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How bad are your teeth?

  1. #1
    I am ashamed to admit that my teeth are fairly yellow, and a bit crooked. They're not horrendous, and you can't see it unless you get up close, but I see it. I see it everyday in the mirror. My wife tells me they're not that bad, but she's a fucking liar. I really hate it. This is all because I didn't brush my teeth in my youth, I'd go months without it. If my oldest ever starts to rebel on that front, I'll just bare my teeth at him and growl or something.

    It just fucking sucks. The one thing I can't really work to change without seeing a dentist or taking them out. I'm 100% on the rest of my body, no fucks given. But the damn teeth.

    I'm thinking of taking the plunge with a dentist, they bother me so much.
  2. #2
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Pretty good ever since adapting my perfected quasi-paleo diet a few years back. Haven't been to a decade and have no fillings, cavities (But how do you know? I'm just assuming this.), not even inflammation.

    Diseases of conventional modern civilization.
  3. #3
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You should go to a dentist. Are you saying you don't routinely go, as in at least once every 6 months?
  4. #4
    Merlin Houston
    Mine are yellow from lots of tea and coffee, I don't consider that a bad thing as long as there aren't cavities who cares.

    Also baking soda masterrace.
  5. #5
    Mine grow back.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Mine are white. They always have been. Yellow teeth are fucking disgusting.
  7. #7
    bling bling Dark Matter
    bad help
  8. #8
    I use nitrous so I don't thin kI notice how bad they really are
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Malice Pretty good ever since adapting my perfected quasi-paleo diet a few years back. Haven't been to a decade and have no fillings, cavities (But how do you know? I'm just assuming this.), not even inflammation.

    Diseases of conventional modern civilization.

    Can you tell me more about this quasi-paleo diet and how it has helped you whiten your teeth? I have also been looking to further restrict my diet, New Years resolutions and all that. Also I'm running out of Christmas candy.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Ajax You should go to a dentist. Are you saying you don't routinely go, as in at least once every 6 months?

    I cannot afford to go to a dentist.
  11. #11
    inferior scum
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pretty bad. got a cavity in one, have broken one of the back ones in such a way that I have to be very careful not to chew with it - a couple of weeks back I nearly blacked out in pain, and it didn't fucking go away for 3-4 days

    I haven't been to the dentist in a long time and I'm afraid of how much it'll cost to get fixed. I seriously wish I could just pull them all out and replace them with titanium spikes
  13. #13
    Half my family are dentists, but they still charge me full rate. If your teeth are yellowing try holding in your mouth a dilute solution (less than 2%) of hydrogen peroxide. You can even buy teeth whitening kits, but they're a little more expensive.

    God gave many among his chosen bad teeth, I assume it's a test.
  14. #14
    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Can you tell me more about this quasi-paleo diet and how it has helped you whiten your teeth? I have also been looking to further restrict my diet, New Years resolutions and all that. Also I'm running out of Christmas candy.

    I don't know the paleo meme diet, general advice is:
    Avoid things that have sugar or become sugar (bread)
    Eat vegetables
    I read that you should eat egg shells too, but idk about that
    Eat hard cheese like gouda for vitamin K

  15. #15
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Can you tell me more about this quasi-paleo diet and how it has helped you whiten your teeth?

    The paleo diet means eating what your ancestors ate.

    He's aztec, so his version of the paleo diet probably consists mainly of hearts.

    My paleo diet consists mostly of foreskins and unleavened bread.
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  16. #16
    cerakote African Astronaut
    any yellowing of my teeth comes from dipping and sugary food/drinks

    after a few days the soury taste of plaque gets unbearable so i brush my teeth

    my gumline is FUCKED
  17. #17
    I know what the paleo diet is. I'm more curious as to what in non-paleo diets is responsible for tooth decay. I rinse after every meal to fight all the sugars and darkness in my foodz.
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    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Don't drink coffee, soda, or smoke anything. Not so great at brushing my teeth at night, which I know is gross. Trying to make it a good habit. Didn't have a cavity until I was 20. I haven't been to a dentist in a while, so I'm sure I at least on more. They're very straight save for one tooth that is a little crooked. I have two different chipped teeth from basketball, but they're not noticeable.
  19. #19
    bling bling Dark Matter
    rly badddddddd
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    Bup
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