Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-11 at 11:30 AM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?
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   I'm still seeing spam on the board. I like to see some kind of solution.
   
   Lanny, maybe you could use some help. Maybe just someone to help fix the bugs and set up that button idea I had. I personally don't know a lot about PHP but I could make it happen.

   
   
   Maybe every account should cost $10 to be allowed to post anywhere except HB.
2. 2016-04-11 at 11:26 AM UTC in Hello I am SpaceBot 9001
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   This is why those little CAPTCHA keep popping up everywhere. I'm tired of looking and addresses and selecting street signs.

   That's nothing. I am so good at captcha that the system makes me solve stuff like "select all the sonics" and gives me pics of Sonic's Drive Thru, burger king and sonic the hedgehog. I have reached the ultimate difficulty in captcha levels because of my speed and accuracy.
   
   Or it makes me do 10 normal ones in a row.
   
3. 2016-04-11 at 11:20 AM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?
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   I think people that go to beard shows and get involved with "beard culture" and excessive grooming are all just closet cocksuckers looking for an excuse to obsess about male beauty.
4. 2016-04-11 at 11:16 AM UTC in How many Israels does it take 2 light a changebulb?
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   I wonder what the high from snorting 6 million jedis would be like.

   
   
   At the end of the trip they have their own country with a nuclear arsenal and they are genociding natives.
5. 2016-04-11 at 11:10 AM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
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   LOL, was that her username or was that actually a cool user?
6. 2016-04-11 at 11:09 AM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
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   I assume Dingleberry was his girlfriend at the time. Nothing that involves that abomination should make a man proud.
7. 2016-04-11 at 11:06 AM UTC in Church confirms aliens
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   I think we have proven aliens in an earlier thread.
   
   http://niggasin.space/forum/conspiracy/78960-kyle-odom-s-manifesto
   
8. 2016-04-11 at 11:03 AM UTC in I want to eat this girl's collegiate ass
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   >22
   
   I'm the same age but damn this slut is like 10 years past her prime.
   
   
9. 2016-04-11 at 10:58 AM UTC in triangl.es
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   I get paid on 4/20. I was wondering if RDFRN.com was available as well. CCC-HQ incoming.
10. 2016-04-11 at 10:56 AM UTC in The dumbest person you know
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    My dads girlfriend because she literally has downs syndrome/Autism retard genes mix. I also unapologetically spout my support of eugenics around her.
11. 2016-04-11 at 10:53 AM UTC in **OFFICIAL NiS Chuck E. Cheese Poll 2016**
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    Praising triangles and cats for 5000 years now. Humans never change do we?.
12. 2016-04-11 at 10:52 AM UTC in Humans are a disease
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    Germs don't build rocket ships. We are Gods of the universe and masters of nuclear power and space ∆.
13. 2016-04-11 at 10:48 AM UTC in What religion are you?
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    I've witnessed God while tripping on peyote. I worship Triangles and Cats ∆. You don't Inb4 trianglism, trianglism inb4's you!.
14. 2016-04-11 at 10:37 AM UTC in Church confirms aliens
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    My grandpa gave me this pamphlet for the lulz and I thought I would share it with all of you.
    
    
15. 2016-04-11 at 10:11 AM UTC in The dumbest person you know
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    Bump.
16. 2016-04-11 at 10:11 AM UTC in The dumbest person you know
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    Ur mom

    Watch yourself, boy.
    
    My momma didn't raise no fool. Because my momma didn't raise me, fool! RIP Sean P.
17. 2016-04-11 at 10 AM UTC in What religion are you?
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    What standards do I not live up to?

    Before I start crushing your soul. Uhh, could you please take a look at the 10 commandments and the 7 deadly sins and tell me which ones you think you don't violate so I can save some time because listing it all would be a task I'd need Meth for?
    
    This is going to be awesome.
18. 2016-04-11 at 9:49 AM UTC in Abbott Gettitt?
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    I'm just way too smart. It's scary.
19. 2016-04-11 at 9:47 AM UTC in What Is Art?
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    Just cuck'd Iron John for fun. Maybe that will bring him back. He always had an obsession with exceptionally large black penises.
20. 2016-04-11 at 9:20 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    [What Does the Government Have to Prove?
    In many federal drug cases, federal prosecutors will often allege that the accused participated in a federal drug conspiracy. A conspiracy in this context is an agreement between two or more people to commit some sort of drug-related crime. Note that the crime does not need to have taken place; the government must only prove that two or more people discussed committing the crime.
    
    Indeed, it is rare that a federal drug indictment will not include a drug conspiracy count. Procedurally, it is a gift to the prosecution, as it allows them to charge several people for the same crime, even if the relationship between them is less than solid. In fact, there have been drug conspiracy cases where some of the defendants did not even know one another at all.
    
    The federal government likes to use drug conspiracy charges because it can more easily charge more people who were involved indirectly in the alleged drug crime. Many people who are charged with drug conspiracy did not actually participate in the crime. It is enough if they merely discussed it. Then the government can hit them with drug conspiracy charges.

    
    http://federaldrugcharges.net/topics/what-constitutes-a-federal-drug-conspiracy/