Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-11 at 4:28 AM UTC in How many Israels does it take 2 light a changebulb?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wonder what the high from snorting 6 million jedis would be like.
2. 2016-04-11 at 4:26 AM UTC in ATTN: Will Taggart
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's it I'm posting CP.
3. 2016-04-11 at 4:23 AM UTC in How many Israels does it take 2 light a changebulb?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Saw thread title wholly expecting a Captain Falcon thread.
   
   SPOILER: It was.
4. 2016-04-11 at 4:19 AM UTC in 5th DUI
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My alcoholism has slightly subsided so I can tsk tsk you now. Don't go to jail though lil nigga. It's a waste of time and likely won't help you much more than you could do for yourself, on your own
5. 2016-04-11 at 4:16 AM UTC in How many Israels does it take 2 light a changebulb?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   NEIN
   
   
   
   this freestyle shitpost works on like 3 levels bruh
6. 2016-04-11 at 4:15 AM UTC in ATTN: Will Taggart
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Will Taggart
7. 2016-04-11 at 4:14 AM UTC in A Poor People Love Story
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dis moved me lik 4 time
8. 2016-04-11 at 3:32 AM UTC in Tort can't even get laid by a backpage latina/join the navy/or score meth
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   tell him to just order some from darknet sources. ain't even hard
9. 2016-04-11 at 2:09 AM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Gay guy [FONT=arial]≠[/FONT] tranny.
10. 2016-04-11 at 1:50 AM UTC in The dumbest person you know
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    Migaamaga
11. 2016-04-11 at 1:49 AM UTC in Writing a letter in a ziplock bag and flushing it down the toilet
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Write your contact info and see you ever get a response from one of the people who cleans the sewer enhancements. Maybe put like 5 bucks in there.
    
    Also, imagine all the random shit that probably gets flushed down the toilet/ends up in the sewers. And then people say you shouldn't flush condoms down there...pff
12. 2016-04-10 at 11:12 PM UTC in The dumbest person you know
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I know people with Down Syndrome, literally retarded people, who have a better understanding of the world than he does. It would be awesome to see them argue. Haha. Can you imagine that?
    
    Sometimes I feel like he's a troll and he certainly thinks he is but nobody can keep that shit up for that long while getting shat on the whole time.
13. 2016-04-10 at 10:47 PM UTC in 5th DUI
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    nice job
14. 2016-04-10 at 9:04 PM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He shaved his legs to feel sexy again.
15. 2016-04-10 at 9:03 PM UTC in The dumbest person you know
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hands up if Bill Krozby came to mind. I'm serious.
16. 2016-04-10 at 8:59 PM UTC in What religion are you?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The Pope would slap the shit out of you, scumfuck. You'll definitely go to hell if it exists.You break every fucking rule in the Bible except maybe the murder thing. You're a hypocrite and God hates you for that.
17. 2016-04-10 at 8:52 PM UTC in What religion are you?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't know; I think threres some higher shit going on, and there are higher beings (not "gods", but they'd have some god-like abilities to us because they're on a higher dimension),
18. 2016-04-10 at 7:51 PM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What parts of your body do you shave, Spectral?
19. 2016-04-10 at 6:59 PM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hate you, too.
20. 2016-04-10 at 6:58 PM UTC in Nostalgia Time: What was your first thread and/or post?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A suicide thread.