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2016-04-20 at 3:49 PM UTC in Happy Hitler's Birthday![greentext]>not wishing Greatest Leader a happy Geburtstag. [/greentext]
You a juden or something comrade? -
2016-04-20 at 3:46 PM UTC in happy birthday hitlerHey man be nice. Its his birthday.
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2016-04-20 at 3:44 PM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.Leftist are fucking hilarious. 420! Trump must be a pothead! Christians will kill him!
That's top kek. 420,990 has nothing to do with marijuana. Christians are nothing like Muslims and aren't going to en masse kill each other. You stupid fucking leftists! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU YOU PICE OF SHIT FAGGOT. YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING GET IT PAL. DONT FUCKING MESS WITH TRUMP OR I WILL PULL A SHDIM EHDYSIKSNSNN JCUUN W UUSHS JSUUD U. SJDJ II. DIII J J JJJJSJSJS. IISMS. SJC. JIIWOLMND JJ IJ. YSB. D. JJNDNS,OX. ..........,,,,,,,,''''''------:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) -
2016-04-20 at 3:40 PM UTC in happy birthday hitler
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2016-04-20 at 3:35 PM UTC in Congratulations to the DEAI'm not saying its used. Its precisely the fact that these routes are not the formal for a cook which makes them and their listings utterly nonsensical.
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2016-04-20 at 3:23 PM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.Fuck off benny
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2016-04-20 at 2:40 PM UTC in I want to make a web comic but I don't want people to read it.Fans are the fucking worst. Can you imagine having the fanbase of xkcd? A bunch of disgusting nerds jacking off to your stick figures? Or the fanbase of cyanide and happiness -- a bunch of reddit fags clapping their hands like a seal at all the funny sex jokes?
Abandoned Neutrons was so good, because it was just me dicking around and having my peers enjoy it on the same level as me. There wasn't that fan mentality that came with the readership.
If I made a web comic, and it actually became popular, I wouldn't add a comments section. I wouldn't allow people to like it on facebook or twitter or add it to their RSS feed. I wouldn't acknowledge any readership. I would just upload comics and pretend nobody was reading.
Out of sight, out of mind. -
2016-04-20 at 2:30 PM UTC in ATTN: Snoopy
Not true. I first posted on Totse in late '89. Then later, in 2006, I registered this account. Most people, including you, don't know what the pre-WWW Totse even looked like, so how would you even know if I "got it wrong"? I'm a legend, son. Face it.
You are a legend, -SpectraL. You are a legend. -
2016-04-20 at 12:59 PM UTC in Why has nobody done this by now...
Ten ways to torture a cat (you won't believe number 4!)
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2016-04-20 at 9:53 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Something crossed my mind today. No one has stepped foot inside my apartment since I since the lease and paid almost 3 years ago. Not a single person, one step.
Do a hit of meth look around "who invited all of you?" SHADOW PPL 4 LYFE -
2016-04-20 at 9:49 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
What are you going to do about this situation, Mr. Trump? Do you think you'll get the magic number of delegates? And if you do get the delegates, will the criminals running the RNC still try and put in their own voteless sock puppet, and if so, will you run as an independent, thus handing the win to the democraps? Scorch & Burn, baby. Scorch and burn.
We are gonna win so much your head will spin. You'll be like "president Trump I can't handle all this winning" and I will say "too bad"
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2016-04-20 at 9:43 AM UTC in What would you do with your last $200?I'm thinking today I should get some nutmeg, bundy, weed and alcohol and take it all with 40 beedrills.
Whip cream cans are a fucking waste I'd rather spend $20 on a n2o cracker and a box of cartridges and some balloons
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2016-04-20 at 9:38 AM UTC in What would you do with your last $200?40$ on syncans
20$ on nutmeg
60$ on bundy
100$ on whipped cream cans -
2016-04-20 at 9:37 AM UTC in Niggas in space vs niggers in space.Get away from the door... niggaahhh.
Nigga please!
Nigga!
Can a nigga borrow a pencil? -
2016-04-20 at 9:35 AM UTC in Congratulations to the DEA
Wanna buy some glass ware? You get put on a list. Wanna buy some iodine? Your on the list. Try asking around for red phosphorus (simply the most stable form of the substance)? Get on the fucking list!
Nobody uses red P or Iodine anymore. Its either shake and bake, figure out another way to make HI (potassium iodide and phosphoric acid) or go the p2p route. There are also other phosphorus based reducing agents that work and are completely unwatched.
Precursors from precursors from precursors. -
2016-04-20 at 9:26 AM UTC in Who do you think will take New York tonight?.
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2016-04-20 at 9:23 AM UTC in Happy Hitler's Birthday!Its actually Bob Marley's birthday you fucking racist
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2016-04-20 at 9:17 AM UTC in I want to let you guys know that my 420 sucks... ... ... ...I also have no weed but I got paid today so I can get drunk and eat beedrill. Fuck 4/20 I want some meth.
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2016-04-20 at 9:15 AM UTC in Note to self: stop doing drugs.
I told myself I'd only do mdma once every three months, but let me work out some math here.
I first did it in… February of 2015? So that's one.
Then that time I went clubbing… two.
Then at the beach that one time. Three.
Then again in… march? Four.
…June… five.
Again in september… six.
Again in december… seven.
Maybe add another time I can' remember. Eight times.
Jesus christ. I really overdid that shit. Fuck.
I bought 3.5grams last June for my bday and ever since RDFRN went down I would eat and snort it every day. I mixed it with heroin and I even did it while on meth up until December when I finally ran out of everything.
MDMA is good times until it starts giving you headaches from abuse.
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2016-04-20 at 9:07 AM UTC in Niggas in space vs niggers in space.