Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-19 at 8:48 AM UTC in What I've learned about the human brain today
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   They just keep deteriorating and there's nothing we can do to stop it.
   
   

   
   That's how you breathe underwater dude. You take a long rip from the can while you're underwater, then you breathe out, then you take a DEEP breath in.
   
   Your lungs will then treat the water as oxygen and you will be able to live a life in the sea.
2. 2016-04-19 at 8:35 AM UTC in Why do they have to keep coming up with more and more kinds of weed/beer?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Dakota.

   
   Like 10 percent of your population must fuck cows
   
   NYC god tier. The big apple and the center of the spice epidemic.
3. 2016-04-19 at 8:33 AM UTC in Why do they have to keep coming up with more and more kinds of weed/beer?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I hate how every time I go to the dispensary everything has changed so I buy like three strains and end up really liking one of them and the next time I go back it's gone and I'll never get to see it again. There was some shit called purple platinum and man, good stuff, just the right amount of mix of trippy and relaxing. But it was just there once to tease me and now apparently no one stocks it anymore.

   
   [greentext]>living in a state with legal weed[/greentext]
   
   Kill yourself normie
4. 2016-04-19 at 8:27 AM UTC in Do you think I'm cute?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You're fucking adorable.

   
   I made someone a faggot
5. 2016-04-19 at 7:47 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   TFW some bundy chugging autist is a See'er for a secret society
   :( eels bad man
6. 2016-04-19 at 7:45 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Tfw when you get elected for illuminati eye
7. 2016-04-19 at 7:38 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I love how insular our opinions have become that you think that's a knock down argument against a candidate and I see it as a pair of complements yet we're supposedly talking about the same person.

   
   Some see the first jedi president as a good thing. That does not mean he would make a good president. Some see the first jedi president as a bad thing. This does not mean he would make a bad president. Some see socialism as a positive and some as a negative. Of course this is how opinion works.
   
   My real problem is that Bernie spouts the wage gap myth, has a terrible legislative record (something of a 0.00008% rate of passed bills) and is much like rand Paul in that he is the only one willing to do what they do. Paul is just the libertarian extreme and Bernie the socialist. I think our senate benefits from them far more than our executive branch could. Honestly the president is a shit position. Definitely getting annoyed of its veneration when congress and the senate and the supreme court have a much more active role and impact on the average american.
8. 2016-04-19 at 6:54 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Plot twist: SJW's destroy America and Tumblr becomes a state of extremely butthurt half-manwoman-horse-pegleg creatures that employ draconian law for hurting people's feelings, looking at a woman, or having a penis in a reverse-islam fashion of arrogant and despicable hipster antics.
9. 2016-04-19 at 6:49 AM UTC in Becoming Unlimted
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   After much training (perhaps y'all noticed my absence) I was contacted by an organization that works in this sort of field. I have been asked not to continue this thread. Out of respect I have decided to close it or at least not post any more methodology.
   
   
10. 2016-04-19 at 6:43 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Our choice is between a jedi socialist, a corrupt to the core woman, a first term Canadian senator and, a successful American entrepreneur and buisness man. America is afraid the buisness man will destroy us, the woman will sell us, the Canadian will turn us into a religious state and the jedi will save us with free stuff and socialism.
    
    This shit kills me.
11. 2016-04-19 at 6:42 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If Hillary wins it'll fuck up my misogynistic fantasies and empower women. I'm voting Trump, because everyone can go fuck themselves. If politicals were actually rleal I would vote for Bernie Sanders.
12. 2016-04-19 at 6:04 AM UTC in My cat died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
13. 2016-04-19 at 5:55 AM UTC in My cat died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gerber baby heads are flat after I huff enough paint
    
    
14. 2016-04-19 at 5:33 AM UTC in My cat died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You know you can just ask for dick pics when you need them
15. 2016-04-19 at 5:24 AM UTC in My cat died this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    really don't know why this is so funny

    
    You wrote this because you wanted to thank the post to show appreciation while simultaneously maintaining my good side
16. 2016-04-19 at 5:20 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The liserd men are coming.
17. 2016-04-19 at 5:19 AM UTC in Is it rude to ask a girl if she's a hooker?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    mQ you got the next sly tounge.
18. 2016-04-19 at 5:17 AM UTC in My new favorite video.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Night time. Its the only time there is baby!
19. 2016-04-19 at 5:10 AM UTC in What I've learned about the human brain today
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So I was grinding 500 black dragons in runescape today, to use up my 1750 dragon trinkets which note their bone and dragonhide drops, as well as provide a 1/20 chance for an instakill and give bonus slayer experience. Bone = 1 trinket, Dragonhide = 1 trinket, Instakill = 2 trinkets, Slayer experience = 1 trinket...so 3-5 trinkets per kill....anyways....after clicking the same think for endless hours without getting particular bored because nolife-syndrometism, I messaged Roshamby
    
    do you think runescape
    is like apemode- the rpg
    like when you think of it its like
    "i have no soul but im feeling 5 norephineprines right now so ill click the same thing until i go laydown mode again"
    
    Which made me realize, basically everything I do is just a way to grind away some IRL exp, with every skill being a different neurotransmitter that gets "trained" a different way.
    
    Runescape is literally a way to use up norephineprines.
    
    Dopamine- Music
    Endorphin/oxytocin based dopamine- Peach Kelli Pop
    Norephinephine- Runescape
    Serotonin- Facebook chats
    Glutamate- Ashley obsession
    GABA- NIS shitpostings
    Choline- Tests & logik pussles
    Sigma- Dadfighting and death related stuff
    
    What do you think? How do you use your neurotransmitters and neurohomos?
20. 2016-04-19 at 4:49 AM UTC in Is it rude to ask a girl if she's a hooker?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    In the right context I bet they'd just laugh.