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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    ^this is what drugs and autism does to a human being
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver ITT undersexed betas brag

    bitch you look like a tweaked out asylum resident

    why dont you dox yourself a new nose
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Thats what I exist for. I am what your mother warned about when she told you to stay away from dark alleys. My purpose for being here is to scare you kids straight and make you all sober. I do all the drugs and nobody else is allowed to touch these holy substances. Everyone just spreads false lies about all drugs on earth but I'm the only one who sees gods creations for what they really are. Trianglism is to heal and teach the world. First we take over and infiltrate every part of society then confiscate all drugs and execute anyone that tries to grow or make anything psychoactive, then the entire planet will be bombed with agent orange to kill all plant life and all psychoactive plants will be moved to a secure space station orbiting the moon and TECH AND TENDIE vending machines armed with explosive self defense anti tampering, turrets and laser dazzlers, the machines only take bitcoin and they will replace all sources of food on earth. The only thing you eat will come out of a vending machine.

    Water will be replaced with vyvanse water to get everyone perpetually hooked.

    tfw no fiji smack water(tm)
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR I actually flushed 14g of ice for no reason once because the cops came to me for arson.

    That was bad.

    fuck

    goodbye $700 of glass just like that
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby in the 80's

    THE ADHD CRAZY

    8 DOOBIES TO THE FACE, FUCK THAT
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    real benadryl hours who tf up :100:
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'll do what I wish, when I wish to do it. Nobody sets my timeline or actions but me, and especially not you.

    yep you're a pussy fuck off
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    in tx you have to take at least 2 years of a foreign language
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    come on fuckboy do something

    prove to the world you are the legend you say you are
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And if I refuse…?

    then you get to keep living a fruitless existence of telling randoms on the internet that you arent scared by them completely out of the blue and speaking passive aggressively about not provoking the wrath of an almighty scriptfaggot
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher This is true. I didn't see any of you bitching when Bill Krozby got his PI posted

    thats because nobody cares

    oh wow you got his pi? what are you gonna do, go tell people his name? order a pizza to his house? maybe spend a few hundred dollars on a plane ticket to go there and angrily speak to him about his antics before he calls the police on you and/or assaults you?

    wow lol trolled to the next level #doxxed
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Twisted is only a part of it. You also needs ingenuity, creativity, persistence, resourcefulness, ruthlessness, and the patience of a Saint. You have none of those qualities, but I have them all.

    sure you do, puppetmaster

    why dont you weave those strings into a noose and hang yourself
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Don't lie, the only salad you eat is in a big mac

    fuck you im not fat because i only eat trash, im fat because i eat too much food period, both trash and healthy shit included
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker It's easier for men. Diet changes and exercise go a long way for men because that's how we're built, but women are literally fighting against biology. It's much harder for a woman to lose weight like that without starving herself.

    Also, you've got 50lbs on me while you're talking…

    i've probably got a few inches in height too
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    celery is my favorite, i like it with sriracha on it but by itself is good too

    the little babby celery hearts are my favorite they have all the good planty flavor

    roasted chickpeas are also really good but when i sit down and eat some i end up eating 34 million of them

    cottage cheese and peaches is great
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    canada is garbage
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    hurr durr raint sattex look at me im so funny and quirky haha lol
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Not really. She looks genuinely hurt. Besides, obese women get bullied pretty often. The only thing that's a little unbelievable is that anyone cared enough about her suffering to shine a light on it.

    I feel bad for obese people. They catch hell for their weight all the time from people that have no idea what's it's like to struggle with obesity. Losing weight isn't easy, especially for women because their bodies are literally designed to store fat for child bearing.

    >losing weight isnt easy

    blow it out your ass fatbody

    i went from 330 to 270 in 4 months and have stayed at 260 since like july 2016 because i havent cared enough to lose more weight

    if i wanted to stop buying fucking brownies and shit you bet i have the capacity to keep doing it if i want to but for now id rather eat whatever and somehow stay at my weight
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    lmao spectral probably dug through one of his 28 years worth of totse screenshots and found where TDR forgot to blur out something
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra oh right, when you plug it in, it should show a popup on the phone itself asking what to do - you need to select MTP or media transfer. if it doesn't pop up you may need to go into USB settings… can probably find the details if you post the phone model

    on my s5 i swipe down to get to the control panel thing and when i plug it into my computer i have to tap something that says usb charging and change it to file transfer
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