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  1. Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly The "Drumpf" meme died the minuet he won the election. It was actually dead before John Olivers jedi writers even wrote the bit. It wasnt even a good attempt. The entire thing is wholly unfunny.

    People who use these retarded political terms are all bigots.
  2. Is there a way to switch to the desktop site on mobile?

  3. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  4. Originally posted by Malice Nigga, you trippin’.

    i'll send you some porn i've fapped to and i challenge you to masturbate to it

    it'll destroy your amygdala
  5. straight fuckin' OG
  6. Thank you both for the advice but I'll stick to ethanol thanks.

    I do appreciate the perspective Mr. Holy Ghost. Was always curious about that.
  7. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  8. Originally posted by Malice Discount Whore, sploo just attempted to convert me to pedophilia. What do you think about that? Doesn't he deserve to be hunted down and killed?

    There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  9. Aren't opioids comparatively benign as far as those things go? I know T-PAIN was purported to be an SSRE at one point though, so I'm sure there's a mess of other reasons why it would be terrible for a kid.
  10. Just mix clear hand sanitizer with salt and shake for a few minutes

    enhancement through cheesecloth

    The liquid is 70% alcohol

    You underage dingus

    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2016-12-31T09:42:21.606810+00:00
  11. Originally posted by Malice Discount Whore, sploo just attempted to convert me to pedophilia. What do you think about that? Doesn't he deserve to be hunted down and killed?

    There's nothing inherently wrong with being a pedo imo.

    Downloading CP however is another issue, though I know places like Canada have archaic laws and don't discriminate between anime stuff and actual CP, legally speaking. It would suck to go to prison for like, pokemon porn or something. I think Ash is still 10 or 11, however old he was supposed to be. It's always shocking when I see hentai with what are supposed to be young children in canon.

    One time in highschool I had a nice dream about sexing this black girl in my class, but it was the weirdest thing because what turned me on about her was how *dry* her pussy was. I remember feeling so turned on by fucking her dry velvet towel hole. It was weird to wake up to. I've also had various dreams about having sex with my family. Neither of these things I have any interest in otherwise.
  12. Originally posted by Malice *squeezes tits*

    You udder.

  13. Originally posted by Discount Whore Yeah, I can't imagine actually drinking isopropyl. I tried once when I was a teenager but pussied out. Kudos to you for doing it. How would you compare its effects to ethanol?

    it's much more potent and lasts longer, and the acetone metabolite is actually psychoactive, so you're likely to feel fucked up in a benzo'd out way for 24-48 hours, while the initial isopropyl effects worse off after 2-4 hours. the feeling is equivalent to alcohol, if not slightly better, but it's a much less functional drug because of how trashy it is, and the you can taste nail polish for eternity. also the taste is traumatizingly bad. i'd recommend trying it once because it's an interesting experience to add to the mental catalog. i don't think i'd ever do it again, but i did it like 5 times.

    if you take a normal shot from a rubbing alcohol bottle you could overdose. i would measure out 15-30ml in a cough medicine dosage cap. it's very potent compared to ethanol..

    Post last edited by the holy ghost at 2016-12-31T08:57:59.747017+00:00
  14. Originally posted by the holy ghost i mixed limeade and blueberries with 30ml of isopropyl alcohol.

    it tasted like the devil but it got me pretty rekt.

    i don't know if you were around for this but isopropyl alcohol is relatively safe to drink in low quantities (<75ml) and it gets you really fucking drunk, but you'll smell like acetone for two days, since it's the nontoxic metabolite of isopropyl. it was an enjoyable experience but i wouldn't do it again. just never drink methanol or you'll go blind.

    Yeah, I can't imagine actually drinking isopropyl. I tried once when I was a teenager but pussied out. Kudos to you for doing it. How would you compare its effects to ethanol?
  15. Originally posted by Malice Bitch, who you talkin' to?

    Did I fucking udder?
  16. Originally posted by Malice Discount Whore, sploo just attempted to convert me to pedophilia. What do you think about that? Doesn't he deserve to be hunted down and killed?

    i've fapped to pedo thoughts for the lulz before but i'm not a pedophile. i can fap to basically anything. i don't find anything wrong with it morally so i always end up trying new things for the stimulation.
  17. Originally posted by Malice Bitch, who you talkin' to?

    i've discovered you have a soft side recently

    it's kind of cute tbh

  18. i can buy em at the store and they're 4.50 each. it's a bit of a waste of money but it gives me something to do with my cash that isn't cough syrup.
  19. Originally posted by Discount Whore How was it?

    i mixed limeade and blueberries with 30ml of isopropyl alcohol.

    it tasted like the devil but it got me pretty rekt.

    i don't know if you were around for this but isopropyl alcohol is relatively safe to drink in low quantities (<75ml) and it gets you really fucking drunk, but you'll smell like acetone for two days, since it's the nontoxic metabolite of isopropyl. it was an enjoyable experience but i wouldn't do it again. just never drink methanol or you'll go blind.
  20. Originally posted by the holy ghost i've made a margarita with rubbing alcohol before

    How was it?
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