Pascal's Financial Wager

1. 2016-04-03 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I will mail $1000 to anyone who begs me for it here and PMs me an address (not even theirs) to claim it. Upside is $1000. What's the downside? You perhaps lose some face on the forum? And even so, I'll be the one who loses face if I don't mail you the cash.
   
   Lets get it on, shitsuckers.
2. 2016-04-03 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^nah I'm good
3. 2016-04-03 at 9 PM UTC

   #3
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I'll take your $1000, Captain Failcon, so I can wipe my ass with it and set if on fire. It would already look like asswipe though because you're so full of shit.
4. 2016-04-04 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
5. 2016-04-04 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't have the balls to give you my address... Can I beg you for $100 bitcoin?
6. 2016-04-04 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ^nah I'm good

   
   your loss, would get you 1/20th of the way to your impossible dream.
7. 2016-04-04 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   pffft, I bet you don't even have $1000 in liquid assets to give right now.
8. 2016-04-04 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I need it the most and I'll send you back 3 grams of the best meth youve ever tried
9. 2016-04-04 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   pffft, I bet you don't even have $1000 in liquid assets to give right now.

   
   
   Cold hard ca$h.can't be liquid.