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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Do you shave to be more feminin and attract more cocks?
  2. I'm the head of sales development of a pretty large German company.

    420 blaze it.

    Lifting heavy stuff.

    Fictional neighborhood crack dilla.

    Just came from the forest collecting moss for a miniature terrarium.*Fern, too. Different types of wood and stones.

    Video games.
  3. That's very gay.
  4. I'm not psychotic im just sociopath, I love to play with knives

    If you were really a sociopath you would diddle dead doggies like me
  5. Curl up into the fetal position in a corner and rock back and forth.

    Really?
  6. Why don't I like the taste of cough syrup?


  7. wiggity wam! Kalazaam! My birth tam! Damn, ma'am! Ma'am, DAMN!!!!!!!!

    Nutmegulus

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    Woop a doop! Stick in it yo in poop! Woopity Chick !!!!Coop!!!!..........Boop????? $$$$$$$$$$$

    the money
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    i got it

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    the money

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    f\/ckpoorppl/100
  8. Their favorite opiate is paregoric. Absolutely disgusting in it's horror.
  9. Oh Man every had a pile of Angel Dust that was cut with Demon Dust that was cut with Banshee Dust?
  10. 1. They live deep in the wilderness.
    2. They lace the blunts they sell you with cyanide and banshee dust.
    3. They like generic brand soda.
    4. They make <33,333$ a year.
    5. They migrated from Africa.
    6. They are bad at developing self-sustaining, monistic economical structures.
    7. They like to "zuck at ya dick" instead of "suck your dick".
    8. Banshee dust is made from the tears of "Affluenza" patients.
    9. They read music reviews on P4K
    10. They have high rates of death and disease.
  11. [greentext]>has never done nutmeg or spice[/greentext]
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    I think he did good
  13. remember that time you gave me shit for posting nonsense to 'get my post count up'?

    Kill Yourself.
  14. did

    not

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  15. Lmfao, the PMs and notifications broke again. I spoke too soon.

    so uh... eat shit, faggot.
  16. Who's more psychotic Obbe or Bill Krozby?
  17. I opted to do our 'drug court' program which involved group treatment 2-3 times a week, biweekly probation meetings and monthly court aopearances. Sober, of course. It stemmed a 2.5 yr sobriety bit for me. My last DUI was early 2011.

    And no, spectry, I shouldn't be in prison. Anytime I drive intoxicated I am within a half-mile radius of my home and its almost always just going to the gas station 2 blocks away. I'm not getting blackout drunk and driving through yards to get there either. Sober drivers who choose to go 75+ MPH on the interstate are at far greater risk to cause injury or accident to themselves or others. So, either they should be locked up too, or none of us ought to be.



    I agree but if it's 2 blocks why not just walk and not take the risk?
  18. Illuminati confirmed.
  19. More than 75% of the Earth's land area is in the northern hemisphere. Continents are roughly triangular. Oceans are roughly triangular. The north pole is surrounded by water, the south pole by land. Exactly opposite the Earth from land is almost always water. The Pacific Ocean occupies about one third of the Earth's surface.
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  20. Earth is a pyramid.
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