omg... i was about to make a thread about this... one time my meth head friend and I and stayed up for a couple days smoking crystalized methamphetamine hcl and we were drinking beer and stuff, we went to go get some tai food, really spicy, and with all the beer/ our sickly bodies and curry, we both got a case of the shits at the grocery store while picking up more booze. We both immediately went to the bathroom its like it hit us both at once, like we were texas shit stain bros and we started tearing up that mens room. Spraying ass so hard and some guy and his son im guessing... some lil kid.. were talking and he was like "goddamn son, smells like goddamn asshole in here and the left" and my friend was like "tommy i don't feel so well" and I was like "my names not tommy" and he was "oooooohhiie im sorry tommy" and we were just spraying ass for a good ten minutes. felt bad man
Originally posted by DocFoster
If shitting is made so much more difficult by meth, why use it? I've tried a little of everything, and it just doesn't seem worth it
Although your story about dual supermarket shots have me a good chuckle
yes hind sight it was pretty funny.
the same friend hit me up asking if my friend could sell him some weed, while her and I were at a restaurant. And I told him yeah she can help you out after we're done eating.. anyways to make a long story short, he ent up coming in the restaurant, and I'm going to guess he'd been doing tons of meth and was trying to come down, he was all klonopined out and sloppy as fuck, had the gull to order some food when we were almost done...
He goes to the bathroom and you hear the loud moaning coming from the bathroom as he's shitting his guts out.. I ent up getting the weed from my friend and take it to my other friends car and he's passed out in his car with daft punx "up all night to get lucky" and I'm banging on the window and he wakes up get the money and toss him his weed, that was one of the last times I ever hung out with his dumbass
i hav a better story than crov 1` time my frend did a shit in this abandon buildin than all thse nood students went up aftr and we herd tham say it stinks like shoit in here lmao pls tmp true story
its funny how an election year can show the colors of 2 bands I once respected and grew up with. I've seen napalm death several times. And the way they spit there narritive now just because a "republican" won and its whats "teh kids rebel against" is kind of silly. Had a villain like hillary would of won, it would never had been mentioned in punk/metal music these days
look at these two cool dudes toss cum at eachother on stage... its deplorable..
I never thought id see the day.. but I guess punk really is dead.. funny thing is napalm death has a song from the 80's called "multi national corporations.." go figure.. derpadew!!!
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i wish i could suck shit out of my ass with an enema vacuum and have a shower that sprays soap with water. that way cleaning myself would take 30 seconds and i'd do it more than a few times a year. i'm sexixiciccci so i can get away with no hygiene for weeks and people can't tell. it's eh bretty nice dude.
Originally posted by DocFoster
If shitting is made so much more difficult by meth, why use it? I've tried a little of everything, and it just doesn't seem worth it
Although your story about dual supermarket shots have me a good chuckle
Meth evolves you to not need food, sleep which also eliminates the need for bowel movements. The only downside you have to drink a lot of water and your piss gets slowly darker as your mortality catches up to you. If we didn't die meth would make it so you never need to sleep or eat just take gulps of water and inject b-12 and proteins.
