Posts by cerakote

2017-03-22 at 2:31 PM UTC in hookers walking down my street

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Originally posted by nonarky they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.

how can i get them to go away?

call the police or go outside with a gun

2017-03-22 at 2:29 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Dude go to dollar general they have 325ct for $6

holy shit

2017-03-22 at 2:28 PM UTC in ATT bill the cat

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump homeless

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump in my rattex zcronaldo shack.

2017-03-22 at 2:26 PM UTC in anyone here who plays guitar can u help me out

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Originally posted by Dissociator my guitar currently has no strings and I have no amp that works so can anyone here like, collab with me and add guitar to some of my tracks?
I even have to use ipad app for bass which sucks

just get more strings you niggerhead

2017-03-22 at 2:26 PM UTC in If you could snap your fingers and learn any language in the world...

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Originally posted by Dargo It's not ridiculously hard. A lot depends on how much you immerse yourself in it. I'll admit my first year or so in the US I sounded a bit like an illiterate 3 year old :/ English has a lot of synonyms.

Are you learning another language in high school?

well i took 3 years of spanish and i can speak it well enough to get by if i need to but the thing i had the most trouble with was verb tenses, all the different endings and stem changing shit is ALOT of shit to memorize and i dont live in a mexican enough area to stay brushed up on it. i try and make an effort to refresh my memory and pick apart what i hear in spanish while im working or out in public or something, but my spoken spanish is probably terrible

2017-03-22 at 2:23 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu

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Originally posted by RisiR Ugh. Fuck.

I have never seen a pussy like that. Do Japanase assholes have a hymen? Fuck.

its supposed to be loli punani

2017-03-22 at 2:22 PM UTC in White Women

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby This thread makes me so fucking pissed the fuck off, my mom and dad would come in my room after I was suspended for having marijauna at school and would throw a glass of water in my face to wake me up and just start screaming at me calling me a drug head while crying.

Then last summer my mom had the gull to call me crying telling me she's going blind and she wants me to get her some marijuana when she comes through town. I told her no fucking way. Get one of your redneck nieces in your town to do that.

And my mom is also racist, she would call my first girlfriend when i was 16 (she was 14) a fat white bitch whore and make fun of me in front of her. When I moved out she even sent the pigs over to her house and when I told the pigs I was an adult and to leave me alone my parents came over and my mom started calling my gf's a mom a fucking fat bitch whore. It was so embarassing

Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-22T03:34:33.923728+00:00

why are some white parents so strung out like this its fucking retarded

my dad has worked at the same company for approx 25 years now and when i was little he was almost fired for failing a drug test for weed and yet has the gall to call me a dopehead because i smoke occasionally

he goes on and on about how once you try weed you try everything else, like i havent done all that yet

he doesnt understand that i have already went down the road with drugs and have tried everything short of crack, meth, and heroin and it doesnt appeal to me which is why i stick with lame drugs like benadryl and weed. id tell him my complete drug "rap sheet" but i dont want to reveal my powerlevel

2017-03-22 at 2:18 PM UTC in White Women

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Originally posted by infinityshock everyone hates jedis

not everyone is a basement dwelling /pol/ lurker like you

inb4 kike shill

2017-03-22 at 2:17 PM UTC in White Women

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 Latin? that's uhh European last time I checked!

Hispanic is Native .. like Native American.. but who cares?

r u retarded

2017-03-22 at 2:14 PM UTC in I am afraid to admit in public that I find Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer to be attractive

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby I did it once before, but was accused of having no standards, was asked if I ever been with a woman, and was told to see an eye doctor. life sucks bro.

iktf

i said the same thing about amy schumer and people said i had bad taste because she was ugly

shes not ugly shes cute and i would give her the bepis if she wouldnt claim rape

2017-03-22 at 6:03 AM UTC in immature as fuck

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Originally posted by infinityshock so I've heard. all the limes are uber-bottoms and have to force other bottoms to ass- or throat-bang them.

i believe faggots call those power bottoms

apparently its a real thing in the gay community

2017-03-22 at 6:01 AM UTC in If you could snap your fingers and learn any language in the world...

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby its actually one of the hardest languages to learn

i wanted the opinion of someone with english as a 2nd language

frig off whitey

2017-03-22 at 6 AM UTC in baccy farm

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i really want to grow some tobacco plants but i dont know where to do it because my dad wouldnt let me for sure

ive always wanted to make my own chew and blackbull

2017-03-22 at 5:57 AM UTC in If you could snap your fingers and learn any language in the world...

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is english an easy language to learn?

2017-03-22 at 5:56 AM UTC in White Women

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby Latina women are mean. And extremely conceded.

doesnt mean they cant get this dicc tbh fam

2017-03-22 at 5:33 AM UTC in White Women

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if racemixing wasnt immoral and i didnt want my kids to look like me id give my cummies to any latina girl who asked

2017-03-22 at 5:31 AM UTC in You ever missed the toilet and made a mess?

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Originally posted by aldra no you just need to rethink how you use it

if you actually sit in the bowl when you log off there are no more shitting on the floor related accidents

just shit in infinityshocks mouth that way you save the environment and your toilet bowl

2017-03-22 at 5:29 AM UTC in What’s a light metal?

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Originally posted by infinityshock there are other binders that can be used in tablets and sugar isnt frequently used because its too expensive…not because it 'goes mouldy'…because it doesnt.

what the shit is half life reduction? this isnt a radiological topic

every element has a half life, it doesnt have to be radiological

2017-03-22 at 5:28 AM UTC in What’s a light metal?

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Originally posted by aldra

as if taking out the shitty i in aluminum or the u in armor makes any difference in linguistics

2017-03-22 at 5:27 AM UTC in If you could snap your fingers and learn any language in the world...

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Originally posted by Malice Chinese would certainly be the most useful, but Japanese would be the most fun and expand your world of weeabooism.

anniemay is for faggots

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