Posts by cerakote

2017-03-09 at 6:11 PM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby you could probably smell the difference

one smells like crushed rose petals and one smells like mildewy books

2017-03-09 at 3:45 PM UTC in Terror Mode

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i like how he has a little fuzz patch of hair on his chin so guys know where to let off

2017-03-09 at 3:38 PM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?

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commit suicide??

2017-03-09 at 3:36 PM UTC in Are mopeds cool at all?

cerakote African Astronaut

get a motorcycle you window licker

2017-03-09 at 3:33 PM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by reject My county has the highest percentage of people who slam it.

Kids these days just don't do drugs anymore, they're all about instagram rather than buying grams

shit blud id rather have an instant gram than an instagram if ygm fam tiger farnn

2017-03-09 at 3:33 PM UTC in How to determine who is lying.

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL Right-handed liars tend to glance to the left while lying. Left-handed liars tend to glance to the right while lying.

didnt know this thanks

2017-03-09 at 3:14 PM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens

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Originally posted by reject That's street price. We got 50g's for £100 I think it was.

So £2 a gram. We used to sell it to the smackheads who'd slam it

mother of fuck

its a wonder everyone in europe isnt a tweaker

2017-03-09 at 3:02 PM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by reject You stick a bit on a rizla and neck it. Gotta keep it in the freezer tho

well fuck, if its 3g for 20 i might just see about trying to cop some because thats cheap as fuck

2017-03-09 at 2:56 PM UTC in Terror Mode

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Originally posted by RisiR I just went through my contacts and told the people I'm in contact with (hurrr) what I really think about them and their behavior. None of the replies pleased me and now I'm really mad. Real life mad.

I started doing steroids when I was 21 and went on and off since then. That's over now. I'll pump so much fucking gear into me until I burst and my nutsack forgets that it ever existed. I'll never talk to anyone ever again for more than a couple of words when I need something and just use my life completely to feed my addictions.

That's it. Thank you for your time.

YES

transform yourself into a walking typhoon and piss death on everyone and everything who isnt living on the blade of a knife

it is your destiny

2017-03-09 at 2:53 PM UTC in How to determine who is lying.

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I just assume anyone that isn't me is too dumb to ever know anything. Humans that don't like tech and TENDIES can all burn in a fire.

what about the triangles youve been consuming

what if they like those

2017-03-09 at 2:51 PM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up

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Originally posted by infinityshock you're kind of young to be working the streets. those pedophiles have no mercy on pudgy little asses like yours.

yeah but im just the right age to be working the block :^)

2017-03-09 at 2:50 PM UTC in Why Japan is better than America.

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock because Americans have enough sense to use machines to eliminate meaningless manual labor so the people can do something that is actually productive and meaningful.

complacency breeds weakness

america is prosperous from the blessings that joseph gave to ephraim and manasseh (and so is england, but not the same extent as america). i mean, so many people could be out of a job at a moments notice if our manufacturing became automated in its entirety. people have been so graced with money that they can actually make a career out of bullshitting

2017-03-09 at 2:42 PM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by reject We don't get weak ass speed pills over here, just the finest Dutch amphetamine paste, 3g for £20

>paste

how does dosing that work

2017-03-09 at 2:42 PM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up

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i have work at 6

2017-03-09 at 2:40 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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will you kill me too

2017-03-09 at 2:39 PM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens

cerakote African Astronaut

amphetamine or fuck off

tfw no adderall to put in my nasal passages

2017-03-09 at 2:37 PM UTC in How to determine who is lying.

cerakote African Astronaut

dilation of pupils - i dont know why this happens but it does
fidgeting - anything to avoid the pressure of attempting to bullshit someone
subversion of gaze - its harder to lie while looking them in the eye (unless youre a pro)
voice cracking - throat dries up, idk why but it does
overly detailed - too many details make people suspicious
sweating - see dilation of pupils and voice cracking
unfeasible story - nobody is going to believe your 1 in a million chance bull just stop

2017-03-09 at 2:27 PM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by reject Codeine is cheap and plentiful and I think I'm one of the people who gets more out of it than most.

Or my liver has turned into a super efficient codeine –> morphine machine

why not just convert codeine to morphine

2017-03-09 at 2:25 PM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by puffy butts stop talking to me about nothing you annoying bitch i don't care. we sit in the same room, she's watching tv im on the computer and she keeps on talking to me about her fucking tv show like i give a shit. burn in hell you fucking whore, choke on a dick then eat shit.

my dad does the same shit

wont stop fucking yammering on about nothing... he knows that im not watching whatever fucking bullshit he is and he still just randomly laughs and yells "[pronoun] just [random happening in the movie]" like FUCK OFF i dont care about your shitty hallmark movie

2017-03-09 at 2:22 PM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens

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codeine is lame

oxy is nice

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