Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-03-07 at 2:29 PM UTC in Without googling, Do you know what city the Detroit Zoo is in?
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Without Googling name one place in America that is named after a place in The Netherlands.

   
   accident, maryland
2. 2017-03-07 at 6:13 AM UTC in super glue on toilet seat
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist Super glue doesn't dry quickly when its beaded up. Only when its spread thinly or squished tight between two surfaces does it dry almost instantly. Some drops of superglue could sit on a toilet seat for a good 10 minutes or more. Than the moment some fat ass squashes down on it it dries in a few seconds.
   
   So fuck you spectral, you're totally wrong again.

   
   can confirm
3. 2017-03-06 at 7:17 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   cerakote African Astronaut
   no im saying that his autism isnt weapons grade
4. 2017-03-06 at 7:12 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   this may appear to be a run of the mill shitpost but laser weapons already exist
5. 2017-03-06 at 7:08 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   can you read
6. 2017-03-06 at 6:55 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   cerakote African Astronaut
   inb4 shitty car
7. 2017-03-06 at 6:52 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare
   cerakote African Astronaut
   you'd be paying 6-7 hundo for a c39 with a milled receiver
8. 2017-03-06 at 6:18 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   cerakote African Astronaut
   better make it a good car
9. 2017-03-06 at 6:14 PM UTC in what will you do if there was a Tornado right now?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   change the n in poppins to an e and you'll be flying alright
10. 2017-03-06 at 6:13 PM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    ^ why im going into plumbing
11. 2017-03-06 at 6:12 PM UTC in methadone
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by greenplastic lol "not the kind of person to get hooked on them"
    
    we'll see in 5 years

    
    when i sold drugs and was better connected, i had access to opiates all the time and money to buy them.
    
    i've only ever taken an opiate maybe 5-6 times ever, and 4 of those times were different opioids
12. 2017-03-06 at 6:10 PM UTC in Austin tx is full of tossers
    cerakote African Astronaut
    yeah my dad bought firewood this year for some reason, and the last 5 winters have all sucked ass
13. 2017-03-06 at 6:07 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    he completely ignores the fact that he is an absentee parent and that probably wont change until he has a midlife crisis or something
14. 2017-03-06 at 6:06 PM UTC in How can the world reasonably expect me not to be an opioid addict?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Crouton isnt an opioid
    
    also amphetamines are the best and if you disagree youre objectively wrong and a faggot and a nigger
15. 2017-03-06 at 5:03 PM UTC in Austin tx is full of tossers
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol I just looked up league city and its by Houston, pretty sure they aren't the nice kind of blacks. I didn't know you were from texas

    
    its 30 miles from houston
    
    and yes im a txfag
16. 2017-03-06 at 4:52 PM UTC in Austin tx is full of tossers
    cerakote African Astronaut
    move to league city
    
    all the blacks here are nice people
17. 2017-03-06 at 4:39 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
    cerakote African Astronaut
    clonazolam is not the same thing as clonazepam (kpin)
18. 2017-03-06 at 4:39 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
    cerakote African Astronaut
    he bought like 15 grams of powder
19. 2017-03-06 at 4:32 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    xanny family
20. 2017-03-06 at 4:31 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
    cerakote African Astronaut
    inb4 malice starts drinking again in 3 days