Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-11 at 9:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You must stop talking about this. Have you factored in prison time? Is that part of your equation?
   
   Law enforcement cares about stuff of that magnitude. Ask the coupon guy. C'mon, man.
2. 2016-04-11 at 9:04 AM UTC in triangl.es
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   PS: I just dropped my phone and kickflip underflip to primo'd it so the screen doesn't break. Xtreme raditude!
3. 2016-04-11 at 9:01 AM UTC in triangl.es
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sweet.
   
   6+6+6=18
   
   The Dribble C's can save up together for a month or two and get it as a headquarter on earth. It's in Spain, it's pretty nice there.
4. 2016-04-11 at 7:21 AM UTC in **OFFICIAL NiS Chuck E. Cheese Poll 2016**
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've actually Been to a` Chuck E. Cheese's before.
5. 2016-04-11 at 6:44 AM UTC in I want to eat this girl's collegiate ass
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   She's legitimately like a 5 or 6. That bleach blonde is repulsive and she takes wayyyy too many pictures of herself.

   
   
   That ass though.
6. 2016-04-11 at 6:09 AM UTC in What religion are you?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   100% of this site's userbase is either "atheist" or "atheist who wants to be a special snowflake through spirituality and philosophy maaaaaaaan".
7. 2016-04-11 at 6:08 AM UTC in I want to eat this girl's collegiate ass
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you should offer her money so you can do it captain faggot

   
   
   I would if I could stalk her effectively enough. My overwhelming desire to eat her ass is worth mountains of gold and silver.
8. 2016-04-11 at 6:02 AM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you don't cuck shit you handsome and well tanned individual, you cuck yourself captain faggot, even your fellow handsome and well tanned individual "michael meyers" thinks your a peice of handsome and well tanned individual piece of shit, you fucking faggot
   
   ps your mom told me last night that you're a cuck peice of shit you fucking faggot handsome and well tanned individual faggot cuck

   ^ mad cuz I cucked him with his girlfriend
9. 2016-04-11 at 5:54 AM UTC in ATTN: Will Taggart
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I've never seen bitch assntitties and the funpants kid.
   
   seriously though, you are awkward and reek of desperation and tryhardedness

   ^ Cringe.
10. 2016-04-11 at 5:53 AM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    cringe in point

    Cringe in point.
    
    Sad cringe.
    
    I am cringeing so hard at UM.
    
    He is so cringeworthy.
    
    I cringe cricringeinge every cringeing cringlebells Cringelberry Finn Cringe-Napoca, Romania Cringe cringe Cringe.
    
    Unstable's vocabulary is at about a preschool level. He uses "cringe" as his filler word.
11. 2016-04-11 at 5:52 AM UTC in ATTN: Will Taggart
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've never seen bitch assntitties and the funpants kid.
    
    seriously though, you are awkward and reek of desperation and tryhardedness
12. 2016-04-11 at 5:50 AM UTC in ATTN: Will Taggart
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Travis Bicmle is not the bad guy in that film whatsoever. He is kind of an awkward weirdo wannabe and tryhard (which must be why you identify with him) but the "bad guys" were definitely the pimp and his crew.
13. 2016-04-11 at 5:49 AM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    cringe in point
14. 2016-04-11 at 5:47 AM UTC in **OFFICIAL NiS Chuck E. Cheese Poll 2016**
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've watched 3 documentaries on primates tonight.
15. 2016-04-11 at 5:47 AM UTC in **OFFICIAL NiS Chuck E. Cheese Poll 2016**
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    looked for muskrat, didnt find so I picked triangle
16. 2016-04-11 at 5:46 AM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I cuck this site? Is that a compliment? Or are you once again demonstrating your inability to word good right talks?
17. 2016-04-11 at 5:38 AM UTC in Tort can't even get laid by a backpage latina/join the navy/or score meth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you're the first person to fuck/cuck a backpage latina, if you fuck her at the beginning of the night are you cucking all other dicks before you only to be cucked yourself later in the evening? If you fuck her at the end of the night are you cucking her pimp if he wants to go to sleep? This cucking business is all very complicated, I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.
18. 2016-04-11 at 5:34 AM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    who else would fly across the country for a 1.3/10 when shes dressed up for a wedding?
19. 2016-04-11 at 5:32 AM UTC in ATTN: Will Taggart
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    Someone was actually explaining that movie to me today and how its the best "root for the bad guys movie" but I think texxxi driver is more like that. Apparently they went up against the columbian army or some shit, doesnt sound like it happened
20. 2016-04-11 at 5:24 AM UTC in I want to eat this girl's collegiate ass
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    faggot

    
    
    You have to be 7 rainbow hues of gay to not want to eat that ass.