Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-12-31 at 3:38 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL Making one of these in case anybody else from trt decides to migrate over.
   
   §m£ÂgØL.

   
   I don't agree with TRT. Testosterone is a nasty thing, that makes men hairy, racist and strong. We need to ban it, for our wives children's sake.
2. 2016-12-31 at 3:35 AM UTC in trying to start a hotdog buisiness
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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby the apd (the pigs)

   
   We New Yorkers of the Tribe have a saying "you should never fight with city hall". Not because we own it - that wasn't always the case.
   
   Basically you need to get along with your local police department.
   
   When you start into business there will be things you do wrong, and you will be depending on the authorities to give you a little lee-way to get things right. So long as you seem to be doing your best, they'll be surprisingly lenient on you.
   
   The name of your business is the last thing you should worry about. If you're fighting about that, then you guys aren't cut out to run a business together.
3. 2016-12-31 at 3:29 AM UTC in I have sensed a great disturbance in The Force.
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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby You guys are so obsessed with my children lol

   
   I want to adopt one of Bill Krozby's children. It'd be like adopting a little schwartzve child from Africa. They'd be adorable and we could even train them to act civilised like one of us.
4. 2016-12-31 at 3:28 AM UTC in trying to start a hotdog buisiness
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   Use it to launder drug money. 🤑
5. 2016-12-31 at 3:26 AM UTC in How do I make friends?
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   If you're NEET it's hard to make friends, as you have too much pushing you apart and nothing pulling you together. Most people only bother making friends to gain advantage - for instance, sharing information with co-workers, other students on a course, etc. Otherwise there's just no point.
   
   It's like why most men won't stay with a woman unless there's sex involved. There are exceptions, for instance uncle Gerald stays with my aunt Sarah, but I think he enjoys watching her with her new boyfriend. We are having an awkward Hannukah.
6. 2016-12-31 at 3:16 AM UTC in How bad are your teeth?
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   Originally posted by Discount Whore Can you tell me more about this quasi-paleo diet and how it has helped you whiten your teeth?

   
   The paleo diet means eating what your ancestors ate.
   
   He's aztec, so his version of the paleo diet probably consists mainly of hearts.
   
   My paleo diet consists mostly of foreskins and unleavened bread.
7. 2016-12-31 at 3:13 AM UTC in UN Aviation Agency Rejects Taiwan: Here's Why It Matters
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   China and Taiwan are the same country.
8. 2016-12-31 at 3:06 AM UTC in I'm the male equivalent of a fucking crazy feminist
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   You must seek out and tame a feminist and take her as your war bride.
9. 2016-12-31 at 2:58 AM UTC in Greyfox,Armsmerchant do you think he can find us?
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   Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, tell him where we are!

   
   No, he's an anti-semite.
10. 2016-12-31 at 2:55 AM UTC in How bad are your teeth?
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    Half my family are dentists, but they still charge me full rate. If your teeth are yellowing try holding in your mouth a dilute solution (less than 2%) of hydrogen peroxide. You can even buy teeth whitening kits, but they're a little more expensive.
    
    God gave many among his chosen bad teeth, I assume it's a test.
11. 2016-12-31 at 2:49 AM UTC in Why I hate Donald Drumpf
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    Because he's a bigot and a racist and an anti-semite.
    
    I have no interest in discussing this further. Anyone who doesn't agree with this is beyond redemption.
    
    I am literally shaking right now.
12. 2016-12-31 at 2:47 AM UTC in How to use a kettlebell right?
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    I spin it like a dreidel.
13. 2016-12-31 at 2:33 AM UTC in constant fatigue
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    Sounds like you're doing everything right, eating safe, delicious and hygienic processed foods, living the lifestyle of a natural aristocrat, avoiding dangerous and onerous physical activity, expanding your consciousness on our internet, and refraining from reproduction. I think the problem might be your own inferior goyish genetic makeup. Have you considered taking prescription medicines?
14. 2016-12-31 at 2:31 AM UTC in constant fatigue
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Get off the computer and your energy to do things will return. It might take some time but it would give you the energy and will to do things. Perhaps by begin by allotting yourself a certain amount of time for computer use and begin to regiment your schedule with things you would like to see yourself doing.

    
    even on the computer i cant do anything. for me an "activity" is playing a flash game for five minutes until i lose interest, or skimming over a wikipedia article. mostly i'm just zoning out. i can't read a book, i can't play my instruments anymore. can't really think of anything else i would do. it's almost like my body was made to be in a permanent vegetative state or to sleep 24/7. i would brush my teeth and change my clothes once in a while but im always like "uhghgh i dont feel like moving, maybe later", the only time i ever willingly leave the house is to not lose my mind or buy drugs. i don't know if drugs have made me like this or i was like this before.
15. 2016-12-31 at 2:25 AM UTC in constant fatigue
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    and my attention span is so bad i can't even watch a TV show or movie. i'll start zoning out and getting distracted within a few minutes every time. my brain is fucked and there's something seriously wrong with me.
16. 2016-12-31 at 2:22 AM UTC in a deplorable aware I have epilepsy tweeted a strobe at me with the message "you deserve a seizure' on it...
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    I did nothing wrong bigots.
17. 2016-12-31 at 2:22 AM UTC in constant fatigue
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    i never have any energy to do anything. i get tired just sitting in a couch using my computer. i lay down in bed like 5 to 20 times a day before finally falling asleep. like i'll lay down in the dark dissociating into my own thoughts for a while, then i'll get restless in bed so i'll play a game on the computer for a bit, then i get tired and have to lay down again. the fact that nothing interests me/apathy also contributes to this. but to me taking a train to go somewhere or just going to school is enough to burn me out for the whole day. is anyone else here like this. people always tell me "you seem like you're half asleep all of the time", like i must be annoyingly benzo'd out on my own cerebrospinal fluid.
18. 2016-12-31 at 2:20 AM UTC in ANTI-SEMITIC FIASCO
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    yeah right that nigga cant even ollie.
19. 2016-12-31 at 2:19 AM UTC in ANTI-SEMITIC FIASCO
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    It's OK. Sometimes the schwartves forget who their friends are.
20. 2016-12-31 at 2:17 AM UTC in Dutch lab gives women the wrong sperm
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    The young turks suck lel