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If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?

  1. #21
    Kek Houston
    OTC rocket fuel baby

    [greentext]>corrosive[/greentext]
    [greentext]>flammable[/greentext]
    [greentext]>poison[/greentext]
    [greentext]>extreme PPE[/greentext]
    [greentext]>extreme containment unit running at maximum allowable working pressure of 500 psi minus the atmospheric pressure[/greentext]

    Maybe if by OTC you mean Overtly Toxic Chemicals then then, you are quite correct. I am not disagreeing that you can civilians can purchase it. I am just saying that it is definitely not an over the counter chemical.
  2. #22
    [greentext]>corrosive[/greentext]
    [greentext]>flammable[/greentext]
    [greentext]>poison[/greentext]
    [greentext]>extreme PPE[/greentext]
    [greentext]>extreme containment unit running at maximum allowable working pressure of 500 psi minus the atmospheric pressure[/greentext]

    Maybe if by OTC you mean Overtly Toxic Chemicals then then, you are quite correct. I am not disagreeing that you can civilians can purchase it. I am just saying that it is definitely not an over the counter chemical.


    The original hoffman LSD synthesis from the 60's used anhydrous hydrazine. Its not difficult to make but its heavily watched as a drug precursor.

    Its one of those things I would want in a huge drum on a space station, like in the picture.
  3. #23
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    One time when I worked at Burger King somebody shit in the urinal. The asshole boss made the pregnant chick clean it up. I felt bad but also relieved that I didn't have to do it.
  4. #24
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    One time when I worked at Burger King somebody shit in the urinal. The asshole boss made the pregnant chick clean it up. I felt bad but also relieved that I didn't have to do it.

    wimmenz

    If you really felt bad you would have offered to help.
  5. #25
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    wimmenz

    If you really felt bad you would have offered to help.
    pffft, not true. I can think *that sux* and just watch idly by.
  6. #26
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    pffft, not true. I can think *that sux* and just watch idly by.

    I wanted to say: Let me rephrase, if you had principals you would have helped. But then i thought, i'm gonna give you a pass because vagina, and then i realized i have no principals either.
  7. #27
    Industrial Houston
    [greentext]>implying I dont just know that mixing lye and sulphuric is a bad idea[/greentext]
    [greentext]>implying I dont know mixing bleach and ammonia is fucking stupid[/greentext]

    Just because you dont understand what the 2 in H2O or have any basic (kek get it basic?) chemistry knowledge doesnt mean no one else does.

    wait what does the basic mean in that context, i feel like i missed out on something funny
  8. #28
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    wait what does the basic mean in that context, i feel like i missed out on something funny

    PH7+

    Science, do you speak it? A base is a substance that has a PH above seven an acid has it's PH below seven. It's funny in this context because Mr Happy suggested mixing a strong acid (Sulfuric acid) with a strong base(Lye). Doing so, generally results in a violent reaction.
  9. #29
    WITH ANOTHER, BIGGER, TURD
    Hahaha... assholes arguing in an Actor thread over chemistry when the right answer is right there. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
  10. #30
    PH7+

    Science, do you speak it? A base is a substance that has a PH above seven an acid has it's PH below seven. It's funny in this context because Mr Happy suggested mixing a strong acid (Sulfuric acid) with a strong base(Lye). Doing so, generally results in a violent reaction.


    "Violent" if you have no balls maybe. Try loading potassium iodide and phosphoric acid at 400+°C. NO FEAR NO RESULTS
  11. #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    "Violent" if you have no balls maybe. Try loading potassium iodide and phosphoric acid at 400+°C. NO FEAR NO RESULTS

    Why don't you go ahead and nitrate aspirin over an open fire in an enclosed space if you're so TUFF. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, aspirin is like, medicine...
  12. #32

    [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=72px]Plus time. Problem solved.[/SIZE][/FONT]
  13. #33
    Why don't you go ahead and nitrate aspirin over an open fire in an enclosed space if you're so TUFF. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, aspirin is like, medicine…


    A lot of my chemicals ended up as fuel for my burned out house but there's still some[FONT=Roboto-Regular][SIZE=14px] methyl salicylate around here somewhere. I'll find it right after I locate that 30mg shard of crank I dropped on the floor last year.[/SIZE][/FONT]
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    A lot of my chemicals ended up as fuel for my burned out house but there's still some[FONT=Roboto-Regular][SIZE=14px] methyl salicylate around here somewhere. I'll find it right after I locate that 30mg shard of crank I dropped on the floor last year.[/SIZE][/FONT]

    And don't forget, a cup of hydrofluoric acid a day keeps life expectancy away!
  15. #35
    That does it where iisliterature my fluorine and muriatic fooking wNn zee a dangerous reaction m9?.?? Fndkcmdnd All i need is a 24/40 sloping splashhead and some a bag of shsnwns c woo LEGALIZE HYDROFLOURIC M8S one love one heart lets getttt together and coook some meth oh yeah this the best time to cook HF you know
  16. #36
    Nitrate that shit with a nitric/sulfuric bath, attach a cap and blow up the bathroom
  17. #37
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    This thread is stupid, Toilet humor and jokes about feces and defecation are entirely, completely not funny, and not imaginative at all. I have no reaction to this sort of 'humor', save contempt. Not because it is disgusting, which it is, but because this sort of humor is the province of jedis and the mentally feeble, the sort of people who find this video hilarious:






    I bet Bill Krozby loves this video. See what I mean?


    If you have to resort to the fart and poop jokes, you just aren't funny, or else you are jedi.








  18. #38
    Nitrate that shit with a nitric/sulfuric bath, attach a cap and blow up the bathroom


    Flush a cube of metallic sodium, blow up the plumbings.
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