Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-06-16 at 7:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Your usertitle should say chief something…

   
   the armchair general of the us counterintelligence force
2. 2017-06-16 at 7:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol are you serious? you know you made a girl cum by going down on her the first time you ever had sex? did she have a big butt?

   
   yes and yes
3. 2017-06-10 at 5:10 PM UTC in suggest a username for dargo's rent-a-kid
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby they have labor unions in texas?

   
   yeah nibba
4. 2017-06-10 at 3:17 AM UTC in Hi I am a transgender
   cerakote African Astronaut
   just fucking kill yourself and join the rest of us
5. 2017-06-10 at 3:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut
   is vaping dick gay
6. 2017-06-10 at 3:15 AM UTC in suggest a username for dargo's rent-a-kid
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hey bud, how ya been? Haven't seen you around in awhile.

   
   swell
   
   dont want to shit up this thread with blogposting but i guess im obliged to
   
   i graduated, hung out with my sisters, got some fug, tried meth in pill form (and re-tried coke), applied to a labor union, and some other trivial shit
7. 2017-06-10 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i lost my virginity today
   
   i shouldve listened to the internet and beat my dick before because i edged nightly for the last 3 days and took lecithin because i thought blowing a fat ass load would be a good thing but i nutted in legit like 15 seconds when i went in doggy
   
   good thing i went down on her and made her cum beforehand
8. 2017-06-10 at 2:09 AM UTC in suggest a username for dargo's rent-a-kid
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dargo He won't be allowed on the computer, but thank you.

   
   i hope he takes a bunch of xanax and robs a liquor store
9. 2017-06-05 at 5:36 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   meth is pretty fucking nice tbh fam
   
   guy i work with sells me x and its literally just meth tablets
10. 2017-06-05 at 5:36 AM UTC in ATTN: people without avatars
    cerakote African Astronaut
    when i peed the morning after i woke up from an acid trip it always seemed like my brain could tell i was pissing it out
11. 2017-05-28 at 2:32 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    MUH OBJECTIVISM
12. 2017-05-27 at 4:55 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject I need to run some sort of scam, preferably fleecing old people out of their much unneeded money. If I can get hold of their meds then that's a bonus

    
    list yourself on CL as a helper for old folks, go over, clean their shit and help them with old folk shit and run their medicine cabinet
    
    ez drugs ez money
13. 2017-05-23 at 5:01 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Malice My god, weaponized autism is real.

    
    i called it
    
    unlock your true potential as a superhuman walking encyclopedia and become the next james bond
    
    15 seconds of observation later, you now know the most minute and precise things about en entire battalion of soldiers
    
    one guys left knee clicks when he walks? kick it to immobilize him and grab his left hand (missing a segment of his finger, thanks autism) and disarm him. use his weapon (hk mpk5 made in 2002, thanks autism) to kill everyone else in the room at the optimal engagement range (164gr copper jacketed bullets, as you see from the bullet exiting the barrel, thanks again autism)
    
    this man could be the next agent 47
14. 2017-05-22 at 11:48 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Coathangers Suck -WS I'm really developing a resentment towards the general manager at the gas station by my job I go to everyday on my lunch. He's always being all friendly and shit with everyone but me. It's like he knows all the bad shit I've done. Also I hate that he's always there during the morning. It's like he has a service job but so humbly chooses the morning shifts for himself. I bet he has an assistant manager working all nights that Hates his fake ass smile as much as I do.

    
    night shifts at gas stations are way better than the morning ones
    
    t. previous employee
15. 2017-05-22 at 10:56 PM UTC in My life has really been horrible, but...
    cerakote African Astronaut
    nice blog
16. 2017-05-22 at 10:55 PM UTC in The dargo "apology"
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i fucking LOVE this meme where people say this website is shit yet make the conscious decision to keep circlejerking autistic 6th grade beef
    
    FUCK OFF
17. 2017-05-22 at 10:54 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    be sure to keep your socks on so its not gay
18. 2017-05-22 at 10:53 PM UTC in Florida man converts to Islam, immediately murders roommates for disrespecting his faith
    cerakote African Astronaut
    that nigger went from one end of the spectrum to the other
    
    what the fuck is going on
19. 2017-05-22 at 10:48 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    stop giving him reddit gold you blowhard
20. 2017-05-22 at 10:47 PM UTC in Watercooling Setup Plans
    cerakote African Astronaut
    yeah /g/ is the limpwristed compsci manchild shitposting hub