Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-14 at 1:28 PM UTC in MXM
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well I ran out of MXE so I ordered a gram of MXM and did a bunch of lines a couple nights ago. Shit's pretty good but it doesn't have the same "kick" that MXE does. It lasts a little shorter and you can blast through lines and get really fucked up without being totally gone mentally like MXE. Which is kind of alright I guess but I like the mindfuck that comes with MXE.
   
   Anyone else here like MXE? Anyone else like dissociatives? It doesn't count if the only reason you do them is because you can easily get fucked up for $2.50 on bundy.
2. 2016-04-14 at 1:21 PM UTC in Cronaldo lend me your eyes
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   step 1: get a well paying job
   step 2: buy meth
   step 3: use meth

   
   
   step 4: become a dirty tweeker
   step 5: lose job
   step 6: die alone
3. 2016-04-14 at 1:19 PM UTC in The black keys
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no, the black keys fucking suck and were one of those "indie" radio bands that are popular because college students think they have a deep understanding of music
4. 2016-04-14 at 1:08 PM UTC in Concerts you've been to this year
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   i saw citizen a few weeks ago, and i went to see turnstile and basement like a week ago after taking my empty baggy of mxe and opening it up and dissolving everything off the sides into a glass of water and pounding it and a marijuana edible but i didnt get tickets in time and it was fucking sold out
5. 2016-04-14 at 8:04 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're all a bunch of worthless harlots who deserve to be butt-fucked by a gorilla and thrown into a mess of electric eels. That is all.
6. 2016-04-14 at 7:22 AM UTC in What drug should I move onto?
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   I'm definitely going to have to get a deepweb site up and running. I have access to all the drugs and funding but I am clueless about website design.

   
   
   I think anybody can sell on a darkmarket site. The hard part is all the security precautions you have to take to cover your tracks.
7. 2016-04-14 at 6:11 AM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Same answer.

   
   Ah whatever, next time im doin 2
8. 2016-04-14 at 6:07 AM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)
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   http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s6cJEiQ4dW
9. 2016-04-14 at 6:02 AM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 years
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   My IQ has fallen victim to the cringe faggots.
10. 2016-04-14 at 5:42 AM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)
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    my bad, i mean with acid?
11. 2016-04-14 at 5:37 AM UTC in What drug should I move onto?
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    I guess acid, but it turns out, its one of those where you can only do it like once every 2 weeks. Should I get a piece of glass?
12. 2016-04-14 at 5:27 AM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)
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    which is better?
13. 2016-04-14 at 5:04 AM UTC in Verse
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    When I was ten I raped a blind and deaf girl.
    Then I fed her to pigeons with rabies.
    She didn't know what they were.
    
    
    
    
14. 2016-04-14 at 4:40 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
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    I think the difference is that even good doctors are expected to have some of their patients die. I don't think anyone working with customers can be said to be excelling when they slap customers and tell them to fuck off.

    
    This is a fair and true point. I retract my objection.
    
    Bill Krozby, you suck shit at life.
15. 2016-04-14 at 4:34 AM UTC in Pulled the trigger on a Learjet 85 lease today
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    Tell me what US states to masturbate in the airspace of first.
16. 2016-04-14 at 4:31 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I think that's another way of saying you fail at being a basic pizza delivery boy. Consider such similar euphemisms as "I'm excel at being a doctor it's just I have a way of killing all my patients" and "I excel at being a lawyer, it's just I have a way of literally spitting in some judges' faces so my clients end up in jail"

    
    
    To be fair, he said a minority couldn't handle it. You might as well say a doctor fails at being a doctor because a small minority of patients have died under his care.
    
    Although I am sure the truth is that Bill Krozby blows ass at even his bottom feeder job, I'm just pointing out the failure of your statement.
17. 2016-04-14 at 4:29 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Every time Bill Krozby tells a story, he is either being wronged or heroically deals someone his comeuppance. Methinks Bill Krozby is a lying desperate loser who gets shit on every day and comes here to tell us modified versions of the actual stories, in much the same way he thinks about "what I SHOULDA done was..." versions of events in the shower after being humiliated.
18. 2016-04-13 at 7:06 AM UTC in Does anyone here think I'm not autistic?
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    may have ODD

    
    That's the friendliest way to say "I think you're a psychopath" I've ever seen.
    
19. 2016-04-13 at 5:37 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    people man,.. *reaches thru screen and hands Bill Krozby a cold 40oz*
20. 2016-04-13 at 5:19 AM UTC in Ah shit...right?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's how I feel...right, and all the time actually, in the background somewhat. "Ah, shit" where all you wanna do is just lay down chill