still remember when I gave them a bedroom rent free for half a year.
    
20. 2016-03-23 at 8:26 PM UTC in I forgot how fun
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cheers from a burned out house with smashed windows FUCK I'm freezing cold. Cheers gentlemen (and ladies) CHEERS AND 3 BEERS