Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.

1. 2017-03-03 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #101
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   save time and don't close your door
   take it off the damn frame
2. 2017-03-03 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #102
   cerakote African Astronaut
   you can save extra time by just not having a house and making the pizza guy deliver to your cave/ritual sacrifice site
3. 2017-03-03 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #103
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Carry a gun in a holster that's big enough to be visible through your clothes, get a tattoo on your face and express your feelings very often. This really isn't hard, I think your heart isn't in it. Find another way to communicate your frustrations.
4. 2017-03-03 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   get one of those tear tattoos that means you killed someone
5. 2017-03-03 at 9:48 AM UTC

   #105
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Lulzyst fred on this board
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   • Narc
6. 2017-03-08 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #106
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   have digital camo tattooed on your entire body. tactically.
7. 2017-03-08 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #107
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Animated tattoos Inc.
8. 2017-03-08 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #108
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote >open the door
   >both hands are occupied with a tool
   
   unless your dick is a hand then youre a bullshitter and this method doesnt work

   
   false.
   
   I'm typing right now with my nose due to needing both hands for fappery.
9. 2017-03-08 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #109
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock false.
   
   I'm typing right now with my nose due to needing both hands for fappery.

   
   oh right i forgot you can just open the door by putting the handle in your nose and turning your head
10. 2017-03-08 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Grab your nuts while you walk.

    
    This made me laugh so much it gave me vertigo.
11. 2017-03-08 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #111
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote oh right i forgot you can just open the door by putting the handle in your nose and turning your head

    
    the handles in my house are levers, so, yes, i can.
    
    i use my feet to open doors on a regular basis when im carrying things in both hands.
12. 2017-03-09 at 8:12 AM UTC

    #112
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock the handles in my house are levers, so, yes, i can.

    
    you enjoy wrapping your hands round long, hardd things dont you. are they cock-shapped ?
13. 2017-03-09 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #113
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader you enjoy wrapping your hands round long, hardd things dont you. are they cock-shapped ?

    
    why do you ask...looking for a dude to fondle your junk?
14. 2017-03-09 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #114
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Also gayest fred on this board
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    • Narc
15. 2017-03-09 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #115
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Can we please get back to the intimidation?
16. 2017-03-09 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #116
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Can we please get back to the intimidation?

    
    only if you suck my dick while you gently massage my ballsack.
17. 2017-03-09 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #117
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Can we please get back to the intimidation?

    
    I'm gonna murder you, your family and everyone you know in the fucking face you cocksucking fuck.
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    • Narc
18. 2017-03-09 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #118
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist I'm gonna murder you, your family and everyone you know in the fucking face you cocksucking fuck.

    
    i call dibs on the carcasses...
19. 2017-03-09 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #119
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not even scary.
20. 2017-03-09 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #120
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not even scary.

    
    i dont do scary
    
    i do arousing.
    
    edit: (not joking...i actually caught a boner at a halloween scare trail one time. i mean...the main scary-chick had massive boobs...what'd they expect?)