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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. So I just got paid 2 franklins and a Jackson from welfare and I'm wondering what I should do.

    Should I get a bus ticket to the city and start working again?.

    Or get a gram of meth and figure out a way to get to the city with less money?.

    What would you do with your last $200?
  2. Ten ways to torture a cat (you won't believe number 4!)
  3. Was Lanny influenced by the current liberal PC culture when deciding on a name?
  4. Haven't ever had a steady line on MDMA but the couple of times I've done it the next-day slump was pretty bad, I could see why you might want to back off but despite enjoying other serotonergic drugs it's not something I could ever see myself dependent on.

    I told myself I'd only do mdma once every three months, but let me work out some math here.

    I first did it in... February of 2015? So that's one.

    Then that time I went clubbing... two.

    Then at the beach that one time. Three.

    Then again in... march? Four.

    ...June... five.

    Again in september... six.

    Again in december... seven.

    Maybe add another time I can' remember. Eight times.

    Jesus christ. I really overdid that shit. Fuck.
  5. Why can't you just switch to another drug(s) (hell, even if its just alcohol & weed) in between your occasional Drug Of Choice uses?


    I'm done with LSD and other psychedelics. Never going to be in the young, care-free state of mind to do that again. Life took a toll on me.

    I was never big into weed or alcohol.
  6. -SpectraL remember when I quizzed you on what totse what like back in 1989, and you got 4 out of 5 answers wrong?

    You signed up in goddamn 2007, lol.
  7. ^^^YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. i don't have any weed, and even tho im drunk right now, its gonna suck that much more when I wake up and don't have any weed to cure my hangover. Fuck, thats so gay ain't it? BULLSHITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Why can't you just switch to another drug(s) (hell, even if its just alcohol & weed) in between your occasional Drug Of Choice uses?
  10. Meanwhile alcohol is fully legal and available over the counter
  11. Why have you not done this?
  12. I used to find sweet ground scores in houses and cars. Fucking dope, gaming consoles, jedielry, cash, purses, electronics, CHANGE. Fuckin ground scores maannnnn.


    nigger :p
  13. Use voice-cloning technology to make song parodies with the same exact voice as the original singer?
  14. I found a half a pack of cigarettes outside of a mcdonalds this weekend but I just left it, they were newports and fuck newports
  15. Malice I've a few lines of questioning because I'm procrastinating from my work: Do you want to have anybody in your aparrrmunt? Do you want friends? In those three years, or really at any point, have you ever held an actual job where you go in and work hours? I find it really hard to imagine going somewhere everyday just about and NOT making any friends, if you had anything like that, how were you to be around? I know in highschool I used to be really quiet to all but a few people, for this reason I just had a handful of close friends. Before I quit my last job though, I knew everyone, joked with everyone, was basically friends with everyone except for two cunts who expected everybody to grovel because they had tits. (the kind of people with raccoon makeup and crayola hair)

    But I guess what I'm asking is, I'm guessing you do want to connect with people, but don't often get put into situations where you're forced to. Maybe it feels unnatural to connect. That's how I felt, I don't know how you feel, like I said I'm guessing here. I think it'd be beneficial for you to have the experience, whether you end up liking the person or not, it's all about trial and error when it comes to meeting people. My social skills basically blossomed after going into the service industry/doing DMT/hitchhiking. I don't have problems talking to people anymore, even though I normally don't like to.

    I want to keep typing because this is easier than work but I'll stop now
  16. We'd just spent the day with relatives who remarked frequently on the cuteness of her 18-month-old sister.
    When I told my six year old that I didn't think she was cute, she looked devastated. So I explained.
    I told her that cuteness is a word we use to describe babies and puppies: both are small, weak, naïve, and have limited understanding of the world. The cute don't have power or control over their lives and they're valued primarily for their appearance.

    The trick is to seem cute but actually be completely batshit
  17. Things I've found on the ground:

    half a gram of weed
    a point of meth
    $15
    $40
    $25
    $5
    half a pack of lucky strikes
  18. What i'd like to know is what's a kid doing in the middle of the desert in a fucking box.
    Its a made up story. Easy was never in the Army. I know a lot of army people and not one of them ever saw him at military.
  19. Infinityshock passing up a fuck. The sky is falling!
  20. Pharmacists are the shittiest health profession because their entire job is reciting a fucking label. Unless you work at a compounding pharmacy you will never have to use everything you had to learn to get your pharm d and thus forget every bit of it. Its quite sad really. You gotta do like 6 years of school just to tell sick people to take these pills twice daily, do inventory and stock all the whole the idea or some other betabet soup agency breathes down your neck because your customers have been subscribed a moderately higher than average amount of pain medication and you ordered it.
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