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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol yes i kinda am, and I'm trying to lose my beer belly and get healhty again, i hurt my back and im on some dr house pills right now, feels good and i just ate a brocoli, carrot, onion, and hotsauce stew. tis deliciouso chicken

    ive cut out eating anything with bread, or any kinda noodle.

    You pay anything for your opiates nigga?. I always found that habit to be too expensive too keep up unlike meth, weed and booze... But I know where you live is a very different climate and basically all drugs are cheap except MDMA I imagine. which I can get for like $30/g moonrocks.
  2. Originally posted by reject Malice is guna become a full time stoner and start going to see Grateful Dead tribute bands

    Malice have you ever taken a synthetic tryptamine?. Are you plugged into the scene at all?.
  3. Originally posted by the holy ghost greenplastic made this thread last month

    This is a weekly thread. I will make one too.

    It's because you are all 16 year old homos that go WHO MAN LIFE IS LIKE LONG MAN WHOAAAA THE UNIVERSE AND DINOSAURS HOW DOES IT ALL MAKE SENSE!!? like that "babbys first existential crisis" pic malice posted.. I think I have given every response on that pic on this website and probably some ones that aren't in that picture.
  4. Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher My galaxy S4 is starting to mess up and I will probably just get another S4

    You can buy a brand new one for like $150

    forreal?. I would be happy with an S4 for the next 10 years.

    I had one a few years ago and it cost me like $1000 new.
  5. awee Bling so sweet, gifted me a game on steam.
  6. Originally posted by Lanny samsung does indeed make freezers. What a strange world we live in

    And washing machines.



    Originally posted by mmQ Grapes. Fucking grapes.

    Only if I'm gonna make wine from them.
  7. it's too expensive. I bought $134 Civ V for $13 and a bunch of other cheap shit. 6 new games for $25, woo.
  8. YOu will all die before me.
  9. I say do it because you have no assets you can't afford to lose like property or vast savings. Mind trick and control her so you can get some of dat sweet pusssaay and then install hidden cameras all over your bedroom and GO TO TOWN on her, cum all over her face and belly. Get her to do increasingly more shameful and horrific sexual acts like anal, scat, pissing, fisting.

    This entire time over the course of years you will be building a massive video repository and getting amazing sex the entire time. You can also drug her food and drink to make her sterile and more easily influenced.

    Also take lots of nude pics of her than go and pretend to be her online and sell the nudes to idiots.

    Thats what I would do. And I would honestly be doing her a favor.
  10. How old are you man?. You should be able to take your pocket change and go buy a brew and enjoy it.. Maybe it would have chilled you out and you could go home and not be wild.

    I dunno man, what you describe is pretty similar to how I acted on lots of meth/coming off meth. I would only leave the house at 4am to go to 7-11 and I'd walk around with a loaded meth pipe in my pocket (melt a bunch to the bowl and you have about 10 good hits outside)

    YOu don't need a weapon, I live in a bad neighborhood and I walk around with $1000 in my pocket and some drunk native guy comes up to me in a dark alley and says "HEY!!!, MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FUCKING GOOF!!!".

    I think your life will be much better if you have money.

    You can get a shitty lil mind numbing job stocking shelves at a grocery store or something easy man. Once you do that everyone (parents) will get off your back and respect you for working. If you are good at manipulating people and mindfucking you would do great in the workforce, I use my sociopathic tendecies to climb the social ladder and worm my way into a better paying position.

    But if you have money man you can order all kinds of powders and derpadew drugs, you can smoke weed or drink or try MDMA or LSD, ketamine (ITS LIKE bundy WITHOUT ANY BAD EFFECTS!!) you would LOVE ketamine man. Set some goals and work towards them. I have been working since I was about 15 and I stopped going to school because I realized it was a massive waste of time and I could educate myself better in factories and warehouses. You learn so much more in the capitalist world than you do at school.

    In school you get a bad grade, so what?, who cares?. You could drop out and it doesn't really affect your survival, just your social standing in industrialized society. At work if you fuck up or piss off a customer it's not so easily forgotten, sometimes your mistakes can cost real money and you can make people angry or ruin their day, make enemies. Even the most mind numbing bullshit is worth it when you are young.

    If you want to force trick your brain into liking work just start smoking or taking amphetamine at work.



    Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2016-12-24T14:26:22.320563+00:00
  11. I think you're overrated

  12. Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle What if im crazy. A paranoid bipolar that thinks everyones out to get him

    It's occurred to me recently I might be starting to go down this route
  13. ashley wants to marry me. it's realistically possible this could happen before i turn 25. what are your thoughts on this? im worried about limiting my own life before i've even matured, my own ability to hold down a human relationship, and whether it could last. i've treated her like total shit but we've been together for about 2 and half years. i still feel some feely feelios for her. what would you do?
  14. greenplastic made this thread last month
  15. i was bored overnight and my dad gave me 2 dollars so i walked around the streets at around 3a.m. going to different stores lying to the store managers that im old enough to buy beer and tryna trick them with my id but it didnt work. so then i realized at night nobody's around so i went on some properties threw shit around tried to steal things broke cameras. i was about to throw a rock through a random car window and i had it in my hand but i pussied out, and it was on my own street so i couldn't risk being heard. basically if you want an adrenaline rush prowl around in the middle of night and rek everything like you're in GTA. i've just started doing this and i don't know if i'm man enough to continue. if i had other people to do it with it would be more fun/less risky. i also need to have a weapon.
  16. Malice is guna become a full time stoner and start going to see Grateful Dead tribute bands
  17. Originally posted by HampTheToker Some people truly experience marijuana differently than most due to a specific gene.

    http://www.nature.com/tp/journal/v6/n2/full/tp2015219a.html

    So, basically you just have shitty genes, bro.

    does this explain why when i smoke weed with no tolerance i start to trip balls?
  18. Originally posted by Malice Try dabbing.

    Dabbing is such shit. God I fucking hate dabs. It's good as a concentrate but everybody I've met who dabs is always a super hardcore stoner.
  19. You have to seriously fucking hate yourself to start cutting carbs from your diet. I work out like a prison nigger and I refuse to cut bread from my diet. I will never give up my cheesy bagels with chive cream cheese.
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