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2016-12-22 at 2:20 PM UTC in hibling joined in august... fucking lies.
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2016-12-22 at 2:19 PM UTC in All SWIM can think about is killing peopleall SWIM can think about is KILLING THIS FATBURGER FAM
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2016-12-22 at 2:17 PM UTC in American women are inferior to Russian women.... You have fat femminist lezzas, Russia has hot broads
if your girl thinks she can dance tell her she aint shit and play this video and you can mind control them. -
2016-12-22 at 2:15 PM UTC in Our father, who fart in heaven, swallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom cum, thy will be dumb, give us this day, our daily semen, and forgive us our fuckasses, and those fuck ass against us, and lead us not intoBART!!!!
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2016-12-22 at 2:13 PM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
Originally posted by Number13 Yup pretty much exactly that, it's depressing for me too but I don't mind, I'm just gonna better myself for now.
No money, no job, no meth, still have teeth though ;_;
Get neetbucks and use it to buy bitcoins. -
2016-12-22 at 2:12 PM UTC in is midniteWHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY!!!!!
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2016-12-22 at 2:11 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Malice Someone on this site should become the next D.B. Cooper.
But I'm already Keyser Soze, Gordon Todd Skinner and William Bradford Bishop Jr. -
2016-12-22 at 2:09 PM UTC in This account for sale $20BTC or best offer.Okay i'll take it.
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2016-12-22 at 1:33 PM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?How do you live without a bank account? Don't you get any benefits?
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2016-12-22 at 1:32 PM UTC in is midniteYea they probably don't deem worthy for pip/dla but it definitely still exists, the government are cunts. I'd love to get on it, it'd make life so easy. I just don't have any mental or physical defects worthy. Too much effort faking ME and fibromyalgia.
8 hours til a nigga gets paid -
2016-12-22 at 12:52 PM UTC in This account for sale $20BTC or best offer.I'll give you a picture of my left nut, but that's about all your account is worth.
Now, an account which had the fifth highest post count on Totse, that's worth something -
2016-12-22 at 12:46 PM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open^ They do that in prison here, probably America too, but putting sugar water into a microwave and chucking it on people. Shit sticks and burns apparently
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2016-12-22 at 10:48 AM UTC in The correct answer to how many jedis died in the HolocaustInteresting places tho. Very good pizza restaurant nearby, highly recommend
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2016-12-22 at 10:48 AM UTC in The correct answer to how many jedis died in the HolocaustHas anyone else here been to Auschwitz or Birkenau?
I don't really see how they could have kept the inspectors away from facilities pertaining to executions, considering they were right there out in the open if the kikes are to be believed -
2016-12-22 at 10:11 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher If you can't pick up a pizza roll and scoop the filling up without touching the pan you have problems
And if you get third degree burns from touching said pan you have bigger problems
I don't touch food while its cooking, I tried scooping some cheese crap from a frozen chicken thing and burnt the fuck outta my hand tonight. Pizza pockets become dangerous at high temperatures. I can imagine torturing someone by heating one of these for 5 minutes in a microwave and squirting the goop in their face
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2016-12-22 at 10:04 AM UTC in That feeling when you discuss your drug history with somebody for the first timeMy shopping list includes Oxalyl chloride, Tetra-n-butylammonium bromide and 5-(3,4-Methylenedioxyphenyl)-2,4-pentadienoyl-2-piperidine.
I haven't done any 2C drugs or very many analogs.
I've done all the big ticket drugs
Meth, cocaine, heroin, MDMA, ketamine, Fentanyl, Oxycodone, Adderall, Valium/xanax/kpin, mescaline, LSD.
I've also taken a drug that was a custom synthesis 1,2chlormethylphenylethylmethylamine??? something like that.
If theres anything I left out please let me know because new years is coming up and I am looking to party hard and try something new. There are so many drugs I don't where to begin next. When you do hard drugs you pretty much only want to keep using hard drugs forever. -
2016-12-22 at 10:04 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It's a lot like cooking babies.
Long and slow jimmy,, long and slow. Short and high makes em pop.
And melt my flesh off and get 3rd degree burns? Are you insane?.
If you can't pick up a pizza roll and scoop the filling up without touching the pan you have problems
And if you get third degree burns from touching said pan you have bigger problems -
2016-12-22 at 9:56 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
Originally posted by Number13 Yeah I'm pretty fucked
Meth will cure your anxiety. Do it a few times and you are cured for life, same with MDMA. -
2016-12-22 at 9:54 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting openIt's a lot like cooking babies.
Long and slow jimmy,, long and slow. Short and high makes em pop.
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Just scoop the filling that leaks out with the pizza roll and eat the whole thing
And melt my flesh off and get 3rd degree burns? Are you insane?.
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2016-12-22 at 9:51 AM UTC in Question for yous guysaluminium eyeball homosexual fingering Stan Smiths YOU GOT MAIL ???????